Barack Obama has controversially won the Miss Galaxy contest this year, despite being male. Many contestants have protested about him. The head judge of the contest said, "We do not apologise for Barack Obama's win. We felt that Mr Obama had the p...
It's been a controversial issue for a while amongst pageant insiders, judges, and competitors all over the United States and bordering neighbors, Canada and Mexico. Starting in 2005 with a request from 4-year old Sophia Clarkman's mother, Jane C...
Miss California is not backing down from the answer she gave regarding getting married with only a man. She gave the answer on Sunday night's Miss USA telecast. After giving her answer on Sunday night, Miss Prejean has been receiving horrifying ca...
Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler has resigned as co-executive director of the Miss California USA pageant Wednesday, saying she no longer believes in the organization because of pageant owner Donald Trump's decision to let the state's controversial tit...
Some female somewhere in the vast world, moderately good looking, winner of "I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-someplace-this-year" contesting in yet another 'I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-some-bigger-place-t...
Newchurch - Local beauties paraded this week in the annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant. The pageant has been a source of controversy at it is now being held only every other year causing some to complain that it should not be advertised as an...
A Roman Catholic Nun has come up with an idea of showing Monks and Friars off in a kind of beauty contest. Sister Mary Theresa of the Poor Claires Convent in Skelmersdale has asked permission from her Mother Superior, Sister Agnes Ravioli to publish...
Early on in the campaign Joe Biden, now the demo vice candie, called Obama:"the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy". Eloquent, intelligent and attractice Blacks with good hygiene have taken...
Caracas Venezuela-- The Miss Universe pageant was held over the weekend in this capital city. Contestants came from all over the world and even from other planets. A contestant from the Triffid Nebula was crowned Miss Universe.
Nha Trang, Vietnam - (Sore Ass Mess): The Curse of Agent Orange was blamed today as comely Texan Crystal Stewart tripped and fell flat on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam today.
Las Vegas - (Botox Ass Mess): A 22 year-old Texan pharmacology entrepreneur (sic) has been crowned Ms United States after a close-run contest of the nation's finest.
The Miss Black America beauty pageant reports that only 49 of the 50 states are represented in it. As in every year this pageant has been held, there is no Miss Black Idaho. Pageant coordinator Sleazette Jones blamed this on the contestants' flue...
A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...
Residents in a north Raleigh neighborhood celebrated their first annual Beaver Pageant yesterday. The pageant was put on to draw attention to the problem of beavers taking over subdivisions,terrorizing occupants and building their homes out of code f...
NEW YORK, December 28, Reuters - Renegade Miss USA Tara Conner announced today that she has donated organs to a child in exchange for yet another chance to retain her crown.
Trump Tower, NY - (Ass Mess): Notorious ageing rug-man and diehard aficionado of the bald-patch slick-over Donald Trump has vowed in public to strip Ms USA.
NAPLES - A Florida resident won the Mrs. Senior America Contest yesterday after she swept all three rounds. In a unanimous decision, judges nominated Mrs. Viola Kazerinski, mother of three children and 10 grandchildren, as the winner of this year'...
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