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Funny story: Cannibal Cafe Lunch Special: Macaroni and CheeseHeads

Cannibal Cafe Lunch Special: Macaroni and CheeseHeads

Welcome to the scenic island of Golli Golli. The staff and management of the Cannibal Cafe, located inside of the Golli Golli Comfort Suite Hotel, hopes that you enjoy your stay in our tropical paradise. Today's lunch special will feature an American dish, Macaroni and CheeseHeads. Our unique take on this traditional food features home made pasta cooked with a sauce made of the finest Wiscons...

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Funny story: Cannibals prefer Mediterranean Diet

Cannibals prefer Mediterranean Diet

A study by the University of Aldershot led by Mark Lowton has shown that cannibals fed a Mediterranean diet were less likely to suffer coronary disease than those who stuck to their regular diet. Lowton says due to limited funding the study was ma...

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Funny story: Cannibal planets are observed gobbling up their neighbours

Cannibal planets are observed gobbling up their neighbours

In far off galaxies cannibal planets have been observed gobbling up their neighbours and scientists are convinced that God is busy proving to us that he really exists. They believe that God is so unhappy with his major creation, planet earth and t...

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Funny story: Doubt cast on Donner Party cannibalism; remains of Chinese takeout at Alder Creek campsite

Doubt cast on Donner Party cannibalism; remains of Chinese takeout at Alder Creek campsite

The infamous Donner Party, which legend says resorted to cannibalism after being stranded in the Sierra Nevada in 1846-47, may not have eaten each other after all, surviving instead on eggrolls and Moo Goo Gai Pan, new research indicates. A study...

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Funny story: Cannibal Tribe Messes Up Zimbabwe's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Big Time!

Cannibal Tribe Messes Up Zimbabwe's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Big Time!

LALAPANZI, Zimbabwe - The producers for the Zimbabwean version of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here which only aired one show are still in shock. The ten Zimbabwean celebrities were flown into the lost jungle known as The Great Fufamusa Yum Yum...

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Funny story: Cannibal in Juarez Says He Was Not Killing Women, He Was Just Eating Mexican Food

Cannibal in Juarez Says He Was Not Killing Women, He Was Just Eating Mexican Food

A cannibal captured by the Chihuahua state police in Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico says that he should not be charged with murder as he was "just eating a little Mexican food." The alleged diner, named Mbabaloo Mbabababaa from West Africa, was in...

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Funny story: Cannibal Inadvertently Eats Own Hand

Cannibal Inadvertently Eats Own Hand

A cannibal has today inadvertently, and inappropriately, eaten his own left hand. Edgar Triggs was in court, over the alledged offence of consuming his neighbour Cyril Betts, 84, for letting his cat defecate in the Oxford man's garden, when the in...

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Funny story: Diners Horrified To Learn That Baby Back Ribs Come From Babies

Diners Horrified To Learn That Baby Back Ribs Come From Babies

Persons eating lunch at several BBQ restaurants were horrified to learn that their baby back ribs came from real babies. The popular cuisine draws millions of people into dining establishments around the world, but no one knew that they were actuall...

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Funny story: Patrick Kennedy Says Good Riddance to Eucharist

Patrick Kennedy Says Good Riddance to Eucharist

PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Rep. Patrick Kennedy revealed Sunday that he is "not going to miss Communion at all," and is in fact relieved at the statement issued Sunday by the diocese, Providence Bishop Thomas Tobin, asking Kennedy to stop taking Comm...

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Funny story: Russian human-kebab diner gets complaints of 'bad meat'

Russian human-kebab diner gets complaints of 'bad meat'

MOSCOW Russia - According to my source, Private Ruskysnitch, secret police in Russia have contacted nine bums suspected of killing a man with aspartame and selling his parts to a kebab diner. Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the...

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Funny story: UK Chef's new book "How to cook 4 Americans" receives mixed reviews

UK Chef's new book "How to cook 4 Americans" receives mixed reviews

Renowned top chef Ollie Jamiver, 34, has published his 115th cookery book on the back of his trip around the USA, and this latest effort has taken a slightly different direction. The title may seem like its just written in the celebrity chef's tra...

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Funny story: Man Bitten; Leftwing Plot Exposed

Man Bitten; Leftwing Plot Exposed

Much like the Teaparty Express, the leftwing cannibals are showing up to fight for their cause. However, it would appear that they intend to get a great deal more physical than their rightwing counterparts. Their slogan: Bring about peace, eat a p...

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Funny story: Doc wouldn't give man prescription-man bites off doc's finger

Doc wouldn't give man prescription-man bites off doc's finger

CAPE CORAL, Fla. - No wonder doctors all over the country are whining about their lot in life. Medical school costs hundreds of thousands of dollars; malpractice insurance rates keep rising from month to month; and worst still, if you piss off a...

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Funny story: Recession: Civil Servants "Will Be Forced to Eat Each Other"

Recession: Civil Servants "Will Be Forced to Eat Each Other"

London, EN - The Chartered Institute of Human Resources People has issued a chilling warning over job losses in the Public Sector. Up to 5 million civil servants and council workers could lose their jobs over the next five years. This may lead to can...

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Funny story: KCF To Sell 'Human Burgers' In Borneo

KCF To Sell 'Human Burgers' In Borneo

Leading fast food outlet KCF today announced that in line with their global policy of appeasing ethnic minorities by providing tailored menus, they are to supply human meat, or 'long pig' as it is known locally to cannibals at its Borneo branch. K...

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Funny story: Rise in cannibalism reflects harsh economy

Rise in cannibalism reflects harsh economy

While government subsidization of biofuel is pushing up grain and meat prices, and massive layoffs are forcing cutbacks in spending on food, some consumers have found a way to get around high prices-by eating their fellow man. Long considered tabo...

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Funny story: Cannibalism on the rise in the UK

Cannibalism on the rise in the UK

Alarming government figures were today revealed that cannibalism has risen by 80% in the UK during the last ten years. In the past cannibalism was thought to have been committed by the odd random freak, but now even the everyday British citizen coul...

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