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Funny story: SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

SAS suspects Kate and Wills 'building nuke bomb' under Wales cottage

Anglesey, Wales - "They're pretty much following Fourth Protocol assembly instructions," blue watch Commander 'Foxy' Perkins confirmed this morning as yet another enriched uranium parcel arrived bearing Pyongyang postage stamps. "Something's sure...

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Funny story: Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Oooops! One of our bombs is missing!

Essex - Fears a stray whale or giant octopus may have swallowed a live 2,000lb (907kg) World War II mine were rife this afternoon. The ageing rusty bomb 'vanished' just as Navy frogmen were winching it into position off the Clacton coast. It ha...

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Funny story: Man 'with cucumber strapped to leg' arrested in Watford 'bomb' siege

Man 'with cucumber strapped to leg' arrested in Watford 'bomb' siege

Watford - Terrified bank customers dialled 999 this morning amid fears a 12-inch cucumber strapped to a man's leg was 'an improvised explosive device'. Police were taking no chances amid FO advice that the deadly vegetable is being used by Al Qaed...

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Funny story: Neil Lennon In Trouble For Returning Letter To Sender

Neil Lennon In Trouble For Returning Letter To Sender

Celtic manager, Neil Lennon, the man who received an unwanted bomb in his mail last week, is himself in hot water with Strathclyde Police this evening after putting the parcel back in the post in order to take the advice given out in the Elvis Presle...

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Funny story: NATO Accuses Gaddafi Of Using Dirty Bombs

NATO Accuses Gaddafi Of Using Dirty Bombs

NATO has issued a strong condemnation of Libya's Colonel Gaddafi's use of bombs and weapons intended to cause death and injury amongst his own people. Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen has accused the Libyan leader of "using underhand tactic...

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Funny story: Royal wedding cake bombs

Royal wedding cake bombs

London - Police reckon royal fruitcake Prince Charles is behind a multilayered wedding cake bomb intercepted at Manama Airport. Bahraini customs officers said today they became suspicious because the Victoria sponge and semtex confection was festo...

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Funny story: Failed pipe bomber turns himself in

Failed pipe bomber turns himself in

Thames Valley Police this evening disclosed that a suspected anarchist has handed himself in at Reading police station, following a dismal failure to spread murder and mayhem around central London and the home counties. It was announced that the s...

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Funny story: Broadfield pub petrol bomber so pissed he hit the lampost and tripped over a dog!

Broadfield pub petrol bomber so pissed he hit the lampost and tripped over a dog!

A petrol bomber who attempted to throw a bomb into a UK pub had a slight mishap which thankfully hindered his evil intentions! The bomber, Amir Ali (who else?) had been drinking heavily before he could raise his "balls" enough to throw the bomb. D...

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Funny story: Unabomber's House Property For Sale

Unabomber's House Property For Sale

The house and property of Ted Kaczynski, the Unabomber, has been put up for sale over ten years after it's owner was safely locked away for murder. In case you weren't around, letters and packages loaded with explosives were sent from this residen...

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Funny story: 'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

PORTLAND-- Taking their cue from Ashton Kutcher, the FBI staged an elaborate prank on a Corvallis, OR teenager who thought he was part of a Jihadist plot to kill Christmas. Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, a Somali-born U.S. citizen, mistakenly believed...

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Funny story: Well Respected Mexican Gang Is In Possession Of Four Dirty Bombs

Well Respected Mexican Gang Is In Possession Of Four Dirty Bombs

Suspected gang in the western Mexican state of Sinaloa is claiming to have in their position four dirty bombs which they plan on using in undisclosed locations if authorities try to prevent their drug trade from prospering. A spokesman for the, w...

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Funny story: Cats Bomb Moscow

Cats Bomb Moscow

A warning from a 45 year old Russian housewife that her cat was about to set off a bomb in Moscow was derided by police who considered the woman 'a little the worse for wear with alcohol'. In fact the cat had eaten explosives primed to go off at a...

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Funny story: Cameron requests Semtex be included in toner cartridges

Cameron requests Semtex be included in toner cartridges

Prime Minister David Cameron has provoked outrage amongst some of the most powerful printer manufacturers worldwide by insisting Semtex is included in all future production of toner cartridges. The request was made in direct response to the recent...

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Funny story: How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

How to Fail At Package Bombing: Send It From Yemen

Law enforcement officers across the planet are laughing their asses off at the terrorists ridiculously ineffective plot to bomb a Midwest synagogue that was thwarted this day. Terrorists, who obviously received a public school education, weaponize...

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Funny story: Taliban Assemble Bomb for Sky News - Bomb Gets Own Show

Taliban Assemble Bomb for Sky News - Bomb Gets Own Show

A roadside bomb that a Taliban fighting unit planted to kill British troops, has been given a job on Sky News. Sky executives, having seen footage of the Improvised Explosive Device (IED) being planted by the Taliban during a Sky News report, thou...

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Funny story: Terrorist Dismayed That Planted Bombs Are Not Growing

Terrorist Dismayed That Planted Bombs Are Not Growing

Newly anointed Al-Qaeda member, Ali By-Golly, looked dismayingly upon an open dirt field and sighed deeply. "Why won't they grow? Why won't my planted bombs grow into wonderful bomb trees? Oh why? Oh why? Oh why?" "I joined Al-Qaeda to kill infidels. I joined Al-Qaeda to rid the world of infidels and I am trying so hard to rid the world of infidels, whatever the hell they are. They...

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Funny story: The Eiffel Tower Now Called 'Leaning Tower Of Paris' After Bombing

The Eiffel Tower Now Called 'Leaning Tower Of Paris' After Bombing

Al Quada has announced that the early morning bombing of The Eiffel Tower and the park around it, which was evacuated Tuesday night after a telephoned bomb threat, is in response to the many 9-11 memorial services held throughout the world this weeke...

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