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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 17: A New Arrival

Below Decks Chapter 17: A New Arrival

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen Recover from the celebrations? Some bloody chance. Earl Grey was in limbo. Somewhere between life and death. His head belonged to so...

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Funny story: Below Decks: Chapter Sixteen - Numb Skull Island

Below Decks: Chapter Sixteen - Numb Skull Island

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen Roy Turse gradually became aware of the rhythmic sound of creaking timbers and slapping water. The aroma of pitch, overlaid by the stuffiness of the...

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Funny story: Below Decks - Chapter Fifteen - Keep Pulling Together Men

Below Decks - Chapter Fifteen - Keep Pulling Together Men

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen Buck and Pissgums finally looked up at Skoob and said "Now dats a long story..." "This is all a long story," Skoob replied. "Sometimes I don't know where we are or w...

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Funny story: "Below Decks" Writer/Captain Signs on as Guest Speaker for July QM2 Crossing

"Below Decks" Writer/Captain Signs on as Guest Speaker for July QM2 Crossing

Portsmouth, England/ Shipping & Cruising News - A publicist for Spoof Writer, Morse, announced today the booking of the satirical Spoofist as featured speaker on an upcoming transatlantic crossing where he would be discussing behind the scenes d...

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Funny story: Madonna Having 'A Bit Of Trouble' Below Decks

Madonna Having 'A Bit Of Trouble' Below Decks

Squillionairess, superstar, mistress of reinvention and children's book writer Madonna was reportedly today in a state of extreme frustration resulting from the very real reality that not one single individual has as yet championed her for a part in...

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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter Fourteen - The French Letter

Below Decks Chapter Fourteen - The French Letter

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen Captain Morse stumbled on deck shivering and murmured something about being lost on an iceberg with a monkey, "Sounds like another miasmic fantasy brought on by the quinine" Dr. Vic deduc...

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Funny story: Below Decks, Chapter 13 Sometimes, All is Not Well and Didn't End Well Either

Below Decks, Chapter 13 Sometimes, All is Not Well and Didn't End Well Either

Below Decks Chapter 13 Sometimes, All is Not Well (and Didn't End Well Either) Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve It had been ten days since the events with the French ship. The Captain had put a prize crew on board and sent them ho...

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Funny story: 'Below Decks' Crew To Climb K2 For Charity

'Below Decks' Crew To Climb K2 For Charity

Reports are beginning to circulate that the scurvy seadog Below Decks crew are to attempt an assault on Karakoram giant and second highest mountain in the world, K2. Although not quite as high as Everest, K2 is universally acknowledged as being th...

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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 11 : Craft & Guile and the Promise of Pussy : A Cunning Morse Turns Tragedy into Triumph!

Below Decks Chapter 11 : Craft & Guile and the Promise of Pussy : A Cunning Morse Turns Tragedy into Triumph!

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten Several Months after the successful taking of the prize ship Madoff, surviving raging storms, an electrical outage, a becalming, the incessant pontifical sermons of the False Father, Birbee, the Buggerall suddenly finds itself in Dire Str...

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Funny story: Pirate copy of Below Decks: The Movie seized by police

Pirate copy of Below Decks: The Movie seized by police

Police in Bristol have today announced the seizure of what they say is a pirate copy of the upcoming Below Decks film. Although the actual movie has not yet been finished, this version has been hurriedly created to cash in on the phenomenon. It is...

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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter 10: God is in His Heaven, and Billy's Down by the Bay

Below Decks Chapter 10: God is in His Heaven, and Billy's Down by the Bay

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine Previously......... There was a battle coming. It was sure to be bloody. It was sure to be brief. But this band of misfits, lunatics, stowaways, and nuts were something to be feared. And Earl Grey was in there with them. Matron would have been so proud...

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Funny story: Remember Zumziblatoo? It's Back

Remember Zumziblatoo? It's Back

Readers may remember the infamous Zumziblatoo computer hack that was documented here and on several computer security sites about a month ago. It allowed hackers to remove items from the search listings of Google so they would not appear in subseque...

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Funny story: Pirate Ship Sighted Sailing Up The Thames

Pirate Ship Sighted Sailing Up The Thames

Today a pirate ship was sighted sailing up the River Thames. It is thought that "The Buggerall" is carrying a crew hellbent on destruction, all except Dr Vic who just wants to see sailors' bottoms. The crew are led by the notorious pirate Captain...

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Funny story: Below Decks Chapter Eight: Mushrooms On The Menu

Below Decks Chapter Eight: Mushrooms On The Menu

Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven "Prepare to board the Maddoff?! But I'm a botanist!" cried Earl Grey. "Not anymore", replied Captain Morse, "you are a pirate. Now do as you are told and prepare to board!" Earl Grey was scared. No, really scared. It was the type of fear that got hold of you when, after an awfull...

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Funny story: NC Pirate Musuem Opens to Record Crowds Due to Hysteria Over "Below Decks" Saga Featured on The Spoof!

NC Pirate Musuem Opens to Record Crowds Due to Hysteria Over "Below Decks" Saga Featured on The Spoof!

Raleigh, NC/ Chamber of Commerce News Alert - In the biggest stimulus to the faltering North Carolina economy, a long planned Pirate Museum opened this week in Raleigh, to enthusiastic crowds spurred on by the unprecedented success of a Pirate Saga...

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Funny story: Furore As Long John Silver Turns Down 'Below Decks' Segment

Furore As Long John Silver Turns Down 'Below Decks' Segment

The refusal of the most famous pirate in the world, Long John Silver, to contribute a segment to the Spoof.com's collaborative exercise, 'Below Decks' has sparked Global outrage. Long John Silver has isolated himself in his Caribbean home since Su...

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Funny story: Google, Facebook, Wikipedia all want a piece of TheSpoof.com

Google, Facebook, Wikipedia all want a piece of TheSpoof.com

Google Inc. has approached the management at TheSpoof.com following the massive publicity surrounding the Below Decks phenomenon. For those few people who may not have heard of it, this is a collaborative story which has attracted huge interest in t...

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