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Funny story: An Apology

An Apology

In an article posted earlier here on The Spoof, concerning the announcement of Rosie O'Donnell's new reality show, "America's Biggest Mouth", this writer utilized a picture of a pig with a caption indicating that it was Miss O'Donnell making the announcement at a news conference.

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Funny story: Revolutionary Thunderbolt Golf System Debuts

Revolutionary Thunderbolt Golf System Debuts

Thunderbolt Golf Equipment has announced the utterly revolutionary Thunderbolt Blaster Golf System. Richard R McCovey, President of Thunderbolt, spoke at a press conference where he revealed for the first time the Blaster.

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Funny story: Dumbo Supports Spray-Painting of Elephants

Dumbo Supports Spray-Painting of Elephants

Senior citizen Dumbo, his huge ears and big smile intact, held a press conference on the porch of his Los Angeles home yesterday to announce his support of the spray-painting of elephants. "A pox on those who prevent it," he said. Dumbo c...

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Funny story: Cat Whisperer Confesses

Cat Whisperer Confesses

Atlanta, GA -- Chris B. Kream (not her legal name), the self-styled ‘Cat Whisperer' called a press conference today to offer apologies to her followers - "upwards of ten now" - and to make amends, she says, for her "bad cat" advice. She intends to of...

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Funny story: GM To Go Retro -- Fins Are Back!

GM To Go Retro -- Fins Are Back!

Detroit -- In a stunning announcement before the Professional Auto Designers conference today, Bob Bardo, chief designer for GM, proffered "radical" changes in its new line.

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Funny story: Bush to Bomb Aerosmith and Motley Crue Tour

Bush to Bomb Aerosmith and Motley Crue Tour

The White House- President Bush announced in a press conference that he will "pull out all the stops" in attacking the upcoming Aerosmith/Motley Crue joint tour.

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Funny story: King Kong, CPA, Storms out of Enron Trial

King Kong, CPA, Storms out of Enron Trial

Houston, TX - Declaring "It's a jungle in there," King Kong, CPA, stormed out of a Houston courtroom and held a press conference on the courthouse steps. Chiding his fellow accountants for their misdeeds and lack of ethics, he announce...

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Funny story: President Assures Public Everything is Great, Attempts Joke.

President Assures Public Everything is Great, Attempts Joke.

President Bush held a press conference this afternoon to tell the American people that there are no problems and everything is just fine despite assertions in the media to the contrary.

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Funny story: Fiction Writer Admits Making Up Everything

Fiction Writer Admits Making Up Everything

NEW YORK - Damian Quirky, a noted fiction writer, held a press conference here today, and admitted making up everything in his fictional novels and short stories.

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Funny story: President Bush Anxiously Awaits Impeachment

President Bush Anxiously Awaits Impeachment

Washington, DC - During a recent press conference, when asked about the growing movement to impeach him, the President surprised the gathered members of the press corps by smiling and saying, "I say, sweet! Bring it on! Bring it on hard and heav...

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Funny story: Matt Hardy buys WWE

Matt Hardy buys WWE

A surprise press conference was held today at the offices of World Wrestling Entertainment to announce the company's new owner. Matt Hardy.

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Funny story: Blair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again

Blair's Apology to Heckler Walter Wolfgang Turns Out to be a Nasty Lie Again

The Labour Party Spin Machine spun out of control again yesterday as an 82 year old man was pushed to the ground at the back of the hall and had his bag of sweets taken away by the Labour Party conference stewards. Once the 2 thugs had easily twisted...

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Funny story: ‘Connolly's always for sale' says Wigan boss Jewell

‘Connolly's always for sale' says Wigan boss Jewell

Speaking at a press conference this afternoon, Wigan boss, Paul Jewell revealed his motivation for signing Republic of Ireland international, David Connolly. "Well it was getting really close to the closing of the transfer window and we still hadn't...

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Funny story: Delayed train puts a stop to climate stabilisation

Delayed train puts a stop to climate stabilisation

The UK government's 'International Conference on Stabilisation of Greenhouse Gases: Avoiding Dangerous Climate Change' got off to a frustrating start when 32 of the 200 invited scientists were unable to attend the first sessional meeting...

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Funny story: World scientists split on divine issue

World scientists split on divine issue

DUST BIN, Montana -- At a scientific conference in Montana, a student in the audience asked the distinguished panelists: "Can you be a good scientist and believe in God?"...

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Funny story: Ferrari Announce Plans to Enter High Performance Wheelchair Market

Ferrari Announce Plans to Enter High Performance Wheelchair Market

The high-end Italian car manufacturer - Ferrari announced their plans to enter the wheelchair market at a press conference in Milan today. Market reaction to the announcement was mixed with the company's stock closing trading up a $1 - a one day...

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Funny story: Winnie the Pooh Comes Out of the Closet

Winnie the Pooh Comes Out of the Closet

(AP) Winnie the Pooh, that silly old bear, announced at a news conference in Toon Town that he is gay. The revelation, of course, drew no astonishment from those in attendance. The surprise, however, was reserved for the revelation of his lover...

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