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Funny story: Newsreader Admits She Prefers Bikini Burgers To Hot Dogs

Newsreader Admits She Prefers Bikini Burgers To Hot Dogs

LONDON - A newsreader, has "Outed" herself in a surprise announcement that caused thousands of male fans to say 'what da eff?' The 40-year-old graduate of London University and Christine Keeler College said in an interview with the lesbian publica...

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Funny story: U.S Coast Guard On Potomac Fires On Magazine Swimsuit Issue Photo Shoot

U.S Coast Guard On Potomac Fires On Magazine Swimsuit Issue Photo Shoot

Washington, D.C. - A U.S. Coast Guard naval vessel patrolling the Potomac River has fired on a vessel full of voluptuous blonde ladies taking part in a photo shoot for the swimwear edition of a top men's magazine, while President Obama was heading ac...

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Funny story: Teen Werewolf Rebels - Gets Bikini Wax!

Teen Werewolf Rebels - Gets Bikini Wax!

London, UK-Teen Werewolf, Chandak Mingan, was successful at keeping his bikini wax job a secret from his parents until the first full moon. As the moon rose on that fateful night he remained hairless. Big, naked, and with long, sharp claws, but still...

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Funny story: Madonna Sues Over Botched Landing Strip

Madonna Sues Over Botched Landing Strip

LOS ANGELES, CA - Madonna is suing the Vajayjay Bikini Waxing Salon claiming that her botched Brazilian waxing has caused so much pain and suffering, she may have to go back to A-Roid. According to the complaint, Madonna requested a Brazilian wax...

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Funny story: Town Official Wants Bikini Clad Poster Removed From Surf Shop

Town Official Wants Bikini Clad Poster Removed From Surf Shop

A New Jersey councilwoman is up in arms over a poster of bikini-clad women wearing Aussie Dogs boots displayed in surf shop window because of its location in the historic section of downtown Tuckerton. Liz Moritz told the owners at a Landmarks Co...

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Funny story: Bill could cost Hillary her Waxing post

Bill could cost Hillary her Waxing post

Sen. Hillary Clinton gave President-elect Barack Obama's his first brazilian bikini wax today. But his aides are becoming exasperated by the Clinton camp's demands that each pubic hair be individually plucked by former President Bill Clinton. The...

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Funny story: After Success of Beach Volleyball, WNBA Adopts White Bikinis

After Success of Beach Volleyball, WNBA Adopts White Bikinis

Due to the success of the U.S. Beach Volleyball team (gold medal in the Olympics and over 100 straight victories), the WNBA (Women's National Basketball Association) has decided to adopt the uniform of Misty May-Traenor and Kerri Walsh. From now on,...

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Funny story: Beauty Shop Adds Bikini Waxing to List of Services

Beauty Shop Adds Bikini Waxing to List of Services

Flora May's Beauty Shop, Auto Body and Pint, and Fried Chicken Palace down by the highway has added bikini waxing to their list of services. Owner Flora May announced that she has "added on a new room just for this so's people can get their waxin' i...

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Funny story: Bikinis for men

Bikinis for men

Famous fashion designer Ralph Lauren (68) thinks he has stumbled upon on a tremendous idea that will take the fashion world by storm. His is going to design special bikinis for men, the bikinis will be nicknamed the man-kini and Ralph is hoping men w...

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Funny story: S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...

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Funny story: The New Frontier -- Home of the all-female bikini clad mechanical bull riding team -- demolished; All-girl bar buys the mechanical bulls

The New Frontier -- Home of the all-female bikini clad mechanical bull riding team -- demolished; All-girl bar buys the mechanical bulls

Clark County, Las Vegas - So popular that it was once even considered for an Olympic sporting event by the International Olympic gaming commission before it was beat out by synchronized swimming, the all-female bikini clad mechanical bull riding was...

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Funny story: New Brazilian Bikini Wax procedure may kill you, but it takes years off your hooch

New Brazilian Bikini Wax procedure may kill you, but it takes years off your hooch

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil - Already compared to child birthing and passing a kidney stone, many women are all to willing to endure such a painful procedure for the smooth clean look they get with a traditional Brazilian Bikini waxing. However, a new Bra...

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Funny story: Matlock makes rare appearance to promote Lil Kim clothing line

Matlock makes rare appearance to promote Lil Kim clothing line

TV's "Matlock" turned up to promote Lil Kim's new fashion line for oversized short women.

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Funny story: U.S. Men Prefer Bikinis To Wedding Dresses

U.S. Men Prefer Bikinis To Wedding Dresses

In a recent poll of 100,000 U.S. males a surprising number of men revealed that they found women wearing bikinis more sexually attractive than women wearing wedding gowns.

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Funny story: Lawn Care Company Franchises Mowers in Bikinis Idea

Lawn Care Company Franchises Mowers in Bikinis Idea

Who would you rather have mow your yard? The twelve year old next door? A professional landscaping company with high dollar equipment and a huge bill? You after working a ten hour day? Two hot, sweaty chicks in bikinis?...

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Funny story: Spongebob Unhappy with Bottom Expansion

Spongebob Unhappy with Bottom Expansion

"This is not what Bikini Bottom is supposed to be like," complains Mr.Squarepants. The success of his show has people moving to the Bottom by the dozens. The population increase has pushed the patty capacity of the Krusty Krab to the limi...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan's Breast Falls Out of Bikini

Lindsay Lohan, tired of being out of the news and wanting to promote her new movie, Georgia Rule, has had a recent "nip slip" while vacationing in the Caribbean. The young actress, who has tried to be as big a party girl as Paris and Britney, laughe...

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