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Funny story: BAFTA glory weekend for Amitabh Bachchan

BAFTA glory weekend for Amitabh Bachchan

London - (Ass Mess): It's London's turn to go Bolly-mad this weekend as the British Academy of Film and Television Arts hosts an Amitabh Bachchan spectacular retrospective to honor the Indian megastar's stellar career.

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Funny story: Disney making cartoon of Aishwarya Rai's fairytale life

Disney making cartoon of Aishwarya Rai's fairytale life

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): The Walt Disney movie company is to make a cartoon of the magical life of green-eyed Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai from her Indian beauty queen roots through to her Miss World Title and onto her stellar career as the queen of B...

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Funny story: Bookmakers go wild for Aishwarya Rai's 'Dhoom 2' Bollywood Oscar

Bookmakers go wild for Aishwarya Rai's 'Dhoom 2' Bollywood Oscar

Yorkshire - (Ass Mess): UK bookies have slashed the odds to 11/10 fav on Aishwarya Rai winning a coveted Bollywood 'Oscar' for Best Actress in a Leading Role in Dhoom 2 this weekend at the International Indian Film Academy Awards ceremony in...

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Funny story: Do the stars augur well asks Amitabh Bachchan in land fraud case?

Do the stars augur well asks Amitabh Bachchan in land fraud case?

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): Fabled Bollywood legend Amitabh Bachchan has consulted India's top astrologers on the dilemma he is facing amid the possibility of fraud charges being brought against him in an illegal land deal.

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Funny story: Bookies' frenzy on Aishwarya and Abhishek's twin girls' names

Bookies' frenzy on Aishwarya and Abhishek's twin girls' names

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): A frenzy of betting has begun on the likely names that Bollywood megastars Aishwarya Rai and husband Abhishek Bachchan are likely to give their twin daughters that are said to be already on their way for a late January/early Feb...

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Funny story: Bollywood poised for Aishwarya pregnancy announcement

Bollywood poised for Aishwarya pregnancy announcement

Mumbai - (Ass Mess): Bollywood is abuzz with rumors that Aishwarya Rai and husband Abhishek Bachchan are to use the awesome astrology of this Friday's full moon to announce they are expecting the birth of twin daughters in February next year.

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Funny story: Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

Jade Goody to coach Richard Gere in Bollywood Etiquette

In a shock announcement, actor Richard Gere's agent has announced that the star of such romantic films as "Pretty Woman" is to receive coaching on etiquette from English former nanny and Bad Girl of Celebrity Big Brothe...

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Funny story: Gere in hiding as Indian arrest warrant issued for Kama Sutra acts of obscenity

Gere in hiding as Indian arrest warrant issued for Kama Sutra acts of obscenity

California - (Ass Mess): Greying Pretty Woman movie star Richard Gere was back home hiding behind the sofa at his Beverley Hills mansion today as Rajasthani prosecutors issued an arrest warrant naming him as as the perpetrator of 'an obscene act&...

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Funny story: Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

Bollywood Stars' Multi Million Dollar Wedding

Bollywood heartthrob Abhishek Bachchan and top actress Aishwarya Rai were married yesterday in a ceremony that brought most of Mumbai to a standstill.

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Funny story: Bollywood astrologers give verdicts for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan wedding

Bollywood astrologers give verdicts for Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan wedding

Mumbai - (Reuterus): As the sun moves into the sign of Taurus the Bull and mighty Saturn ends its baleful retrograde transit of Leo Bollywood is preparing for the wedding of the century as its two greatest stars, Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan,...

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Funny story: Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

Richard Gere Lets Shilpa Shetty Kiss Him - Hollywood Meets Bollywood Trouble

(Mumbai) Former Hollywood heart-throb Richard Gere has landed himself in hot water after being accused of "insulting Indian culture".

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Funny story: Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan warned of curse at waxworks museum

Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan warned of curse at waxworks museum

London - (Rotters): Bollywood star Shah Rukh Khan has been startled to learn that an ancient Punjab curse hangs over his newly unveiled waxwork at Madam Tussauds in London.

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Funny story: Ajay Devgan wins Beauty Award

Ajay Devgan wins Beauty Award

February 14th saw Tyme Magazine revoke the title it had bestowed upon Indian actress Aishwarya Rai. The honour of MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD was handed to Bollywood performer Ajay Devgan.

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Funny story: Ajay Devgaan's Jealousy: Just rumors?

Ajay Devgaan's Jealousy: Just rumors?

When asked if he had liked Fanaa, he replied with nonchalance: 'I haven't seen it yet'. This statement is the cause of the grapevine doing the rounds in the Indian Film Industry - that Ajay Devgaan is jealous of his wife Kajjal.

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Funny story: Mayor Ken Livingstone Reads The Riot Act To Asian Restaurants

Mayor Ken Livingstone Reads The Riot Act To Asian Restaurants

In a show of solidarity with Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty, Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone, has demanded that all Asian restaurants 'clean up' the wording of their menus.

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Funny story: Shilpa Shetty Due To Open Balti House In Soho Soon

Shilpa Shetty Due To Open Balti House In Soho Soon

Shilpa Shetty, the high profile victim of racial abuse in channel 4's disgraceful big brother, has announced that she intends to open a Balti House when the show finishes on Sunday evening.

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Funny story: Fluky Shah Rukh Khan re-inventing from Don to KBC

Fluky Shah Rukh Khan re-inventing from Don to KBC

He may be regarded has the biggest fluke in the history of Cinema but the 41 year old Bollywood self proclaimed Badshah of Hits like Dil Se, Swades, Ashoka, Paheli and even Guddu, movies that won the heart of many and helped maintain Khan's super...

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