Battle Creek, MI - After years and years of putting up with entertainment columnists calling singers such as Britney Spears and Madonna "pop tarts," the makers of the snack food of the same name has finally decided enough is enough and is changing th...
Famous brothers Snap, Crackle and Pop have announced that they are splitting up after decades of working together on the cereal promotion circuit. The elves, who were "snapped" up by cereal giant Kellogg's to be the official mascots of Rice Krisp...
Chris Evans who hosts the breakfast show on radio 2 is to appear on the next series of television show Freaky Eaters. Chris is one of these people who goes all day without eating because he is frightened to put weight on. The problem is when h...
Canadian Model Coco Rocha who weighs only 7st 7lbs is being turned down for work on the catwalk because idiots are claiming she is to fat. Now Coco has gone on a diet eating only the breakfast cereal Coco Pops and although she has still not found...
Fantastic news emerging from the UK confirms that Turkish fast food tycoon Ali Bullo will be selling the very first Full English Breakfast Pizza from all of his outlets, starting tomorrow. Foodies, chefs, greasy-spoon proprietors and Italians have...
A famous cereal manufacturer that makes a popular brand of multigrain hooped breakfast cereal (but not the ones you're thinking of, a completely different manufacturer) has been lambasted by advertising watchdogs for promoting prostitution on the bac...
The chewing now is over The 'gnawing at the bone' Sausages burnt to a cinder Tomatoes underdone Bacon far too crispy See the yolks run and run! Rounded off with Heinz baked beans And a well-grilled onion. Transport cafe breakfast In amongst the jasmine breeze An intruder, nay, impostor Is floating through the trees The English are a-frying A meal that's sure to please Traditional e...
Former guests of the Budget Inn and Travel Center of Wichita, Kansas are suing the hotel for failing to follow through on their advertisement of a "Complimentary Hot Breakfast" for their guests. "It was the main reason that we decided to stay there...
Nude Country Corn Flakes has been advertising the unadorned and downright plain, call it nude, recipe for their nothing but Iowa corn flakes. The Mennonite farmer founders of the simple cereal never dreamt that their state's Supreme Court would grant...
Madison Avenue, New York - Once rabbits were used to determine if a "woman" was pregnant, giving up their lives in the process, but those days were as barbaric and outmoded as parental supervision is today. All thanks to a US court ruling that has or...
Chris Hoy, Olympic cyclist and hero of the nation, has told how an addiction to Bran Flakes has ruined his training schedule. The popular breakfast cereal is fine taken in moderation. But Hoy has become so addicted he has developed an embarrassing pr...
A host of Z-list cartoon characters have been slated by a watchdog magazine for failing to entertain today's children. Amongst the slighted stars are The Honey Monster, Tony The Tiger, Snap, Crackle and Pop, Moo the Dairylea cow, Coco the Coco Po...
Popular crunchy breakfast cereal Shreddies sales have plummeted since the new adverts featuring grannies knitting them appeared on British TV's.
I was at a McDonald's the other day for breakfast with a friend.
Under sullen skies, at high noon, a press conference-cum-memorial ceremony was being conducted on the steps of the Van Wert City Hall to address the investigation surrounding the serial killer and to honor the latest victim. Meanwhile, three miles a...
WASHINGTON--The Bush administration said Tuesday it will fight to keep a packaged food manufacturer from testing all of its products for rat-borne diseases.
A serial killer, responsible for the deaths of at least twelve, was arrested near the offices General Mills Cereal Company outside of Battle Creek, Michigan. The man, identified only as "Jean" is being held without bond while the investiga...
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