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Funny story: Miss Piggy blackmails Prince Charles & Camilla

Miss Piggy blackmails Prince Charles & Camilla

Miss Piggy now crowned the infamous "Duchess of Pork" today finally revealed to the world why she blackmailed the Royals. It was terrible! I thought I was the Lovechild of Prince Charles & Camilla. They gave me away when I was born. All m...

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Funny story: Honeymoon ROW! Camilla sent 'To Knock Heads Together'.

Honeymoon ROW! Camilla sent 'To Knock Heads Together'.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, the titles mean they now own the whole of Cambridgeshire, had their first 'royal row' on Saturday soon after taking to the air in one of The Queen's maroon Sikorsky helicopters. The Duchess of Cambridge apparently reacted in an unladylike fashion when William revealed during the flight where they'd be spending their honeymoon - 'in the English county of Cam...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding Hairdo To Be Done By Mr. Prissy of Pimlico

LONDON - Kate Middleton's two best features are her hair and her legs. Camilla Parker-Bowles suggested that for the Royal Wedding Kate wear the traditional tiara but Middleton is balking at that worn-out tradition (no pun intended). Mr. Prissy of...

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Funny story: Prince Charles Wakes Up To Horse Head Next To His Pillow

Prince Charles Wakes Up To Horse Head Next To His Pillow

There is nothing worse than waking up with a horse head in your bed. In the movie, The Godfather, Corleone's godson, Johnny Fontane, requested help from Corleone to get a role in a new movie. Tom Hagen was sent to Hollywood to meet with Jack Woltz, to ensure that Johnny got the role. After refusing, Woltz finds the severed head of his prized race horse, Khartoum, in bed as he awakes in the...

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Funny story: Camilla pleads for Gaddafi's life

Camilla pleads for Gaddafi's life

London - A bout of congenital amnesia has been blamed for Camilla Fucker-Proles forgetting she's still the Colonel's lawfully wedded wife. Tedious legal bureacracy has seen her overlook the need to divorce the despotic Libyan husband, currently do...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Shocker: She Confides To A Close Friend That She Is Now Having Second Thoughts About The Royal Wedding

Kate Middleton Shocker: She Confides To A Close Friend That She Is Now Having Second Thoughts About The Royal Wedding

LONDON - In a stunningly unbelievable revelation that could possibly have world wide repercussions Kate Middleton, the fiancee of Prince William has confided to an extremely close friend that she is beginning to have second thoughts about getting mar...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Mails Out 1,900 Wedding Invitations - Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York Does Not Get One

Buckingham Palace Mails Out 1,900 Wedding Invitations - Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess of York Does Not Get One

LONDON - Some of the world's richest, most popular, and most influential people will be in attendance on April 29 at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. David and Victoria (The Beckhams) will be in attendance. David and Samantha (Cam...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Claims Camilla Already Acting like Wicked Stepmother

Kate Middleton Claims Camilla Already Acting like Wicked Stepmother

In a candid interview late last month, Kate Middleton, fiancée of Prince William of Wales, discussed what she expects her life to be like once she has married into the royal family. Her initial response was "fabulous!" but then a frown crossed her fa...

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Funny story: Queen Camilla Has Kate Middleton For Lunch

Queen Camilla Has Kate Middleton For Lunch

British newspapers are eschewing tittie-shots in favor of the startling news that Queen-to-be Camilla had soon-to-be step-daughter-in-law Kate Middleton for lunch yesterday. Camilla, Kate's stepmom-to-be, and Prince Cueball's future-bride were joi...

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Funny story: Man spots train

Man spots train

In a week when it was feared that The Local News would have to close its doors for the last time, the situation was dramatically saved when local man Kevin Smally casually mentioned in passing that he had spotted the 12.32 from Rochester yesterday and that it was 3 minutes late! "I had been looking out of my window at the railway line when I saw the train pass" said the dynamic senior citizen.

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Funny story: Camilla: I Will End Ms. Kate Middleton's Game!

Camilla: I Will End Ms. Kate Middleton's Game!

Prince Charles upset wife, Camilla, has allowed her tongue to begin wagging and so far, no one, not even the Queen, can shut it up! "Oh I'm aware of little Miss Middleton's schemes to be the next Queen of England", Camilla has been quoted by a pa...

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Funny story: OMG! Camilla is Mr 'Not F****** Royalty' Speaker Bercow's birth mother, yuck!

OMG! Camilla is Mr 'Not F****** Royalty' Speaker Bercow's birth mother, yuck!

London - (Social Slimers): The Palace is refusing to rubbish sordid mother/son rumors circling like vultures over some juicy carry-on (sic). But Camilla Fucker-Proles's DNA is all over Mr 'Not F***ing Royalty' Speaker's genetic profile. In a hi...

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Funny story: Camilla wants to have a baby too now

Camilla wants to have a baby too now

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, has secretly been undergoing IVF treatment in a Milanese clinic. She is 63. Her first treatment at the clinic of Dr. Gianni Innamorato was at the beginning of November. She had flown to Milan accompanied only by a fe...

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Funny story: Charles Hates Variety

Charles Hates Variety

The future of the Royal Variety Performance has been thrown into doubt after Prince Charles revealed he was so bored that he was forced to have a conversation with Camilla. The Prince of Wales, who attends the performance every year, was said to...

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Funny story: Camilla, The Duchess of Cornwall, Comments On The Divorce Rumors Regarding Her And Prince Charles

Camilla, The Duchess of Cornwall, Comments On The Divorce Rumors Regarding Her And Prince Charles

LONDON - Speaking from an English garden that happens to be one of the biggest English gardens in Great Britain, Camilla, aka the Duchess of Cornwall, aka Mrs. Prince Charles, had a spot of tea with a reporter for the English tabloid Jolly Bloomin' R...

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Funny story: Prince Abandons Rolls Royce for Mini

Prince Abandons Rolls Royce for Mini

After the near death experience for Prince Charles and Queen (in waiting) Camilla on the way to the Circus, Charles has decided a Rolls Royce is not in keeping with the modern world. He has proposed using a Mini in future and Camilla has agreed: '...

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Funny story: Brave Charles and Camilla to Face Crowds Again

Brave Charles and Camilla to Face Crowds Again

In a rush SPECIAL EDITION, The Daily Mail has announced the Prince of Wales and Camilla, Duchess of Co-Respondent, will continue their round of public events after a brazen failed attempt to assassinate their Rolls Royce. Drawing excessively on...

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