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Funny story: To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

To Explain Recent Actions of Trump Administration, Sean "Melissa" Spicer Claims: Liberal Scientists & Media Secretly Placing Optical Implants Into The Eyes of Americans to Alter Reality

Today, press secretary Sean "Melissa" Spicer, (best known for his irrational and paralyzing fear of young girls from the ages of 2-7, a serious medical condition known as acute pediaphobia), controversially claimed: "Liberal scientists, funded by...

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Funny story: Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

President-Elect Donald Trump's first press conference since his election was, as per the usual, filled with drama and fireworks. A CNN reporter attempted to ask a question concerning a report based on the knowledge of a former British Intelligence o...

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Funny story: Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

President elect, "Rocky Trump", has decided to perform a new version of the seventies Broadway show and film every time he confronts the press! Trump says, "what is the point of being serious standing in front of a bunch of journo baboons who repr...

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Funny story: CNN Nominates Donald Trump for People Magazine's "Worst Man Alive"

CNN Nominates Donald Trump for People Magazine's "Worst Man Alive"

Robert Ennis, the editor-in-chief of People Magazine released on twitter that the magazine was going to have a category for "worst man alive" at the end of the year. he announced that the winner of this prize would receive a grand prize of $200 and b...

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Funny story: Trump "Disendows" David Duke On Live TV

Trump "Disendows" David Duke On Live TV

Donald Trump spoke to CNNs Jake Tapper to finally clear up his view on the KKKs endorsement of him. "You want me to disendow David Duke, I disendow him, alright?" Trump's statement actually did little to settle the controversy. When Jake asked Tru...

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Funny story: Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

Clinton Declared Winner of 2nd Democratic debate One Month Early: CNNs new model reveals

The field of Democratic presidential hopefuls will face off in their second debate hosted by CBS in one month's time, but thanks to CNN's new predictive model using Bayesian statistics, Markov Chain and a new technique referred to as 'Hyperbole Subte...

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Funny story: Former CIA Head Defends Torture

Former CIA Head Defends Torture

Today, on the CNN show, "Today's News," the former head of the CIA, General Michael Hayden, and Harvard Professor of Ethics, Greg Stiles, squared off against one another on the issue of torture. The background of the debate centered on The Senat...

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Funny story: CNN Poll: Obama Would Lose To Jefferson Davis

CNN Poll: Obama Would Lose To Jefferson Davis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Obama is losing favor with Americans at such an alarming rate, that if they could do the 2012 election all over again, they'd overwhelming back the former president of the Confederate States of America, Jefferson Davis.

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Funny story: CNN Knows What Happened to Missing Emails From Lois Lerner

CNN Knows What Happened to Missing Emails From Lois Lerner

Atlanta - CNN president, Jeff Zucker, has leaked information that shows the network is aware of what happened to two years of missing emails between embattled IRS operative, Lois Lerner, and various people in government, including the White House...

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Funny story: US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

US Media Responds to Allegations of Political Bias

Centralia, Ill. (UGH News) - Recent allegations that America's media is so entirely politically biased that one's brain would have to be mashed in granny's wringer-washer for any of it to come across as believable, has stirred a storm of responses.

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Funny story: CNN Desperately Looking for New Big Story

CNN Desperately Looking for New Big Story

Rival news station CNN, otherwise known as the Cable News Network, has just announced it is actively searching for a new Story of Maximum Importance. What's that? Well, in recent years, CNN's preferred broadcast technique is choosing just one piec...

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Funny story: Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changing Benghazi Talking Points

Van Jones Blames Global Warming for Changing Benghazi Talking Points

Atlanta - Van Jones, former Green Czar for the Obama administration and current host on CNN's Crossfire, blamed Global Warming for the tampered with talking points regarding the Benghazi attack in 2012. He completely dismissed any nefarious invol...

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Funny story: Anderson Cooper Vows to Snorkel Indian Ocean to Find MH370, Boost Ratings

Anderson Cooper Vows to Snorkel Indian Ocean to Find MH370, Boost Ratings

Atlanta - CNN, in their never ending coverage of the missing Malaysian plane tragedy, thinks they have figured out a way to keep the story interesting, boost ratings, and possibly videotape the disappearance of one of their most beloved personali...

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Funny story: Millionaire tricks CNN into stopping its Coverage of Missing Malaysian Plane

Millionaire tricks CNN into stopping its Coverage of Missing Malaysian Plane

Dateline: ATLANTA--Elderly oddball millionaire, Huey Longbottom, shuns the internet and receives all of his news from CNN, but taking no interest in the missing Malaysian plane, which CNN has covered exhaustively for several weeks, Longbottom orchest...

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Funny story: CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of the executive offices at CNN is that the host of American Idol is being touted as a possible choice to take over for Piers Morgan whose show Piers Morgan Live will soon ride off into the news talk show sunset.

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Funny story: CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN, Pat Robertson: God Stole Malaysia Flight

CNN anchor Don Lemon and Decoded host Brad Meltzer discussed the possibility that God about the idea yesterday afternoon that God stole a Boeing 777. "Something "beyond our understanding" happened to Malaysia Airlines flight MH 370, that "somethin...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

Kathy Griffin and Cher Are Fighting Over Gay Pal Anderson Cooper

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The latest catfight to come out of Tinsel Town involves comedian Kathy Griffin, 53, and iconic singer Cher, 67. Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that the two divas are feuding over the friendship of CNN gay talk show host Anderson...

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