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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

HOLLYWOOD - Executives for Lions Face Films have just informed the entertainment media that production will soon begin on the movie Nemo The Blizzard. The motion picture will be shot on location in Boston as soon as production crews can get to the...

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Funny story: Beyonce's Fierce Face Instant Internet Meme :-)

Beyonce's Fierce Face Instant Internet Meme :-)

Pictures just released of Beyonce's fierce face at the Superbowl has become an instant internet meme. Beyonce's ferce expression has caused much humour with computer nerds making her appear like a crazy zombie or a green muscle bound Incredible Hu...

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Funny story: Beyonce Gives Up Lip Syncing For Good

Beyonce Gives Up Lip Syncing For Good

NEW ORLEANS - Beyonce has said that she has really been hurt and offended by all the hateful comments, remarks, and insults due to the fact that she decided to lip sync the "Stars Spangled Banner" at President Obama's Inauguration. The long-legged...

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Funny story: Local Man Experiences Super Bowl Blackout

Local Man Experiences Super Bowl Blackout

Wisconsin man Elliot Holmes experienced his own personal Super Bowl blackout during Sunday's big game and is wondering "what the hell happened?" after waking up in a pool of vomit and urine, his trousers down to his ankles and his dog whimpering in a...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Turns into Darktown Strutters Ball Game

Super Bowl Turns into Darktown Strutters Ball Game

Beyonce blew a fuse. Other speculation centers on one of her dancers tripping over a cord plugged into the central arena socket. Not since 18 minutes disappeared off of President Richard Nixon's Dictaphone has there been such an egregious mystery.

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Funny story: Beyonce Admits to Lip-Syncing Apology for Faking National Anthem

Beyonce Admits to Lip-Syncing Apology for Faking National Anthem

Los Angeles, CA - In a shocking turn of events liable to further upset her harshest critics, Grammy Award winning pop star Beyonce Knowles has now admitted to lip-synching an apology for her recent lip-synced performance of the American national...

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Funny story: President now believed to have lip-synced inaugural speech

President now believed to have lip-synced inaugural speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After President Obama and Aretha Franklin each gave respectively a resounding speech and rendition of the National Anthem four years ago, it seems that the designers of the second inaugural ceremony pulled a full-on Milli Vanilli o...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Is Very Upset With Beyonce

Britney Spears Is Very Upset With Beyonce

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The recently fired X-Factor judge Britney Spears is reportedly extremely angry at fellow singer Beyonce. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Spears told The Views Whoopi Goldberg that she does not appreciate Beyon...

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Funny story: Beyoncé only got to sing 'because she's Michelle's daughter' according to reports

Beyoncé only got to sing 'because she's Michelle's daughter' according to reports

Washington AC/DC - "That's why Michelle was looking daggers at him during the Inauguration Lunch," Republican House Speaker John Boehner's shoe-shine boy commented today on the decision to cherry-pick popular entertainer Beyoncé Knowles to sing the S...

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Funny story: The Reason Rihanna Cancelled Her Nude Appearance In PlayGuy Mens Magazine

The Reason Rihanna Cancelled Her Nude Appearance In PlayGuy Mens Magazine

SAN FRANCISCO - Rihanna was in the audience watching her good friend Beyonce perform before a cheering crowd at The Ipso Facto Coliseum. Half way through the show Beyonce asked Rihanna to join her on stage and she did. The two sang the old Beatles...

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Funny story: Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce has lost all of her baby weight and then some. Even Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West mentioned that the new mama looks as fine as kiwi wine. Beyonce, was recently informed by YoDelle Denzel St. Bling, with Afro Sheen...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Launches a Rival to "The Voice" - With Laxatives and Indian Curry

Simon Cowell Launches a Rival to "The Voice" - With Laxatives and Indian Curry

In a move that has stunned the entertainment world, Simon Cowell has shown that he is still one step ahead of the competition. From LA to London, media were reporting on one story which broke early morning LA time, about a brand new TV format that is...

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Funny story: Bruno Mars To Star With Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez In The Science Fiction Musical, "Doo-Wops & Hooligans"

Bruno Mars To Star With Beyonce, Taylor Swift, and Selena Gomez In The Science Fiction Musical, "Doo-Wops & Hooligans"

HOLLYWOOD - A spokesperson for rhythm and blues reggae singer Bruno Mars has just announced that the Honolulu native has just signed to appear in a motion picture. The science fiction musical titled Doo-Wops & Hooligans will also star popular...

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Funny story: Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

Do Not Touch Blue Ivy™: Beyonce Gets Restraining Order Against The World.

Beyonce and Jay-Z have sent a message to their servants, hangers-on, millionaire pseudofriends and the unwashed masses alike: You may gaze upon Blue Ivy™, but only from 15 feet away. And she's done so with a Retraining Order against the ent...

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Funny story: Brit Soul Singer Adele Accused of Wearing Stolen Clothes At MTV VMAs and Slamming Britain

Brit Soul Singer Adele Accused of Wearing Stolen Clothes At MTV VMAs and Slamming Britain

Adele's biggest moment in her American career, performing live to America's music royalty at the MTV VMAs and been tarnished by her criticism of Britain's leader and accusations her dress was stolen to order during the London riots. US media misinter...

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Funny story: A Pregnant Beyonce Shows She's Not Just Another Pretty Face

A Pregnant Beyonce Shows She's Not Just Another Pretty Face

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce danced a little and lip synced a lot, like most performers, and after her performance at The 28th Annual MTV Music Video Awards Show she picked up her blouse and showed her baby bump which really amounted to a little bump the size...

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Funny story: Beyonce Stops After 3 Months of Non-Stop Dancing to Have Pregnancy Test on MTV VMA's

Beyonce Stops After 3 Months of Non-Stop Dancing to Have Pregnancy Test on MTV VMA's

Global superstar Beyonce was finally able to stop dancing for 30 seconds to accept a quick pregnancy test on the stage of MTV's VMA's. Jay Z her rapster husband has been desperate to confirm whether she is pregnant, having not able to get his wife to...

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