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Funny story: Commercial Television is 70; Today's TVs Reflect on the Good Old Days

Commercial Television is 70; Today's TVs Reflect on the Good Old Days

Roberta Reporter, on the entertainment beat of a local newspaper, got the surprise of her life last night when she happened to be at an electronics store after closing time. It turned out that the TVs awaiting sale were throwing themselves a big bash to celebrate the 70th birthday of their family. Roberta learned that it was in July of 1941 that commercial television was born. "A different...

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Funny story: Coalition Celebrate First Birthday

Coalition Celebrate First Birthday

The Coalition Government has celebrated its first birthday at the five star Montcalm Hotel in London. The first UK Coalition Government for 60 years has had its fair share of ups and downs and there were major doubts expressed by sources on both s...

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Funny story: Prince William Says The Rumor Of His "Lustfully Lascivious" Lap Dance From Heidi Montag Is Simply Not True

Prince William Says The Rumor Of His "Lustfully Lascivious" Lap Dance From Heidi Montag Is Simply Not True

LONDON - The soon-to-be wed Prince William recently attended a surprise birthday party for one of his childhood friends Wycliffe Burgershire at Wycliffe's home in Upper Tooting. Wycliffe is the long time friend who first taught William all about f...

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Funny story: Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Buy Justin Bieber A Shetland Pony For His Birthday

Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Buy Justin Bieber A Shetland Pony For His Birthday

LOS ANGELES - Two of America's favorite young female singers have just bought one of America's favorite male singers a very special birthday gift. Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato went on eBay and purchased a Shetland pony to give to their fellow sing...

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Funny story: Paris Still Has Pulling Power

Paris Still Has Pulling Power

Birthday Girl Paris Hilton wowed fans at her 30th Birthday bash wearing a wonderful low cut dress to show all her fans she's still got what it takes. Paris, who's famous for doing absolutely nothing of any importance smiled and waved at photographers...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Allows Son to Shoot Missile as Birthday Gift

Kim Jong Il Allows Son to Shoot Missile as Birthday Gift

On Wednesday, Kim Jong Il celebrated his 69th (or 70th, depending on whom you ask) birthday drinking American beer, opening gifts, and eating lots of cake. But the special gift that day was not for himself but for his third son, Kim Jong Un, who is e...

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Funny story: Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Vannessa Hudgens Stops Sending Zac Efron Nude Pictures of Herself, He Kicks Her to the Curb

Hollywood's, golden, it couple for the last four years, have decided to un-it, it. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up after their long term relationship has run it's natural course. According to inside sources Zac had been recieving nu...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Planning Wild Birthday Party, Including Taylor Lautner On December 13th

Taylor Swift Planning Wild Birthday Party, Including Taylor Lautner On December 13th

Normally restrained Taylor Swift has big plans for her 21st birthday party and will be inviting over one hundred people to attend her party and celebration. "The first thing I want to do", Taylor told friends, "is to drink nearly a half glass of...

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Funny story: Mickey Mouse is 82; Does Anyone Care?

Mickey Mouse is 82; Does Anyone Care?

He's celebrating his birthday, but he's not sure anyone else is. Mickey says that all the attention seems to be going to other folks in their 80s: Betty While, Charlie Rangel, Tony Bennett, etc. "No one cares about me at all," Mickey complaine...

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Funny story: Trampoline Party

Trampoline Party

Penny celebrated her 12th birthday with a Trampoline Party. The days of Macdonalds parties were over, this was something really different. The best thing for Penny is that she was better at trampolining than everyone else. Could be this had something to do with choosing this particular venue. Even Terry was bested so Penny decided she had to fall off the trampoline before he got too upset.

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Talks About White House While Attending Ringo's Fifth 60th Birthday Celebration

Sir Paul McCartney Talks About White House While Attending Ringo's Fifth 60th Birthday Celebration

Sir Paul McCartney, much to the chagrin of one Ringo Starr, was surrounded by reporters while he was attending his ex-Beatle partner, Ringo's 60th birthday party (love & peace). Ignoring Ringo's "Hey guys, I'm over HERE!!", reporters asked Sir...

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Funny story: Obama's Birthday Bash Confusion: Exact Date in Question as 3 Countries with Different Time Zones Claim 'Native Son!"

Obama's Birthday Bash Confusion: Exact Date in Question as 3 Countries with Different Time Zones Claim 'Native Son!"

A $30,000 per plate birthday party fund raiser for Barack Obama by a Chicago mobster has reopened unanswered questions about the regime leader's actual birthplace. After the birthday bash announcement by policy & numbers man Jermaine "Crawdad...

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Funny story: Queen sends a Buckingham Palace Diary to Hillary Clinton

Queen sends a Buckingham Palace Diary to Hillary Clinton

Buckingham Palace announced today that the Queen has sent a gift of a Commemorative Diary to US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. A spokesperson for The Palace told reporters that the Queen was personally concerned about the deteriorating 'speci...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Shows Her Uh, Class!

Sandra Bullock Shows Her Uh, Class!

Sandra Bullock showed everyone why she is much liked and her ex husband Jesse James, much despised, by showing up last week to take her stepdaughter out for a special day for her birthday. Where was Jesse? Who knows? Well, probably at least one pe...

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Funny story: Queen's Birthday Party Marred By Massive Food Fight

Queen's Birthday Party Marred By Massive Food Fight

The Queen's Birthday Party descended into chaos yesterday and had to be prematurely broken up as a massive food fight broke out between the guests and their hosts. A source told me that the party, attended by heads of state, and various celebritie...

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Funny story: Pope celebrates 83rd birthday with cake - and a pie in the face

Pope celebrates 83rd birthday with cake - and a pie in the face

THE VATICAN, ROME: Pope Benedict XVI celebrated his 83rd birthday here yesterday. After making a birthday wish he blew out most of the candles on his cake with some help from his fancy-frocked Cardinals, Bishops and other sycophantic Vatican minion...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say It started with a kiss

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say It started with a kiss

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart say "It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this". After a kiss while making the Movie Twilight,then the phenomenal success of the Movie,Pattinson & Stewart are just about the hottest prop...

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