Ex President Clinton was all smiles at Chelsea's wedding reception this afternoon. That was until one of the Bridesmaids was discovered under his table. The Bridesmaid was discovered after she inadvertently tripped a waiter when she stretched her cra...
In a scene right out of The Real Housewives of New York, Sarah Palin had her bus driver drive her and Todd all the way across country and into the tiny town of Rhinebeck, NY to find out why they weren't on the guest list of the biggest American weddi...
RHINEBECK - NEW YORK HUDSON VALLEY: In what is being called "the wedding of the century", Chelsea Clinton will marry long-time BF Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea - a Methodist and Marc - a conservative Jew will be married in 2 separate ceremonies reflec...
Over a thousand physicists reported in Paris that they haven't found the God particle, but they know where it isn't. Where it isn't? Sounds like the British Petroleum team. The God particle is the boom that caused the big bang. How is the boom tha...
What does a young lady need to hear before her wedding night? According to a Source (Worker for the caterers), who overheard the two talking in a low voice while the Source was inside the catering truck, there is quite a bit. "Remember, Chelsea, d...
Washington - (Hybrid Tea Rose News): Buried under the fragrant commemorative floribunda cultivars the Laura Bush Rose and the Rose Kennedy Rose lies the truth of those irrascible Clinton years in orifice. And this afternoon the doppelganger strol...
In a late breaking story in the American Medical Journal, Chelsea Clinton admits to how she broke her Hymen and what she did about it prior to her arranged marriage in Rheinbeck, NY taking place this weekend! According to the attending physician D...
New York - (Prenup News): The super twister is making a beeline for Astor Courts, Rhinebeck this weekend, weathermen have warned. It's projected path lies slap bang in the middle of one of the Clintons' greatest ever deception accomplishments - a.
I think that there was a Freudian slip on my invitation to the Chelsea Clinton wedding. Instead of the word "bride," my announcement used the word "bridle." They used to say that "every" bride looks beautiful on her wedding day. After Chelsea Clinton's wedding, that will probably change to "most" brides. Yep, Chelsea Clinton's getting married and Bill and Hillary will someday be grandparents...
New York - (Portents): Astrologers are warning that Saturday's baleful Mars/Saturn conjunction in the sign of Libra opposes Aries' Moon/Jupiter/Uranus trifects as the Clinton nuptials circus hits Astor Courts in Rhinebck, New York State. "Take it...
CHAPPAQUA, New York - Well it seems like President Bill and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's little girl Chelsea will not be getting married on July 31, after all. The elaborate $1 million wedding which was to have taken place on a 50 acre est...
According to the news this morning, Chelsia Clinton is in full meltdown mode after severe panic attacks - that her new hubby will be a cheat! Chelsea told her parents that she has not been sleeping well before her upcoming wedding because, accord...
Musical fans of Alvin and the Chipmunks were relieved of enormous pressure with the recent notice that Chelsea Clinton is soon to be wed and bred, thereby insuring that the lineage of the lovable singing rodent will not die intestate! Alvin and hi...
New York - (Whitewater Mystery News): No amount of bullshit spin can hide it. And next weekend's Clinton/Mezvinsky-Lewinsky nuptials caper is oozing karmic payback by the BP barrel load. What actually triggered it may be the oh-so-surreptitious...
Friends of Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of Bill and Hillary Clinton, say she is NOT pregnant! Apparently the rumor started when she kept asking the people who are supposed to be in her big wedding plans, if they minded if the ceremony took place...
Washington D.C. and elsewhere on the Planet - With the ex president's daughter soon getting married, her mother must dread what her grandchild could be named. She had better not get Chelsea mad at her or she could retaliate and name the child "Mo...
New York - (Reuterus): Bridal gown designers Boobski & Trollope are said to be inundated with orders following confirmation of the Chelsea Clinton/Mark Lewinsky nuptial order for next June. The Russian couturiers hit headlines last week after...
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