CLEVELAND - The Miami Heat blew into the City on Lake Erie and melted the place as they won their 24th game in a row by beating the Cleveland Cavaliers 98-95. The Heat managed to overcome a 27 point deficit in the third quarter but showed that the...
Like Ray Allen of the Celtics, Wes Welker of the Patriots took the first stagecoach out of Dodge. Celtics coach Doc Rivers said, "Say it ain't so, Wes." He too saw the parallel of a major star on a successful team choosing to leave town. Ray Al...
CELTICS NATION-Kevin Garnett hit a three pointer for the second game in a row. This has been treated in some circles like a man coming out of the proverbial closet wearing a feather boa. The shock has been palatable. Fans in Celtic Nation have beg...
COLD NEW ENGLAND: Tom Brady has just lowered the bar for all overpaid quarterbacks in the NFL. By accepting a contract extension for peanuts with the Patriots, Tom has given them enough wiggle room to sign Wes Welker and Aqib Talib. Brady does...
This week we had a glimpse into what the well-dressed Boston sports fan ought to be donning. The usual uniform of sports jersey, sneakers, and baseball cap just seems so bland that you now have to skip the sports fashion store and go directly to S...
Celtics bleed green blood like a hemophiliac from some star system in the outer universe. You have to live on the Moon made from green cheese to know about bleeding green. Kevin Garnett refused any trades because he was a Celtic for life -and...
Fans have suffered exquisite torture at the hands of the Celtics GM Danny Ainge. Of course, even the horrors of the Auto de fe or the Inquisition required more than just the Grand Inquisitor. The Boston media has provided more chills than Joan...
Kevin Garnett doth protest too much. He keeps saying he is a Boston Celtic player for life. He knows life is too short-even to spend the rest of his career with Shorty Rondo. If Queen Gertrude of Hamlet knew nothing, then Garnett is the maste...
With the Celtics sending up flares to tell the world they are in big trouble with a diminishing roster, the bigger flare occurred over Russia as an unexpected meteor crashed, boomed, and baaahed over the countryside, injuring over 1000 people. Luc...
With Pope Benedict's edict that he will retire soon, superstar Kevin Garnett dropped a net on the ever-speculating press about his own retirement, but this threat may be a ploy to accept a trade from the green C's to the Holy See team. Could it be...
BOSTON-- Should the Celtics take Delonte West back for round three of the heavyweight fight? West has done two tours of duty in Boston and didn't shoot anyone or take to the Prudential Tower in a fit of rage. The Celtics have watched two point...
Kevin Garnett can help any number of teams win a championship, but in Boston he is treated like Danny Ainge's used T-paper. Just because you score 25,000 points doesn't mean you will have any more respect among the Boston social media. Late in...
CHARLOTTE - Word from the NBA rumor mill is that Boston Celtic Kevin Garnett will not be traded after all. But the 6-foot-11-inch tall center will however be leaving Boston. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, who broke the...
Doc Rivers finally articulated what many fans have begun to feel: Rivers is sick and tired of all the "silly" trade rumors that have been tweeted by twits. Now that social media is in full flower, so is the silly season. Any moronic rumor that st...
With the recent discovery of the 500-year-old bones of Richard III found under a parking lot in England, we have realized that in about 500 years some enterprising archaelogists may find Rajon Rondo's bones under a parking lot near what was once TD B...
The NBA has decided that Jared Sullinger of the Celtics is not a rookie phenomenon. He plays the role of center, which the NBA Commissioner David Stern fails to recognize. Stern passed him by in selecting the All-Rookie team to play at the All-Sta...
BOSTON - Several sports reporters are saying that Rajon Rondo's injury is yet another example of the Boston Tri-Curses. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily stated that it appears to be a sign of The Curse of The Bambino. He also adde...
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