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Funny story: My life as a man #15

My life as a man #15

It's gonna be a crap day! I don't know about you, but I can tell, from the get-go, what kind of day it's going to be as soon as I wake up. If I wake up hearing the birds happily chirping their hearts out and I want to get up and rip their tiny asshole hearts out, it's going to be a shitty day. If I wake up and hear the birds happily chirping their hearts out and I want to go out and fee...

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Funny story: Alfred Hitchcock was a Creepy Old Man Claims Former Starlet

Alfred Hitchcock was a Creepy Old Man Claims Former Starlet

Tippi Hedren, former starlet of the Alfred Hitchcock classic The Birds claims that Hitchcock was a creepy old man. "He was constantly ogling at me and making wear low cut tops and he arranged the cameras so he could see my cleavage," claims Hedre...

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Funny story: US Sending Ospreys to Japan

US Sending Ospreys to Japan

TOKYO (AP) - The United States is moving ahead with plans to deploy its first Ospreys to Japan, despite strong opposition from residents over safety issues and concerns about their behavior patterns. Local residents have heard of the damage they have...

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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Pull Work Stoppage

Twitter Birdies Pull Work Stoppage

Most folks thought it was just a plain old "outage" when there was no Twitter for a while on Thursday. But that's not the whole story. The Spoof has learned that the real reason for the problem (although the company denies it) is that the Twitt...

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Funny story: The Dyson bird feeder is not 100% squirrel proof

The Dyson bird feeder is not 100% squirrel proof

In his bid to make the world are more aesthetic place that is safer, easier to navigate and largely yellow and purple, Dyson's new range of bird feeders have hit the trees and branches of suburbia. "It's an elegant design," said Ellie James, an e...

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Funny story: Carpenter evicts 12 families of African immigrants in one day

Carpenter evicts 12 families of African immigrants in one day

A self-unemployed carpenter from the Irish Midlands has been condemned, castigated and called a callous c-unit for heartlessly evicting twelve families of African immigrants from their temporary accommodation. The families, believed to be from Sou...

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Funny story: Avian Ecologists Challenge Green Energy Advocates

Avian Ecologists Challenge Green Energy Advocates

Sacramento CA: Large wind farms in the Golden State employ upwards of 5,000 wind turbines to generate green electricity. These turbines have been killing federally protected raptors (hawks and eagles), as the birds fly into the windmill blades and ar...

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Funny story: Vicious Seaside Attack Leaves Locals 'Perturbed'

Vicious Seaside Attack Leaves Locals 'Perturbed'

Locals in the harbour town of Brixham have been left 'seriously perturbed', say emergency service personnel, after witnessing a vicious and unprovoked attack on the quayside. Witnesses say that an unnamed woman was eating a choc-ice whilst staring...

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Funny story: More Preposterous Letters To The Editor About Pecking Orders

More Preposterous Letters To The Editor About Pecking Orders

Dire Sear. I have wishings to explort the known phrase, that is of "pecking order". I as you are knowing to, am from the origin, that which is of People's Republic de Chine, or that witch is the "Chinamen" to of old standings, leferences to such Blingo Harlls of etc, Narlwhich, Hrull, Wokington, etc many "Top Rlank" Blingo, fatty comickal jhoke-takure and so Forthe. "Pleas twoe Jingo-Jingo...

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Funny story: Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds at Equator

Magnetic Pole Shift Causes Massive Pile Up of Birds at Equator

The saying "Birds of a Feather Flock Together" rang true today when residents living at or near the equator around the world noticed an over abundance of birds in their yards and fields. Eduardo Morales, who lives just five miles from the Equator...

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Funny story: Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Flocks Of Starlings Forming Over The Vatican In Late September To Signal The End Of The World?

Fatalist extraordinaire, Morbid Gloomy, self styled leader of The End Of The World Is Nigh movement today issued a chilling warning to the rest of humanity, following hot on the heels of massive sardine shoals appearing in the wake of the Japanese ea...

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Funny story: Shriner Clown Wearing Too Many Bright Colors Killed by Hummingbirds

Shriner Clown Wearing Too Many Bright Colors Killed by Hummingbirds

Grand Poobah Darrell Henderson of Little Rock, Arkansas was participating in a "Spring Is Coming" parade by driving his little clown car in a parade that included Miss Rutabaga of 2011 Wednesday when disaster hit. "I don't know why Henderson chose...

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Funny story: Red Imps Join Search For Missing Flightless Bird

Red Imps Join Search For Missing Flightless Bird

Division Two football club, Lincoln City, have boosted the search for a missing flightless bird. Police and animal rights officers are trying to track down the rhea after witnesses reportedly saw it running loose in the Thorpe Culvert area of Linc...

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Funny story: Parrot study findings could explain cause of Beebe Air Crash!

Parrot study findings could explain cause of Beebe Air Crash!

Studies carried out around the world to try to explain the recent loss of thousands of birds falling dead from the sky for no apparent reason includes a study at Peking University of some 350 parrots led by a professor Po Lee. The findings confirm...

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Funny story: Bird Brains Smaller

Bird Brains Smaller

People suffering from the disease known as 'bird brain' have been shown to have 5% smaller brains than normal. The cause of bird brain disease (flutter oiseaux minimus) is unknown but there are several pointers which could explain it. Brains ar...

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Funny story: Mad Pieman Responsible for Louisiana Blackbird Kill, Mystery Finally Solved

Mad Pieman Responsible for Louisiana Blackbird Kill, Mystery Finally Solved

After weeks of investigating the sudden death of thousands of blackbirds that had fallen from the sky after the New Year in the state of Louisiana, it was discovered that the cause of their death was due to a mad pieman who lived in the area. Th...

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Funny story: Cross-breeding in Budgerigars leads to strange genetic deformities

Cross-breeding in Budgerigars leads to strange genetic deformities

Scientists studying the humble budgerigar have spent the last 24 years trying to identify genes which can lead to physical abnormalities. Dr. Ian Boring, PhD student and Darkness fan, was responsible for taking samples of budgerigar sperm and ana...

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