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Funny story: Stanford Band Member Wearing Pro Marijuana Shirt During The Rose Bowl Show Causes Uproar Across America

Stanford Band Member Wearing Pro Marijuana Shirt During The Rose Bowl Show Causes Uproar Across America

The Wisconsin Badgers took on the Stanford Cardinals in the 99th Rose Bowl game in Pasadena California New Years day. Stanford took the glory with a final score 2-12. This defeat makes the Badgers, three time losers in as many years. While some...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

Tim Tebow Wants To Be A Cowboy

NEW YORK CITY - The love affair between Tim Tebow and the New York Jets never materialized and Tim understands that's just the way the football bounces. This season he sat patiently on the bench while watching Jets starting quarterback Mark "Oops"...

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Funny story: Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Tony Romo's Wife Candice To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

DALLAS - The Dallas Cowboys organization has confirmed that Candice Romo, wife of Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo will be appearing on next season's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Candice, who is a stunningly gorgeous blonde, was shown on Sunday...

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Funny story: Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

Tim Tebow Could Be Heading To The Dallas Cowboys

DALLAS - One thing that can certainly be said about the owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones is that he is one shrewd businessman. He built the $1 billion Cowboys Stadium and says that he figures that it can be paid off within 13 months; which...

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Funny story: Eddie Cibrian Cheating On LeAnn Rimes?

Eddie Cibrian Cheating On LeAnn Rimes?

NASHVILLE - The word out of Music City is not sounding good for country recording artist LeAnn Rimes. Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine is reporting that an unnamed, inside source has stated that Rimes did not check herself into the Henry & Betty Ford Re...

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Funny story: Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

Due To The New Orleans Saints "BountyGate" and Now "MicrophoneGate" The NFL Ruling Commission Is Seriously Considering Banning The Saints From The NFL

NEW ORLEANS - Well it certainly appears that with the latest "Hidden Microphone" development the New Orleans Saints have just about showed the world of professional football that they would be much better suited operating in the professional wrestlin...

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Funny story: The List of Ten Television Reality Shows That Were Rejected For 2012

The List of Ten Television Reality Shows That Were Rejected For 2012

HOLLYWOOD - The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just announced ten shows that have been rejected for 2012. Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket senior executive director in charge of TTCFRSD, or TTC as it is known for short, stated that every year they are literally sent hundreds of reality show videos that producers hope get picked up. Pennypocket noted that usually TTC is righ...

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Funny story: Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Simon Says...Stop Stalking!

Today a victory was scored for the battered and weary titan that is British justice. Due to the increase of people been sniffed on the bus by strangers, stalking will be now be classified as a crime. The news excited P. Tom of the probation union...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Organization Silences Melissa Kellerman, The Cowboy Cheerleader Who Was Tackled On The Sidelines

The Dallas Cowboys Organization Silences Melissa Kellerman, The Cowboy Cheerleader Who Was Tackled On The Sidelines

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones prides himself in running a very tight ship, but in the case of the Cowboys cheerleader who was tackled by Dallas tight end Jason Witten the ship got a whole lot tighter. By now, just about everyone who d...

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Funny story: Due To The NBA Lockout, Many Cheerleaders Are Joining Cheerleading Squads of Pro Basketball Teams in South America and Europe

Due To The NBA Lockout, Many Cheerleaders Are Joining Cheerleading Squads of Pro Basketball Teams in South America and Europe

NEW YORK CITY - Well the NBA lockout continues. And it appears that both owners and players aren't even close to settling their differences. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that one of the NBA owners has said privately that he is seriously...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Begs Troy Aikman To Please Come Out of Retirement

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Begs Troy Aikman To Please Come Out of Retirement

DALLAS - Jerry Jones told his wife that he is tired as hell of watching his Dallas Cowboys team ride the damnedest roller coaster ride this side of hell. He said one week they win big and the next week they look like Slippery Rock College. He said...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Blames Their 20-7 Loss To The San Diego Chargers on The Cowboys Cheerleaders

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Blames Their 20-7 Loss To The San Diego Chargers on The Cowboys Cheerleaders

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has promised all of the Cowboys season ticket holders that the team will win more games this season than they did last year or else he'll gladly refund their money no questions asked. The Cowboy...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad

Dallas Cowboys Select Pippa Middleton In NFL Draft To Be On Cheerleading Squad

With the ninth pick in the eight round of the NFL draft, the *Dallas Cowboys* selected Pippa Middleton. She was not chosen to be a tight end or a punter or a cornerback. In fact, she had not even played NCAA football or even opted in to the draft.

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Before They Had Cheerleaders

Dallas Cowboys Before They Had Cheerleaders

Early days for the Dallas Cowboys were similar in won-loss records much like this years. In other words, it took awhile for Tom Landry to build the team and in those early days, there were no Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders that have since help make the t...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Claims She Was 'Patted Down' By A Co-Pilot While On The Plane

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Claims She Was 'Patted Down' By A Co-Pilot While On The Plane

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Liddie Loreen Dungeonheimer, 21, said that she had gone through the metal detector, the X-ray scanner, and had even been patted down at Dallas' All You Need Is Love Airport. She stated that everything had turned...

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Funny story: Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

DALLAS - Transportation Security Administration Inspector Agent Rhett Leland Mashflicker, 43, proudly boasted to fellow TSA pat down inspectors Rufus Socketshank, 29, and Gwyneth Muddyheimer, 24, that he holds The Dallas-Fort Worth International Airp...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has decided not to lay off any of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders after all. Jones had been contemplating ways of trying to save money and placing some of his cheerleaders on furlough was one of...

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