BALI - The host of GMTV with Lorraine, Lorraine Kelly showed off her trimmed down figure while swimming in the waters of Bali. The 50-year-old breakfast show host frolicked, romped, and reveled to her hearts content on the beach while onlookers po...
A clothing chain has withdrawn the sale of its range of padded bikini tops for girls as young as seven following criticism. The company apologised to perverts everywhere for "causing undue excitement" and said it would donate profits to a local sp...
LONDON - A newsreader, has "Outed" herself in a surprise announcement that caused thousands of male fans to say 'what da eff?' The 40-year-old graduate of London University and Christine Keeler College said in an interview with the lesbian publica...
Washington, D.C. - A U.S. Coast Guard naval vessel patrolling the Potomac River has fired on a vessel full of voluptuous blonde ladies taking part in a photo shoot for the swimwear edition of a top men's magazine, while President Obama was heading ac...
London, UK-Teen Werewolf, Chandak Mingan, was successful at keeping his bikini wax job a secret from his parents until the first full moon. As the moon rose on that fateful night he remained hairless. Big, naked, and with long, sharp claws, but still...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Madonna is suing the Vajayjay Bikini Waxing Salon claiming that her botched Brazilian waxing has caused so much pain and suffering, she may have to go back to A-Roid. According to the complaint, Madonna requested a Brazilian wax...
A New Jersey councilwoman is up in arms over a poster of bikini-clad women wearing Aussie Dogs boots displayed in surf shop window because of its location in the historic section of downtown Tuckerton. Liz Moritz told the owners at a Landmarks Co...
Sen. Hillary Clinton gave President-elect Barack Obama's his first brazilian bikini wax today. But his aides are becoming exasperated by the Clinton camp's demands that each pubic hair be individually plucked by former President Bill Clinton. The...
Due to the success of the U.S. Beach Volleyball team (gold medal in the Olympics and over 100 straight victories), the WNBA (Women's National Basketball Association) has decided to adopt the uniform of Misty May-Traenor and Kerri Walsh. From now on,...
Flora May's Beauty Shop, Auto Body and Pint, and Fried Chicken Palace down by the highway has added bikini waxing to their list of services. Owner Flora May announced that she has "added on a new room just for this so's people can get their waxin' i...
Famous fashion designer Ralph Lauren (68) thinks he has stumbled upon on a tremendous idea that will take the fashion world by storm. His is going to design special bikinis for men, the bikinis will be nicknamed the man-kini and Ralph is hoping men w...
A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...
Clark County, Las Vegas - So popular that it was once even considered for an Olympic sporting event by the International Olympic gaming commission before it was beat out by synchronized swimming, the all-female bikini clad mechanical bull riding was...
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - Already compared to child birthing and passing a kidney stone, many women are all to willing to endure such a painful procedure for the smooth clean look they get with a traditional Brazilian Bikini waxing. However, a new Bra...
TV's "Matlock" turned up to promote Lil Kim's new fashion line for oversized short women.
In a recent poll of 100,000 U.S. males a surprising number of men revealed that they found women wearing bikinis more sexually attractive than women wearing wedding gowns.
Who would you rather have mow your yard? The twelve year old next door? A professional landscaping company with high dollar equipment and a huge bill? You after working a ten hour day? Two hot, sweaty chicks in bikinis?...
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