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Funny story: Lonely Beavers Stuck in Gay Massachusetts

Lonely Beavers Stuck in Gay Massachusetts

The Commonwealth of Massachusetts is reporting that a recent influx of beaver in the state has caused hardships for many residents.

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Funny story: First Beaver Spotted in New York River in Over 100 Years

First Beaver Spotted in New York River in Over 100 Years

The first beaver to swin in the Bronx river in over 100 years was spotted by dock workers yesterday. Beavers had not been seen in the area due to development, construction, increasing pollution and human population, and the destruction of natural fo...

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Funny story: Residents Hold First Annual Beaver Pageant; Beavers Hired In Canada To Teach "Civil" Engineering and Revolutionize Antiquated University System

Residents Hold First Annual Beaver Pageant; Beavers Hired In Canada To Teach "Civil" Engineering and Revolutionize Antiquated University System

Residents in a north Raleigh neighborhood celebrated their first annual Beaver Pageant yesterday. The pageant was put on to draw attention to the problem of beavers taking over subdivisions,terrorizing occupants and building their homes out of code f...

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Funny story: George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Desperate to stop the Iraqi civil war and to beef up the morale of US troops, President Bush has recruited Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to take part in a "beaver patrol" of that war-torn country.

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Funny story: "Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women

"Super Beavers" Terrorizing N.C. Suburbs May Be Sex-Starved Women

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The "Super Beavers" felling trees and slapping tail in suburb Raleigh are probably sex-starved women, according University of North Carolina researchers.

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Funny story: Beavers Terrorize Subdivision-Scientists Fear It May Be Super Beaver

Beavers Terrorize Subdivision-Scientists Fear It May Be Super Beaver

RALEIGH - In a scene right out of Hitchcock's "The Birds," Orwell's Animal Farm, or the movie "Caddyshack," a north Raleigh man complained today that beavers will not leave his trees alone. Toursaton Wilhelm, since...

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Funny story: CIA Arrest Mrs. Cleaver

CIA Arrest Mrs. Cleaver

Perfect town, USA - Mrs. Cleaver, legendary matriarch of the model American family, portrayed on the popular TV show "Leave it to Beaver," was interrogated and subsequently arrested, after a neighbor made an anonymous call and reported suspicious beh...

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