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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Miley Cyrus is livid after hearing that Beyonce attacked her by calling her a peckerhead. Beyonce also stated that the reason why Miley has turned into such a spoiled brat is because she basic...

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Funny story: Beyonce Very Mad At The Hateful Comment Miley Cyrus Made About Her Baby

Beyonce Very Mad At The Hateful Comment Miley Cyrus Made About Her Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce is livid with Miley Cyrus and she has said that the little spoiled brat needs to behave herself and stop acting like the female version of Justin Bieber. Beyonce talked with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine and said that sh...

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Funny story: Beyoncé Banned From Using Any Government Images, Sounds, or Anything, Ever

Beyoncé Banned From Using Any Government Images, Sounds, or Anything, Ever

Washington, DC Pop singer Beyoncé Knowles will never, ever be allowed to use anything that belongs to the government EVER, and the ban will extend to the next nine generations of her family. This was all due to an outcry by the families of the Challe...

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Funny story: Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo To Record A Christmas Album

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest is reporting that he has just learned that Beyonce, Blake Shelton, and Honey Boo Boo will be recording a Christmas album. Seacrest was told by an insider on Team Beyonce that the "Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)" singe...

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Funny story: Beyonce banned from Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Great Wall of China AND Greek Parthenon following Egyptian Great Pyramid debacle

Beyonce banned from Hanging Gardens of Babylon, Great Wall of China AND Greek Parthenon following Egyptian Great Pyramid debacle

New York - "Yeah, we'll, she probably thinks Iraq's Hanging Gardens of Babylon were Saddam's private execution compound, anyway," a Cairo spokesperson said today following reports that Beyoncé Knowles has been banned from several Wonders of the World...

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Funny story: Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

Porn Pop - the latest desperate 'music' genre

A new pigeon hole has had to be created to accommodate what is fast becoming and endemic poison on the music scene. Dubbed 'Porn Pop', it encompasses 'artists' such as Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and Beyoncé, who although profess to be serious...

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Funny story: Toby Keith Hates Kanye West

Toby Keith Hates Kanye West

NASHVILLE - Country artist Toby Keith has made it abundantly clear that he cannot stand the hip hop rapper Kanye West. Keith has remarked to several publications including Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine and Music Notes Magazine that if he ever sees West T...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama had affair with Joe Biden and Beyonce is their hush-hush secret

Michelle Obama had affair with Joe Biden and Beyonce is their hush-hush secret

Washington DC - A box of highly controversial documents once entrusted into Senator Ted Kennedy's safe keeping has come to light with the publication of an explosive new book about Beyonce Knowles. Published this week under the title 'Heavens, Kno...

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Funny story: Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

Beyonce Tells Rihanna To Cool It With The Tattoos

LOS ANGELES - Rihanna has always said that she greatly admires Beyonce and she considers her to be a big sister, but big sister is very angry with her Caribbean little sista. It seems that Beyonce has noticed that Ri-Ri is getting carried away in...

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Funny story: Beyonce Advises Kim Kardashian To Dump Kanye West

Beyonce Advises Kim Kardashian To Dump Kanye West

CUCAMONGA, California - Beyonce performed at a sold out concert at The Santa Ana Winds Arena. After the show she spoke backstage with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine. Beyonce expressed to Miss Dupree how proud she was about her good friend...

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Funny story: Jay-Z and Beyonce Announce Their Brand New Female Product

Jay-Z and Beyonce Announce Their Brand New Female Product

NEW YORK CITY - Jay-Z recently stated why it is that he sold his interest in the NBA Brooklyn Nets. He said that he wants to dedicate more time to his and Beyonce's newly developed product. The product is called Do Rags For The Sistas. Jay-Z sa...

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Funny story: Jay-Z To Sell His Ownership In the Brooklyn Nets

Jay-Z To Sell His Ownership In the Brooklyn Nets

BROOKLYN - Hip hop rapper Shawn Carter, better known as Jay-Z, has just announced that he has decided to sell his ownership share in the NBA Brooklyn Nets. Sporting Chance Magazine writer Hercules Confetti recently sat down with the hip hop rapper...

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Funny story: Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

Fidel Castro Gives Jay-Z 400 Cuban Cigars and Beyonce 200 Pounds of Sugar

HAVANA, Cuba - A lot of U.S. politicians are not happy with the trip that Beyonce and her hip hop husband Jay-Z took to Cuba. They noted that former Cuban president Fidel Castro is still considered to be one of the most hated leaders of the entire...

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Funny story: Cuban Lawmakers Critical of Musician's Visit

Cuban Lawmakers Critical of Musician's Visit

Two Cuban lawmakers are expressing "displeasure" over a trip to the United States this week by Cuban musical comedy stars Ricky Ricardo and Lucy Ricardo. The two reportedly traveled to the United States to mark their sixtieth wedding anniversary.

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Funny story: Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

Tyra Banks Vows To Lose Her Muffin Top

NEW YORK CITY - The host of America's Next Top Model, Tyra Banks, has promised that she is going to do everything within her power to get rid of the muffin top that she has developed over the past few months. Tyra told her good friend Beyonce that...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron To Star In Nemo The Blizzard

HOLLYWOOD - Executives for Lions Face Films have just informed the entertainment media that production will soon begin on the movie Nemo The Blizzard. The motion picture will be shot on location in Boston as soon as production crews can get to the...

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Funny story: Beyonce's Fierce Face Instant Internet Meme :-)

Beyonce's Fierce Face Instant Internet Meme :-)

Pictures just released of Beyonce's fierce face at the Superbowl has become an instant internet meme. Beyonce's ferce expression has caused much humour with computer nerds making her appear like a crazy zombie or a green muscle bound Incredible Hu...

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