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Funny story: Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Annual White House Governors Dinner to be moved to Colorado Springs next year

Washington - Lobbying groups close to Governor John Wright Chickencooper - uh, Hickenlooper! - Jr have petitioned President Obama to relocate the White House Governors Dinner to Colorado's Garden of the Gods next year following an economic miracle...

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Funny story: Massive Tunnels Found Under Wyoming Border Fence by the B.H.C.

Massive Tunnels Found Under Wyoming Border Fence by the B.H.C.

CHEYENNE, WYOMING - Smiling with satisfaction that the newly established B.H.C. (Basset Hound Corp) is doing its job, Wyoming Governor Matt Mead announced today that several massive tunnels, large enough for humans to walk through, have been found du...

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Funny story: Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

Vail, Colorado Erects A 200 Pound Statue of A Marijuana Seed

VAIL, Colorado - The citizens of the Colorado town of Vail are thrilled with the rise in tourism that has occurred due to the legalization of marijuana. In fact, the town has decided that to honor the fabulous cash crop it will be erecting a 200 p...

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Funny story: Pot Smokers Banned from Mountain Climbing in Colorado

Pot Smokers Banned from Mountain Climbing in Colorado

DENVER, COLORADO - In a special meeting of the Colorado General Assembly, lawmakers decided today to ban pot smokers from mountain climbing in Colorado while under the influence. Despite Colorado's favorable marijuana law, lawmakers are concerned...

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Funny story: Wyoming Training Bassett Hound Corp

Wyoming Training Bassett Hound Corp

CHEYENNE, WYOMING - The Governor's Office has released a statement that a specially trained Basset Hound Corp is being assembled in Wyoming. The Bassett Hounds which are friendly, docile dogs, will be used to patrol the 8 foot fence along the bord...

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Funny story: Colorado Is Bracing For Upwards of 6 Million Out-of-State Students Coming In During Spring Break

Colorado Is Bracing For Upwards of 6 Million Out-of-State Students Coming In During Spring Break

DENVER - Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper has just informed all of the law enforcement departments in the state that no one will be taking vacations the week of Spring Break. The governor stressed that the state is expecting upwards of 6 millio...

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Funny story: Carrie Underwood Cancels Three Concerts In Colorado Because She's Afraid of Marijuana

Carrie Underwood Cancels Three Concerts In Colorado Because She's Afraid of Marijuana

BOISE, Idaho - Carrie Underwood performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise and the crowd absolutely loved her. Afterwards the Oklahoma native sat down in her dressing room backstage and talked with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine.

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Funny story: Serial Pot Thief Hits Boulder, Colorado

Serial Pot Thief Hits Boulder, Colorado

BOULDER, COLORADO - Police authorities in Boulder have been investigating a flurry of pot thefts in the community. Since the end of January over 20 different residents have reported the loss of their Cannabis plants. Colorado's recently passed ma...

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Funny story: "Cannabis Through the Ages" Denver Botanic Garden's Summer Exhibition

"Cannabis Through the Ages" Denver Botanic Garden's Summer Exhibition

DENVER, COLORADO - The 23 acre Denver Botanic Garden is excited to announce their newest upcoming exhibition, "Cannabis Through the Ages", beginning Summer 2014. Head Botanist, Sparkle Plenty, Ph.D., an expert on Cannabis sativa, plans to allocate...

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Funny story: Colorado Marijuana Is Now Being Transported To Pot Shops In Armored Cars

Colorado Marijuana Is Now Being Transported To Pot Shops In Armored Cars

DENVER - Colorado's State Department of Cannabis has just stated that the price of pot has gone up to the point where the product is now being transported from the processing plants to the pot shops in armored vehicles. Hollis Hoffteen, 37, with t...

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Funny story: Colorado Denies Justin Bieber's Request To Purchase A Marijuana Farm

Colorado Denies Justin Bieber's Request To Purchase A Marijuana Farm

DENVER - Word coming out of the office of Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper is that the governor has emphatically turned down Justin Bieber's request to purchase a marijuana farm. Braydon D. Citronella, who is the official spokesperson for the R...

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Funny story: Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

Aspen Police Confiscate 800,000 Pounds of Counterfeit Pot

ASPEN - Aspen Police working on a tip from a Mr. Klondike Quillquist, 62, have just informed the press of a huge counterfeit marijuana bust. APD spokesperson Willard Pencilbaker, 30, said that after being tipped off by Mr. Quillquist a dozen offic...

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Funny story: NASA States That They Are No Longer Taking Any Applications From Colorado Residents

NASA States That They Are No Longer Taking Any Applications From Colorado Residents

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has made an announcement that has surprised many people and shocked others. He stated to the press that NASA has cancelled their scheduled trip to Denver to hold a job fair. He further explained that...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Tells Gary Busey That Colorado Has The Best Smelling Air In The Entire Country

Willie Nelson Tells Gary Busey That Colorado Has The Best Smelling Air In The Entire Country

HOLLYWOOD - Gary Busey is proud to announce that his brand new talk show The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show has just won its network time slot. Busey said that his show scored higher ratings than Live With Kelly & Michael, The Muffin Makers, and the...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

Mick Jagger Announces He Has Just Purchased A Mansion in The Marijuana Capital of The USA, Colorado

ASPEN, Colorado - The leader of the Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger is all smiles as he has just finalised a deal to purchase a $4.9 million Rocky Mountain mansion in the Pot State of Colorado. Jagger spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...

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Funny story: Wyoming to Erect High Fence Along Border with Colorado

Wyoming to Erect High Fence Along Border with Colorado

CHEYENNE, WYOMING - Matt Mead, Governor of Wyoming, announced at a press conference today that he has authorized the erection of a 8 foot tall fence stretching along Wyoming's border with Colorado. "We can't afford to lose any more people," explai...

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Funny story: "Pots for your Pot" Businesses Booming in Colorado

"Pots for your Pot" Businesses Booming in Colorado

FORT COLLINS, COLORADO - Pottery businesses in Colorado are experiencing booming sales. Weed users, especially those who don't have acreage, are buying up pots by the dozens to grow their own canniabus. Over the past month, pots of every color...

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