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Funny story: Pt #2: Bob Dylan Tells A Story

Pt #2: Bob Dylan Tells A Story

"What about the Dave Van Ronk thing we heard about years ago, Bob?" The four were sitting around a table at 3:30 AM at a closed Cafe Wha? in New York City, exchanging still more stories and memories of the early 1960's in The Village. "Oh, 'the House of the Rising Sun' thing? OK, but first I got one about a blues guitarist named Lightning John that Ronnie Hawkins told me. Ronnie had the Band...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan Tells A Story

Bob Dylan Tells A Story

Sitting around a closed Cafe Wha? in New York in the early morning hours were Bob Dylan and several old friends that are still around, exchanging stories. "You see, we had to perform several times a night sometimes those nights at the old coffee houses and cafes and neither Tiny Tim nor myself had had anything to eat since the night before. So we were back in the kitchen looking for something a...

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Funny story: Copenhagen summit adopts Dylan song 'A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall'

Copenhagen summit adopts Dylan song 'A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall'

To try and make the Copenhagen summit seem important, the organisers adopted a Bob Dylan song to publicise it. These are the lyrics: 'Oh, where have you been, my brown-eyed son? And where have you been, my insincere one? I've stumbled trying to pay lots of Arab oil salesmen I've walked and I've crawled to sell arms to Jerusalem My country has destroyed many sad rain forests I've been...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga, Bob Dylan Voted "Most Unattractive" at European NTV Awards

Lady Gaga, Bob Dylan Voted "Most Unattractive" at European NTV Awards

Featuring the world history of music at the 2009 NTV European Music Awards, there were no surprises on stage in Berlin where beauty was as much a factor in voting as was talent. Two new voting categories caught many participants and audience members...

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Funny story: Jews & Christians Agree - Dylan Must Go!

Jews & Christians Agree - Dylan Must Go!

In a joint proclamation, Judiasm and Christianity today announced the excommunication of Bob Dylan from both sects, based primarily upon his newest album, "Christmas In The Heart." Speaking for Judiasm, Rabbi Phylo Spektor said, "Although we appre...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan's Christmas TV Show

Bob Dylan's Christmas TV Show

Bob Dylan's Old Timey Christmas Television Special featuring: Andy Williams Cher Keith Richards June Taylor Dancers Shecky Greene Alicia Keys Miley Cyrus knock knock knockin' on santa's door, indeed... "Nobody believed I was gonna do a Christmas album and now nobody believes I filmed a Christmas show," growls a quietly defiant Bob Dylan. "I live my life and it surprises people, surp...

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Funny story: Dylan's TV Chistmas Special Set to Air

Dylan's TV Chistmas Special Set to Air

Bob Dylan's Old Timey Christmas Television Special featuring: Andy Williams Cher Keith Richards June Taylor Dancers Shecky Greene Alicia Keys Miley Cyrus knock knock knockin' on santa's door, indeed... "Nobody believed I was gonna do a Christmas album and now nobody believes I filmed a Christmas show," growls a quietly defiant Bob Dylan. "I live my life and it surprises people, surp...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan Open To Collaboration With Susan Boyle

Bob Dylan Open To Collaboration With Susan Boyle

Bob Dylan's new CD release, Together Through Life" having hit #1 as a just-released CD for the second time in three years has set tongues wagging that maybe the 67-year-old should do a CD collaboration with exciting new artist sensation, Susan Boyle.

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Funny story: Dylan's Effluent Blowing In The Wind

Dylan's Effluent Blowing In The Wind

Bob Dylan was at the centre of a storm in a toilet this week. Local residents in Malibu have complained that the wrinkly folk icon is "a smelly arsed bastard" and that he "shits on everyone in Malibu". There have been calls for protest songs to be...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan's Toilet Blowing In The Neighbor's Wind

Bob Dylan's Toilet Blowing In The Neighbor's Wind

Trouble may be "blowing in the wind" in Malibu, where a couple is accusing their neighbor, Bob Dylan, of permanently parking a stinking portable potty next to their mutual property line. In a letter to the editor published by the Malibu Surfside N...

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Funny story: Dylan to Sell Soda at Superbowl

Dylan to Sell Soda at Superbowl

Music greats have been known to rise and fall with the speed and suddenness of the stars but no one expected the folk rock legend Bob Dylan to be reduced to a beverage hawker at the Florida stadium that will host this years Superbowl. Dylan told...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Bob Dylan To Record An Album

Russell Brand and Bob Dylan To Record An Album

LONDON, England - It is now official, famed British comedian Russell Brand, 33, will be recording an album with American pop music icon Bob Dylan, 67. Dylan's manager Rocco Dockery confirmed that the legendary Dylan and the infamous Brand will be...

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Funny story: Boundary-Pushing New Research: Males must legally walk 7 roads before becoming a man

Boundary-Pushing New Research: Males must legally walk 7 roads before becoming a man

New research from the Department of answering hypothetical song lyrics today has found that in order to be considered an adult males must walk down 7 13.6km tarmac roads no wider than 160ft and no shorter than 3ft between the hours of 8am and 3pm wit...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan Artwork REALLY IS His Own Work

Bob Dylan Artwork REALLY IS His Own Work

More than 200 paintings in an exhibition at the Halcyon Gallery in London's Mayfair, really are the work of music legend Bob Dylan, according to the singer's agent.

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Funny story: Dali Lama says Blackwater chief will be reincarnated as a fly

Dali Lama says Blackwater chief will be reincarnated as a fly

It was confirmed today from somewhere high in the Himalayan mountains that Blackwater USA founder Erik Prince would be reincarnated as a fly. Blackwater has been in the news lately defending their position that they acted in self-defense after killin...

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Funny story: Bob Dylan in Album cover surprise

Bob Dylan in Album cover surprise

Robert Zimmerman, the alter ego of the curmudgeonly Sixties legend Bob Dylan is to record an album of cover versions.

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Funny story: Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

Cate Blanchett won't tell Harrison Ford he's too old for Indiana Jones.

In the tradition of Rocky and Rambo, another ex-action star refuses to recognize that he's old.

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