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Funny story: Bus Stop Fever

Bus Stop Fever

A bus company in Bristol has complained to its local council after some of its vehicles were given parking tickets. While they were stopped in designated bus stops. The company (who doesn't want to be named by "Lone Wolf" parking attendants) said:...

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Funny story: US Breathes a Sigh of Relief over Bus Crash that Killed 30, No Guns Were Involved

US Breathes a Sigh of Relief over Bus Crash that Killed 30, No Guns Were Involved

A bus speeding northbound on Route 85 heading into Albuquerque, New Mexico lost control and careened off the highway, flipped over a guardrail and rolled down a steep embankment before coming to rest upside down at the bottom of a ravine. The bus re...

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Funny story: Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool

Panic as bus arrives on time in Liverpool

At 10.20am British Transport Police responded to an incident on St. Mary's Road, Garsten, Liverpool, following a 999 call that a bus' timely arrival had compromised cherished national satisfaction with mediocrity. The current standard by which the bu...

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Funny story: Drive-By on President Obama Event

Drive-By on President Obama Event

Today at a fundraiser for President Obama something very unusual happened. The Mitt Romney tour bus began circling the event, honking its horn and tossing out campaign stickers to event participants. One participant, long-time Democrat Megan Schin...

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Funny story: The Reason Illegal Aliens Are Now Simply Passing Through The United States And Crossing Into Canada

The Reason Illegal Aliens Are Now Simply Passing Through The United States And Crossing Into Canada

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Illegal Alien Control has just made a very interesting discovery. Assistant Director Ferguson F. Cheermeister informed the U.S. news media that recent studies have concluded that roughly 87 percen...

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Funny story: Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Ball Banger Virginia- Police responded to the scene of a horrific accident involving a Toyota Prius and a School bus full of Nuns. The driver of the Prius, Bob Baily of West Hankin PA., was extracted from his crumpled vehicle by paramedics who had to employ the use of the "Jaws of Life" to get him out. A bio-hazard unit was dispatched to the scene when paramedics reported an unknown substance...

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Funny story: More comfortable seats to be installed at bus stops

More comfortable seats to be installed at bus stops

Manchester is to trial a new system for making waiting for buses more comfortable and pleasant for commuters by installing sofa style seating at bus stops throughout Greater Manchester. "It think it's a brilliant idea," said one local commuter fro...

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Funny story: High Speed Rail Link is delayed

High Speed Rail Link is delayed

The brand spanking new high speed rail link that will allow people in Manchester get to London in under an hour, even if they have to stop in Birmingham, has hit yet another snag. Before a train even rolls along the rails, there are no trains.

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Funny story: Local Man Refuses to Ride the Bus

Local Man Refuses to Ride the Bus

America is known for its non-violent protests. From Martin Luther King's Sit Ins all the way to our most current Occupy Wall Street, our non-violent protests serve as an effective way to prove a point without harming anyone. We are allotted the privi...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Says The Rumor That She Was Asked To Be Charlie Sheen's "Cougar Goddess" Is False

Michele Bachmann Says The Rumor That She Was Asked To Be Charlie Sheen's "Cougar Goddess" Is False

CODY, Nebraska - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped off in Cody, Nebraska, the home of Aunt Agatha's Diet Cornbread. Bachmann spoke at the local high school's parking lot before a crowd estimated to be in the vicinity of...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - The number 852 bus to be removed

Isle of Wight News - The number 852 bus to be removed

Residents of Ryde are up in arms today after the shock revelation that the number 852 bus is to be removed from the schedule. "This is intolerable," said Jasper Featherington-Wright, 89. "The 852 is the only bus that connects Ryde to Newport. If w...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Says He Is Tired of Being Referred To As The Big Old Cabbage Patch Doll

Newt Gingrich Says He Is Tired of Being Referred To As The Big Old Cabbage Patch Doll

LEAVENWORTH, Kansas - Newt Gingrich's GOP Whiter Than White Bus Tour pulled into the home of the infamous Leavenworth Federal Prison as well as the home of Leavenworth Lolita's Barbecued Burgers & Hot Dogs Diner. Gingrich speaking to a crowd t...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Sarah Palin Does Not Want To Announce She Is Running For President

The Real Reason Sarah Palin Does Not Want To Announce She Is Running For President

INDIANOLA, Iowa - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour seems to be going round and round in circles. In fact, Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors said that if she did not know any better she would swear that nine-year-old Piper Palin is driving the tour b...

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Funny story: Reviled London Buses 'hothouses its passengers' as furious OAP blasts transport network

Reviled London Buses 'hothouses its passengers' as furious OAP blasts transport network

London - Retired London mortician Miss Constance Burlap - a veteran of the No 19 route from Sadler's Wells to Cheyne Walk since the year dot - has spoken of her dismay at being kicked off mid-journey following a top deck fracas last week. "I was t...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Blames The Earthquake That Struck The East Coast on President Obama

Sarah Palin Blames The Earthquake That Struck The East Coast on President Obama

OSKALOOSA, Iowa - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Oskaloosa, Iowa, home of the largest corn cob statue in the world. Palin's bus was parked at a local Pizza Gal Restaurant where a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Skippy Viperwater...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains Why She Hates The Smurfs

Sarah Palin Explains Why She Hates The Smurfs

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin recently spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippee-Ki-Yay-Magazine and told him that she is planning on starting up her Nationwide Bus Tour again. He asked her if she was planning on using a bus. Palin gave him a puzzled look a...

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Funny story: "Bus Driver Was Nutter", Says Passenger

"Bus Driver Was Nutter", Says Passenger

A bus driver in the Thai capital of Bangkok was today described as "a nutter" after he drove his vehicle through the streets of the city "wildly and without aforethought", in a manner unbefitting of a responsible professional, claims an Englishman wh...

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