"It is probably wise dear reader, to keep the continuity, to read from the beginning...which is here..." After several turns, like a dog finding his place, he sat down again, adjusting a cheek for release of his stomach's affluence. As he lolled his head back in the chair, his glance happened to rest upon a cane, a disused cane, perhaps one of Tiny Tims old canes, this one left in the corne...
Washington--The U.S. Senate has announced the appointment of a sub committee, Government Research Into Nonessential Christmas Habits (GRINCH) to be headed by Senator Jacob Marley. The committee of three wise Senators, plan to visit the Holy land, North Pole and Lapland. Among the organizations and interested parties expected to testify with their concerns, are: Federal Aviation Administration (...
I have labored on this Ghastly little book, to lower the intellectual quota of literature, which shall not put my readers out of humor with themselves, with each other, with the season, or with me. May it haunt their collective consciousness unpleasantly, and no one asks for payment, 5* or otherwise. Their faithful Friend and Servant, C. D. December, 2008. Marley was long dead: to be...
Holborn England, In a coincidental juxtaposition, that even Charles Dickens could appreciate, a written manuscript, by him, dropped from a hidden drawer in his old desk, just in time for Christmas. Not only is it an unpublished, unknown novel writ...
Mr Bumble better known as Work and Pensions Secretary Purcell has reached his limit with the shiftless toddlers and their lazy lout mums in the UK:" On John Bull's island, we all pull our share!", Bumble said. Purcell's proposals to put to hard...
The Ghost of Charles Dickens has challenged the Ghost of Christmas Past to a no-holes barred, bare-knuckle fist fight. "Dead Dickens has simply had enough with the Ghost of Christmas Past 'dissin and bad-moufin' 'im" a close spectre friend of the...
Musical composer Andrew Lloyd Webber has ended up in hot water again after remarks made in a recent BBC interview. Talking about his most recent BBC showcase in which cheap labour was scouted and cast for his presentation of the classic Lionel Ba...
British economic pundits predict that the Ebenezer Scrooges of the UK business world will create two million Bob Cratchetts and a comparable number of Tiny Tims by Christmas. But an eleventh hour conversion and a last minute Christmas goose will n...
(Philadelphia PA) Paris Hilton recently gave a lecture at the University of Pennsylvania at Annenburg Hall on her two favorite authors: Charles Dickens and Fyodor Dostoevsky. Ms. Hilton's genius ranks with Newton, Pascal and Einstein. Her I.Q. is...
Human wife of Peter Andre, Jordan has recently been voted the best writer, ahead of such names as Charles Dickens.
Charles Dickens, prolific writer of brick sized books is to come out of retirement one last time, even though the author has been dead for more than 150 years.
A new £62 million theme park is being built in Chatham Maritime in Kent on a Dickensian theme in the hope of attracting foreign visitors in the same way that Fawlty Towers drew tourists into the Torquay area in the 1980's.
A fresh insight into the shadowy world of Charles Dickens was revealed today when a cache of documents was discovered hidden inside an old writing desk that had come up for auction at Sotheby's.
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