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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Wants To Move To Greenland

Angelina Jolie Wants To Move To Greenland

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has stated that she can no longer put up with all of the rampant rumors about Brad Pitt being unfaithful to her. She said that the latest rumor to come out of the rumor mills has Brad cavorting with a young Hooter's...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Boyfriend Justin Theroux That She'd Like To Have A Baby Before She Turns 50

Jennifer Aniston Tells Her Boyfriend Justin Theroux That She'd Like To Have A Baby Before She Turns 50

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston who is 44, has just told her fiancé Justin Theroux, 42, that she would love to have a baby before her 50th birthday. Aniston has not hidden the fact that she is really getting tired of waiting around for Justin to...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement

Angelina Jolie Makes An Astounding Announcement

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie says that she has really grow quite depressed at the fact that her longtime boyfriend Brad Pitt has put their wedding on hold. Jolie was ready to finally become Mrs. Brad Pitt when her blonde paramour literally pulle...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

Brad Pitt Concerned As Angelina Jolie's Weight Plummets Down To 91 Pounds!

NEW YORK CITY - Friends of Angelina Jolie, 38, are very concerned at her tremendous weight loss. One longtime friend identified as Ribby Ping, 40, said that at first everyone just figured that Angie had one hell of a tapeworm. But after X-rays...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

Brad Pitt Blames His 21 Pound Weight Gain On Hot Dogs

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt said that the tremendous stress that he has gone through the past two weeks has caused him to eat like a thoroughbred racehorse. And as a result he has gained a whopping 21 pounds which he blames mostly on his addiction t...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To Stop Texting That Loser Billy Bob Thornton Or The Engagement Is Off

Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie To Stop Texting That Loser Billy Bob Thornton Or The Engagement Is Off

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt has reportedly had enough of Billy Bob Thornton and his hidden agenda of trying to break him and Angelina up. Pitt told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle that he is also fed up with Angelina texting the wormy-lookin...

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Funny story: Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

Spaghetti Westerns to attempt a comeback

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - In an attempt to reduce spiraling production costs associated with special effects-laden fantasy and adventure movies, Hollywood filmmakers are making spaghetti Westerns again in the hope that these cheap films may make a comeback am...

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Funny story: Katie Holmes Says She Misses Tom Cruise As Much As Lindsay Lohan Misses Her Late-Night Partying

Katie Holmes Says She Misses Tom Cruise As Much As Lindsay Lohan Misses Her Late-Night Partying

NEW YORK CITY - Katie Holmes watched 7-year-old daughter Suri board and a plane to visit her father out West in Tinsel Town. After Suri left, Katie broke down and said that she cannot stand being alone and wants to get together with some guy but p...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev, Keira Knightley, and Brad Pitt To Star In The Erotic Spy Thriller The English Muffins

Nina Dobrev, Keira Knightley, and Brad Pitt To Star In The Erotic Spy Thriller The English Muffins

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Films in association with Sky Tower Pictures has just announced that Nina Dobrev and Keira Knightley will soon be starring in a Tico Scallavini production. Scallavini informed the Hollywood press that the movie is titled Th...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

Jennifer Aniston Having Second Thoughts About Getting Married

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston is reportedly having second thoughts about getting married to Justin Theroux. The latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine has an article written by Savannah Kettle which conveys the fact that Aniston has had a change...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Talking Splitsville

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Talking Splitsville

NEW YORK CITY - A close friend of Brad Pitt has stated that Brad has hinted that he and Angelina Jolie could be splitting up. The friend who was Brad's stunt double in two of his movies said that the pressure from constantly being in the entertain...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Says She Had Double Lobotomy

Angelina Jolie Says She Had Double Lobotomy

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Continuing to 'push the envelope' on defining personal beauty, actress and famed Third World adopt-a-holic Angelina Jolie recently confessed to Spoof Magazine that, in late 2012, she underwent a controversial 'double lobotomy.' "I'...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

Angelina Jolie Wants To Adopt Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has said that she knows what it is like to be on an emotional roller coaster dating back to the time when she was with that Hollywood loser Billy Bob Thornton. Jolie spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Tal...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and That Darn Horse Photo

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and That Darn Horse Photo

NEW YORK CITY - It appears that the Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has hit a speed bump in their wonderful world of wanderlust. A photo has appeared in the latest edition of the supermarket tabloid Just Saying which shows a naked Jolie st...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

Brad Pitt Insists That Angelina Jolie Get A Lip Reduction

NEW YORK CITY - Brad Pitt recently made mention of a fact that could end up getting him in a whole world of hurt with fiancée Angelina Jolie. Pitt, 47, told the Celebrity Globe that Angie recently checked into the Salvatore Goombalini General Hosp...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

Angelina Jolie Hits Back At Chelsea Handler

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie said that she had never heard of Chelsea Handler until she was made aware of the hate-filled, vile comments that the talk show host directed at her. Handler had remarked that Jolie acts as if she is Buckingham Palace...

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Funny story: As The Drama Turns - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fussing and Fighting

As The Drama Turns - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Fussing and Fighting

NEW YORK CITY - There is probably no celebrity couple who seems to quarrel, quibble, and squabble more than Brad Pitt and his fiancée Angelina Jolie. Barbara Walters recently called the couple the modern day version of Liz and Dick (Taylor and Bur...

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