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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News. An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise bo...

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Funny story: Peter Barlow Goes Mental In Church Wedding Blessing

Peter Barlow Goes Mental In Church Wedding Blessing

From SEN's 'Sorry but we couldn't resist it Dept.' - Weatherfield bookmaker Peter Barlow today took leave of his senses and completely lost it at a ceremony to bless his death-bed wedding to Leanne Battersby as was. Barlow, injured and almost kill...

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Funny story: Local Man Bags Place On New TV Reality Show

Local Man Bags Place On New TV Reality Show

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today proudly announced that he has bagged a place on TV reality show, 'B*llocks*d!' to be screened next year on the 'UK Sheetmetal' channel. This follows on from an announcement from Shuttlecock that he would probab...

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Funny story: Frankie Boyle Proves Too Controversial For C4 Advertisers

Frankie Boyle Proves Too Controversial For C4 Advertisers

Frankie Boyle's Channel 4 TV show, Tramadol Nights is proving to be too controversial for some advertisers, who have decided to officially block their ads from being aired before, during and after the programme. Companies such as Nestle and L'Orea...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge Of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon

Jeremy Kyle Denies All Knowledge Of Nude Motel Sex Romp With Kerry Katona And Stacey Solomon

Feelin' hot hot hot - breaking UK scandal sheet news reveals that self righteous TV God, Jeremy Kyle - renowned for dazzling halfwits with his rapier like wit - was left aghast this morning as stories began to circulate, implying that he had enjoyed...

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Funny story: Matt Cardle - At Last A True X-Factor Working Class Hero Warrior

Matt Cardle - At Last A True X-Factor Working Class Hero Warrior

Six months ago, nobody had heard of Matt Cardle, but now, the humble working class Essex painter and decorator is the toast of the town, and a shoe in for the coveted Christmas number one single slot, following his dramatic X-Factor triumph in the fa...

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Funny story: Frankie Boyle In Hot Water Again (No Pun Intended)

Frankie Boyle In Hot Water Again (No Pun Intended)

It appears that controversial Jockinese joker and, in the words of novelist Stephen King: "officious little prick" Frankie Boyle has once again landed himself in hot water (Boyling water - no pun intended) by contriving to be controversial. Again.

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Funny story: Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

Image Of Simon Cowell Spotted In Cheryl Cole's Armpit

As Cheryl Cole went out to dinner at MoFo on Park Lane, Friday, along with Kimberley Walsh, Nicola Roberts, and her mother - the one who really liked Ashley Cole, the paparazzi pounced. Despite the cold, hard as nails Geordie lass, wor Chezza, str...

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Funny story: George Michael Admits He Gave His Arse Away Last Christmas

George Michael Admits He Gave His Arse Away Last Christmas

Controversial singer, George Michael, apparently gave his arse away last Christmas, only for the unnamed person to whom he gave it away, to give it away to somebody else. The controversial singer/songwriter made his frank admission in a London rec...

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Funny story: Shocking Revelation As SEN's Buffty Ginslinger Revealed To Be A Man! (Sort Of.)

Shocking Revelation As SEN's Buffty Ginslinger Revealed To Be A Man! (Sort Of.)

It's true. Although many readers of Skoob Entertainment News have been content to labour under the misconception that SEN's very own Buffty Ginslinger is a woman - we can reveal, that he is in fact a man. Of sorts. We tracked Buffty down to a g...

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Funny story: X-Factor Saturday - Was Rihanna Wearing Knickers?

X-Factor Saturday - Was Rihanna Wearing Knickers?

Speculation has been mounting over Saturday's X-Factor, following Rihanna's duet with 'painter and decorator' Matt Cardle, as to whether or not the R&B megastar was wearing any knickers. Wearing a slinky dress, slit to the tonsils up one side,...

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Funny story: X-Factor Winner - Public Vote Leaked

X-Factor Winner - Public Vote Leaked

Skoob Entertainment News can exclusively reveal that our offices received a call, seconds ago, from our very own Buffty Ginslinger regarding a leak about the winner of X-Factor 2010. Informing us that he was speaking from a toilet cubicle at Water...

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Funny story: Friends Say That If Rihanna Doesn't Cut The Mustard In X-Factor With Matt Cardle, He'll Probably Punch Her In The Face.

Friends Say That If Rihanna Doesn't Cut The Mustard In X-Factor With Matt Cardle, He'll Probably Punch Her In The Face.

Tonight's X-Factor final: Sources relate that comedy croaker Matt Cardle has disappeared so far up his own arse that he has intimated that if international superstar Rihanna doesn't pull her finger out in tonight's final, he'll be giving her a slap i...

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Funny story: Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Cher Lloyd, Gillian McKeith, Chloe Mafia And Katie Waissell To Form A Girl Band!

Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings of spitting, swearing, meltdowns, fainting, and temp...

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Funny story: Gillian McKeith Broadsided By Buffty Ginslinger For Jungle Histrionics

Gillian McKeith Broadsided By Buffty Ginslinger For Jungle Histrionics

Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger today launched an astonishing broadside at 'You Are What You Eat' star Gillian McKeith after her jungle induced 'fainting' episode on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here.' Speaking from a bus st...

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Funny story: X-Factor - Skoob Entertainment News Issues Public Apology

X-Factor - Skoob Entertainment News Issues Public Apology

Staff at Skoob Entertainment News have been forced to issue a public apology after nearly but not quite getting the result of this week's 'X-Factor The Result' show quite spot on. Editor in Chief of SEN, Skoob1999 blamed SEN supremo Buffty Ginslin...

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Funny story: Rebecca Ferguson - Simply The Best - But She Won't Win X-Factor

Rebecca Ferguson - Simply The Best - But She Won't Win X-Factor

Desperate to get the real lowdown on the X-Factor, Skoob Entertainment News eventually managed to persuade eccentric English film director, Producer, and music critic Buffty Ginslinger to conduct an in-depth analysis of the remaining contestants and...

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