Even though most of the other residents at the Loma Linda Nursing home in California were paying little attention to Granny Merle Rutherford, she had just returned to her room there with brand new boobs. "Oh the old boys in the lobby have noticed,...
Word around Washington DC is that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is about to have her traditional frown permanently removed by cosmetic surgery. She recently told a friend: "I've had this frown since I caught Bill running around on me on our w...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Executors of deceased pop icon Michael Jackson's will pulled the plug today on memorial services for the star at the 20,000 seat Liquid Paper Center in Los Angeles, California for an unspecified period. Sources revealed that, dur...
Bangkok, Thailand/ Botox News - Newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton was more than pleased with her recent official trip to Asia, as it afforded her the opportunity to pop over to Thailand for a complete, cheap, cosmetic makeove...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Following the House of Representatives' passage of an $819 billion economic stimulus bill without the benefit of one single Republican vote, President Obama has proposed a revolutionary new bill providing augmentative surgery for H...
LOS ANGELES - Cosmetic surgeons in the US are being deluged with requests from American men to have their ears enlarged "to look like Prez Obama". Dr. Wyatt Eardley. Chief of Surgery at a well-known Hollywood clinic said "There has been such a rev...
Cosmetic surgery has become increasingly popular over the past few decades, and as the number of people having procedures done has risen, so has the average age of those having such work done. But even the most extensive procedures can only hold the...
Queen of Pop, Madonna, 50, has been praised recently for how good she looks at fifty without using cosmetic surgery or endless beauty products. But the truth (well, not so much truth...more a lie really) is that a Harley Street doctor was paid £2500...
Yorkshire school boy, Adrian Hippleswaite, is to be denied his life long dream of owning his own ears by the Disney Corporation.
Despite press reports to the contrary, the recent operation undergone by former prisoner Naomi Campbell was a total failure.
A team at St. Time-on-its-hands Hospital, London, have made an amazing breakthrough by creating, for the first time ever, an entirely artificial bionic arse. The arse, clinical trials suggest, could perform equally as well as a real arse and, perhap...
Las Vegas Nevada, A consortium of cosmetic surgeons gathered at the Rio Hotel and Casino this week to discuss the newest trends in plastic surgery. After comparing notes and looking at the statistics this year the group came to the conclusion, this...
NORBIT, Ohio -- A new study that delves into the popularity of stomach surgery reveals that overweight people are among the highest number of obese adults operated upon.
In a shocking tell all body-part expose with Mike Wallace's nose, Lindsay Lohan's left and right breasts admitted yesterday to having their nipples enhanced by a controversial new surgical procedure.
New research into Cosmetic Surgery shows that it may well be possible to undergo an "implant of the bum cheeks". The procedure is very similar to that of the Breast Implant. Two silicone implants would be placed in the buttocks, and you wou...
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