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Funny story: Circus Animals Make Bad Guide Animals

Circus Animals Make Bad Guide Animals

Fredrick Hauser, blind since an early age, was ecstatic to finally get a guide animal. All the more so, since he was able to get a monkey to do the job. Mainly because of his life-long love of the animals. That was until he got heckled in public.

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Funny story: Giant swastika crossing for Oxford Circus

Giant swastika crossing for Oxford Circus

London - (Sieg Heil!): A massive swastika-shaped pedestrian crossing straddling Oxford Circus was unveiled by London Mayor Herrgruppenfuhrer Boris Johnson today. The removal of traffic lights, previous Berlin Wall-style metal barriers and the ceme...

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Funny story: Big Tent Party..to Circus Tent Party...to Pup Tent Party...GOP goes from "NO" to Zero...Didn't Pass Go

Big Tent Party..to Circus Tent Party...to Pup Tent Party...GOP goes from "NO" to Zero...Didn't Pass Go

A memo leaked from the Republican National Committee notes that the GOP is shrinking dramatically in size. "We are now more like the pup tent party...not the big tent party"....notes the memo. "We must seize on our strengths....our individualism, and...

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Funny story: Major Hollywood Movie Studio Replaces Their Lion Mascot With A Woodchuck Mascot

Major Hollywood Movie Studio Replaces Their Lion Mascot With A Woodchuck Mascot

HOLLYWOOD - MGM has announced that they are replacing their Leo the Lion studio logo mascot. Leo has been MGM's mascot since 1916. He had gone through several lion generations in his colorful 93 year history but due to the sagging economy and dwin...

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Funny story: Boston Cop Put On Circus Detail

Boston Cop Put On Circus Detail

BOSTON, MA - A Boston police officer has been sentenced to perform under the big-top after being fired for referring to a black Harvard professor as a "banana-eating jungle monkey." Officer Justin Barrett apologized for his comments in an e-mail a...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney: I Died In The Late '60's & It Wasn't This Circus

Sir Paul McCartney: I Died In The Late '60's & It Wasn't This Circus

Sir Paul McCartney, when asked about the death of pop star, Michael Jackson, said he wasn't altogether sure it wasn't just a publicity stunt. "Remember, you're talking to an expert. I died back in the late Sixties. But did I put on a freak show li...

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Funny story: Circus Clowns Laid Off

Circus Clowns Laid Off

SARASOTA, Florida - The poor state of the U.S. economy has now affected the circus world. The world's largest circus, Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus has had to lay off eight of their clowns. The director of circus operations Bolivar...

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Funny story: G20 Circus comes to London

G20 Circus comes to London

The famous G20 Circus arrived in central London today, and journalists eagerly snapped up tickets to go and see it, as the public has about as much interest in it as in an old jellied eel. 'Roll up, roll up!', its manager BBC Barnum yelled to pass...

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Funny story: Seigfried and Roy's last show ends in disaster

Seigfried and Roy's last show ends in disaster

Seigfried and Roy, the gay tiger-baiting entertainers, have performed their final show in a sleazy hotel lobby in Las Vegas. They returned for a one-off special after a six year break following Roy's mauling by a tiger. It was a typical spectacula...

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Funny story: Nelly the Elephant returns to the circus

Nelly the Elephant returns to the circus

In a move which has angered animal rights activists Nelly the Elephant returned to the Big Top tonight. Twenty years ago Nelly packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus. She was answering a call made by the head of the herd, far far away. H...

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Funny story: Britney Spears' "Circus", Not Just a Lifestyle

Britney Spears' "Circus", Not Just a Lifestyle

Basing many of her new songs on the lifestyle that has become part of the franchise that is Britney Spears, her soon to be released "Circus" CD will feature many of the trials and tribulations that come standard with the day to day life of this pop s...

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Funny story: Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

A Bearded Lady performing in a circus based in the Midlands, revealed this week that her chin isn't the only thing to be covered in unsightly hair - she also has a healthy pair of hairy testicles! The secret was blown on Monday when, as the circus...

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Funny story: Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey Circus Announces Britney Spears to Perform Dangerous Act

Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey Circus Announces Britney Spears to Perform Dangerous Act

Officials with Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey, the world famous Circus has announced plans to hire Britney Spears. A spokesperson for the famous consortium of clowns, high flying trapeze artists, and animals from Alligators to Zebras proclaim...

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Writer 'Monkey Woods' Still Missing in Dudley

TheSpoof.com Writer 'Monkey Woods' Still Missing in Dudley

Our very own 5 star rated Monkey Woods is still missing in Dudley after being taken by circus folk whilst reporting for TheSpoof.com. It was 3 weeks ago that the TheSpoof.com first lost contact with Monkey and it is assumed that Ringo's Superstar...

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Funny story: Evidence to prove inconclusively that midgets are wrong.

Evidence to prove inconclusively that midgets are wrong.

A straw pole has suggested that midgets are very, very wrong. Midgets or ‘little people' as they prefer to be called, have long been entertaining us is the form of circus freak shows.

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Funny story: Nellie May Go Back To Circus

Nellie May Go Back To Circus

After over 40 years in the jungle Nellie the elephant is said to be considering moving back to the circus.

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