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Funny story: Stars support Italian earthquake victims

Stars support Italian earthquake victims

Celebrities have got together today to support the victims of the Italian earthquake. U2's Bono said, "Italy is the forgotten country of Africa, and these poor people need our support, so give them your f**king money, NOW." He added, "We believe t...

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Funny story: Bono to join Girls Aloud

Bono to join Girls Aloud

In what celebrity pundits are calling an amazing revelation, Bono, the lead singer of U2 has stated on the live broadcast of the Brits last night that he wants to join Girls Aloud. Sporting a fetching shade of eye make up, lipstick and nail varnis...

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Funny story: U2's "The Edge" changes name to "Bono"

U2's "The Edge" changes name to "Bono"

A spokeman for world topping band U2, has confirmed that the band's lead guitarist "The Edge" (real name David Howell Evans) has today finalised the legal documentation to change his name to "Bono". The lead signer of the band, "Bono" (real name P...

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Funny story: Mandela reaches 90 - puts it down to prison food

Mandela reaches 90 - puts it down to prison food

Convicted terrorist Nelson Mandela celebrates his 90th birthday this week and puts his good health down to spending 27 years in a state prison.

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Funny story: Bono returns Knighthood, Lords unrepentant.

Bono returns Knighthood, Lords unrepentant.

Bono has returned the honorary knighthood that was presented to him in Dublin just a few short months ago by the British Ambassador to Ireland in protest at what he called "Narrow minded, archaic, 18th century snobbery and ignorance" after...

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Funny story: Bono Collects Medal, Punches Goat

Bono Collects Medal, Punches Goat

U2 frontman Bono caused a media furore by repeatedly punching a remote African town's only goat during a live broadcast at the Liberty Medal awards announcement.

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Funny story: Bono of U2 to head Hilton aid!

Bono of U2 to head Hilton aid!

Dublin, (Rootarse) The charismatic U2 pop sensation, front man and hat owner, Bono, has declared to spearhead an incentive to correct what he terms "An outrageous miscarriage of justice!...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Virginia Tech, Madonna Pissed, Bono To Play Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope Expected

Angelina Jolie Adopts Virginia Tech, Madonna Pissed, Bono To Play Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope Expected

(Blacksburg, VA) -- United Nations Envoy for Children, Refugees, & Lip Gloss Angelina Jolie, never one to shy from the glare of the media spotlight, has adopted the entire student body of Virginia Tech. Madonna, pop star and celebrity adopter, expr...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

Angelina Jolie Adopts Rutgers Team, HRH Harry, Wills, Pope, Bono, Eeyore, Guliani, Obama, Clinton, Gore Expected As Things Heat Up

(New Brunswick, NJ) -- A Jet-lagged and clearly lost or mislaid Angelina Jolie, UN Special Envoy for Children, Leather goods, & pushUP Bras admitted she was a "tad befuddled" by all the goings-on in New Jersey, North Carolina, and Darfur...

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Funny story: Bono To Play: Duke Lacross Invites Rutgers Women's BBall To Mixer

Bono To Play: Duke Lacross Invites Rutgers Women's BBall To Mixer

(Neverland) -- In another display of a new wave of love, peace, and understanding permeating the American social landscape in the wake of the Imus "Slur heard 'round the world," The Duke University Men's Lacrosse team, largely white...

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Funny story: U2 in shock split over 'Sir Bono's' honorary knighthood.

U2 in shock split over 'Sir Bono's' honorary knighthood.

Irish supergroup U2 are at loggerheads this evening apparently over lead singer Bono's honorary knighthood which was presented to him at the British ambassador's residence in Dublin last week.

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Funny story: Bono, "I suffer the wounds of christ"

Bono, "I suffer the wounds of christ"

In an exclusive interview today with the Spoof, Irish Ghandi and sometime lead singer of U2 Bono O'bono, sensationally claimed to be suffering from the rare religious condition known to priest's and vicar's around the world as Stigmata. The amazin...

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Funny story: Bono: "I like them big and round"

Bono: "I like them big and round"

'Popular' entertainer, singer & politician Bono who famously fronts the immortal rock group U2, appeared drunk on Irish Television last night. Bono 67, was appearing on chat show 'Tirty Minutes with Keiren O'moonshine' when he mad...

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Funny story: U2 Member "The Edge" Changes Guitar Lick From "Plunka-plunka-plunka-plunka" To: "Plunka-plunka-STRUM-plunka"

U2 Member "The Edge" Changes Guitar Lick From "Plunka-plunka-plunka-plunka" To: "Plunka-plunka-STRUM-plunka"

Dublin - "The Edge," guitar player for the mega-hit band "U2" announced today that he had finally found a new guitar lick.

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Funny story: U2's Bono Packs His Bags And Looks For Place Where Streets Have His Name

U2's Bono Packs His Bags And Looks For Place Where Streets Have His Name

Bono, the litigious front man of Irish rockers U2, is reported to be on the lookout for a new pad in London's trendy Belgravia.

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Funny story: Rock Star Bono Plucks Out Own Eye For Blind Child

Rock Star Bono Plucks Out Own Eye For Blind Child

UGBANU (Reuters) - Rock superstar Bono gave new meaning to the song title "Sunday Bloody Sunday" when, after meeting a blind African child, he plucked his own left eye from it's socket in front of villagers and reporters in this impover...

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Funny story: Sonny Bono Rewrote "Babe"; Predicted Own Death

Sonny Bono Rewrote "Babe"; Predicted Own Death

Palm Springs (July 6, 2004) --- Curators at the Sonny Bono Library in Palm Springs have discovered a rewrite of the 1965 hit, "I Got You Babe" tucked inside a menu from Bono's Restaurant, which he opened in the early 80s. Entitled "I Hit A Tree", th...

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