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Funny story: Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Yet Another Rare and Strangely Named Disease Identified in Britain

Scientists confirmed yesterday that an outbreak of 'Brown Nose' disease had been identified in pudding-faced old-Etonian and Conservative Party Leader, David Cameron at the annual party conference in Blackpoo...

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Funny story: Smokers rebellion: Blackpool Council ratchet up the charges on Hamish

Smokers rebellion: Blackpool Council ratchet up the charges on Hamish

Well known smoker's rebel Hamish Hamilton was today charged with a further 500 offenses of allowing smoking to take place in his Blackpool pub.

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Funny story: Smoker's Rebellion: Blackpool Landlord Sentenced

Smoker's Rebellion: Blackpool Landlord Sentenced

A Blackpool Landlord who persistently allowed his customers to smoke indoors was today sentenced for his crimes.

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Funny story: 2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

2010 World Cup Could Be On English Soil

In sensational news, the 2010 football World Cup could be staged in England, after building problems in South Africa have put the tournament plans in serious jeopardy. FIFA president...

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Funny story: Blackpool "To be floated out to sea"

Blackpool "To be floated out to sea"

The government have announced that the popular northern seaside resort of Blackpool is to be chipped away from the coastline of West Lancashire and floated out to sea.

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Funny story: Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Pleasure Beach has unveiled the new ride that it believes will take it back to the top of the UK's theme parks again.

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Funny story: Blackpool to host 2015 Oven Chip Festival.

Blackpool to host 2015 Oven Chip Festival.

Council chiefs were celebrating this morning as it was announced that Blackpool would play host to the 2007 Kwik Save international oven chip Festival. The dismal seaside town saw off Grimsby and Beirut in its bid to put on this prestigious event.

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Funny story: Blackpool Donkeys Subject to EU Working Directive

Blackpool Donkeys Subject to EU Working Directive

Legislators in Brussels, which is culturally nowhere near Blackpool, have stated that the New Working Directive also applies to donkeys, as well as to dancing bears and organ grinders' monkeys.

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Funny story: George Best Is New BBC Director General

George Best Is New BBC Director General

Champagne corks popped at George Best's favourite watering hole, Blackpool's Yates Wine Lodge, when it was announced that the football legend was to be the new BBC director general.   The BBC decided that the new bos...

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Funny story: "Seaside is a bit crap" - say tourist board

"Seaside is a bit crap" - say tourist board

The British Tourist Board has described the UK's seaside resorts as "sh*t", "dirty scum holes", "fat northerner meccas" and "Blackpool".

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Funny story: Bob Carolgees: "I want to be Tory leader"

Bob Carolgees: "I want to be Tory leader"

Star of Blackpool Pier and succesful Northern comic Bob Carolgees has put forward his bid for Tory leadership. Spit the Dog would be involved as well, though in what way we're not quite sure.

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