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Funny story: Constitution Declared "Unconstitutional"

Constitution Declared "Unconstitutional"

The United States Supreme Court upheld the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals decision that the United States Constitution is unconstitutional.

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Funny story: Supreme Court Kicks Bush In The Nads

Supreme Court Kicks Bush In The Nads

(Washington) - Despite having loaded the Supreme Court with neo-fascists during his two terms, President George W. Bush received a hard shot to the groin today when the court voted 5-4 to allow detainees being held by the U.S. military at Guantanamo...

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Funny story: McCain seeks to eliminate First Amendment

McCain seeks to eliminate First Amendment

Aspiring presidential candidate and Arizona senator John McCain stated today the First Amendment to the Constitution has become antiquated and should be repealed in favor of a more socially-acceptable and child-friendly amendment.

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Funny story: To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

Whether tis freedom limited to rhetoric and laughter, To ignore centralized economic planning...

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Funny story: To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

To Constitution or not to Constitution, that is the question.

Whether tis freedom limited to rhetoric and laughter, To ignore centralized economic planning...

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Funny story: Huckabee vows to take red pen to U.S. Constitution

Huckabee vows to take red pen to U.S. Constitution

Mike Huckabee rocked the presidential campaign recently when he said he would revise the United States Constitution to reflect "God's standards" instead of man's standards. The Republican front-runner said it would be a lot easier t...

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Funny story: U.S. Constitution Declared Unconstitutional

U.S. Constitution Declared Unconstitutional

The American Civil Liberals Union today won a landmark legal victory in federal court when they succeeded in getting the U.S. Constitution declared unconstitutional.

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Funny story: Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul

Arrest Warrants Issued for Franklin, Jefferson, Madison, and Ron Paul

17 Sep 87, PHILADELPHIA, PA, UK-- A ragtag think-tank of paramilitary extremists, mostly libertarians and palaeoconservatives, released a rambling policy document today that they call the "Constitution for the United States of America". Kin...

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Funny story: People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

People Who Support the U.S. Constitution Are Terrorists!

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - United States - An FBI flyer created during the Clinton administration declares that "defenders" of the US Constitution against federal government and the UN are to be considered terrorists, especially if they are whi...

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Funny story: Bush asks Congress for emergency bridge retrofitting powers to prevent further threats of bridge collapse; Congress says: Okay

Bush asks Congress for emergency bridge retrofitting powers to prevent further threats of bridge collapse; Congress says: Okay

Washington, D.C. - President Bush was handed over his latest victory on the new war against bridge collapse today when Congress voted Bush emergency bridge retrofitting powers in a desperate attempt to prevent further bridge collapse. The President n...

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Funny story: Corrupt Bastards in Bush Administration Score Another Blow to the Constitution

Corrupt Bastards in Bush Administration Score Another Blow to the Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - Corrupt Bastards Club judges in the Bush Administration made a striking blow against freedom, liberty, the media, and the Constitution when they overruled the only judge who held that a controversial surveillance e...

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Funny story: Bush Defecates on Constitution in Disturbing Late-night Ceremony

Bush Defecates on Constitution in Disturbing Late-night Ceremony

WASHINGTON - "Disturbing" is the best word this reporter can use to describe the incidents that took place at the White House over the Memorial Day weekend.

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Funny story: Geneva Convention, US Constitution no match for Cheney at West Point

Geneva Convention, US Constitution no match for Cheney at West Point

West Point, New York (FP) Vice President Dick Cheney delivered the commencement speech at West Point Academy to the graduating class during which he criticizing the Geneva Convention and the United States Constitution while checking his email on his...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Promises to Remove the 'No' Symbol from the Constitution

Ron Paul Promises to Remove the 'No' Symbol from the Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Republic of Texas - Republican Ron Paul promises that, if elected, he will remove the "No" symbol from the Constitution that President Bush had placed there.

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Funny story: Voters Agree with Bush... No Constitution

Voters Agree with Bush... No Constitution

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Voters seem to be siding with Bush as Cal-el slides down the polls in the presidential vote on U4prez.com. Once ranked at 7 in the Independent category, he is now rated at 6.8461. This is clearly an...

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Funny story: Constitution outlawed by the Bush Administration

Constitution outlawed by the Bush Administration

EP (Exasperated Press) - Today in Washington, George W. Bush signed a bill into law that was written by his administration. The new law puts an end to the U.S. Constitution. It will now be illegal for any U.S. Citizen to own or display a copy of th...

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Funny story: Ten Commandments Set to Annex U.S. Constitution

Ten Commandments Set to Annex U.S. Constitution

CAPITOL HILL (crAP)-Washington insiders are reeling at the latest libocrat lunacy to lambaste the land. In a radical 180-degree flip-flop from their traditional rant over the separation of church and state, liberal namby-pambies in b...

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