London - (Rubber Ass Mess): With Tony Blair away ministering to his burgeoning offshore bank accounts Cherie often finds comfort in a 7ft blow-up latex effigy of her husband's new boss Pope Joe Ratzinger, according to a memoir published next week...
In a surprise move, Mrs. Cherie Blair, famous for being the richest woman in Britain, will be deported to France, a Home Office spokescat announced.
London - (Sub-Judice Mess): A top UK judge has slammed a woman QC's virulent public remarks and demanded her immediate resignation.
London - (Reuterus): Cherie Blair's autobiography has carefully expunged her 1975 Havana wedding to the GOP tribute artiste who has successfully impersonated George W Bush ever since Charles Manson helpfully shot and buried the original, (only) s...
London - (Ass Mess): Cherie Blair's newly published hagiography has laid bare her thirty year battle with the first Mrs B and two older kids that her husband spawned by different women before she managed to nail him down.
Following the not surprising news that Cherie Booth QC sometimes spoke to her husband, Tony Blair, ex leader of the Western World, she has caused further consternation by saying that she is also responsible for some of Lionel Blair's career as we...
"I know where Shergar is and I know what happened to Lord Lucan. How much?" she asked our reporter.
Cherie Blair, nee Booth, is giving advice to her husband, Anthony Hasbeen, so she said in this contrived interview.
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Sharia Blair QC, wife of ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair, has joined Hellfire Club grandees in a decision to dump Harab's grocer Mohammed Al Fayed by Thursday's eclipsed Virgo full moon after an internal Cl...
Holland Park - (Nauseous Mess): A new sculpture of Cherie Blair has been unveiled occupying pride of place next to the Diana Memorial Fountain in Hyde Park.
London - (Satanic Cult Mess): Police investigating the missing HMRC discs containing personal details of up to 25 million Britons have stumbled across an internet link to a Opus Dei-affiliated debt-collecting agency that regularly sent out hate mail...
New Delhi, India- (World Muse Bureau): Cherie Blair, wife of former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, today converted to Hinduism. She visited the famous Akhshardham temple in New Delhi and took part in the traditional ceremony.
Royal Courts of Justice, London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Coroner's Inquest into the death of Princess Diana has heard how Cherie Blair tampered with emetic liquids used in the Princess's colonic irrigation therapies.
Rescuers desperately trying to refloat rescue Cherie Blair from the beach where she lays stranded fear they may have to give up because 'no -one cares about her any more.'...
London - (Ass Mess): UK spooks claim a sting operation to unmask an Opus Dei spying network in Whitehall has caught Cherie Blair trying to hack into Portuguese police files on the McCann case.
RAF personnel were accused of risking Cherie Blair's life by refusing to provide a helicopter to winch the mother of eight clear of the Somerset beach where she lies stranded.
Identical twin sisters Cherie Blair and Sharon Osbourne met last night at the Waldorf Astoria for a family reunion. The siblings, who were separated at birth, went on to lead completely different lives. Cheri...
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