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Funny story: Beauty Pageant Official Quits Over Trump's Decision

Beauty Pageant Official Quits Over Trump's Decision

Former Miss USA Shanna Moakler has resigned as co-executive director of the Miss California USA pageant Wednesday, saying she no longer believes in the organization because of pageant owner Donald Trump's decision to let the state's controversial tit...

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Funny story: Some female says something some others don't want to hear and becomes famous

Some female says something some others don't want to hear and becomes famous

Some female somewhere in the vast world, moderately good looking, winner of "I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-someplace-this-year" contesting in yet another 'I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-some-bigger-place-t...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight Beauty Contest Winner Named

Isle of Wight Beauty Contest Winner Named

Newchurch - Local beauties paraded this week in the annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant. The pageant has been a source of controversy at it is now being held only every other year causing some to complain that it should not be advertised as an...

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Funny story: Holy Hunks! Monks on view

Holy Hunks! Monks on view

A Roman Catholic Nun has come up with an idea of showing Monks and Friars off in a kind of beauty contest. Sister Mary Theresa of the Poor Claires Convent in Skelmersdale has asked permission from her Mother Superior, Sister Agnes Ravioli to publish...

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Funny story: Obama Wins Mr America Contest!

Obama Wins Mr America Contest!

Early on in the campaign Joe Biden, now the demo vice candie, called Obama:"the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy". Eloquent, intelligent and attractice Blacks with good hygiene have taken...

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Funny story: Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Caracas Venezuela-- The Miss Universe pageant was held over the weekend in this capital city. Contestants came from all over the world and even from other planets. A contestant from the Triffid Nebula was crowned Miss Universe.

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Funny story: Vietnamese hex blamed as Miss USA falls on her ass during Miss Universe pageant

Vietnamese hex blamed as Miss USA falls on her ass during Miss Universe pageant

Nha Trang, Vietnam - (Sore Ass Mess): The Curse of Agent Orange was blamed today as comely Texan Crystal Stewart tripped and fell flat on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam today.

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Funny story: Texan Crystle Meth crowned Ms United States

Texan Crystle Meth crowned Ms United States

Las Vegas - (Botox Ass Mess): A 22 year-old Texan pharmacology entrepreneur (sic) has been crowned Ms United States after a close-run contest of the nation's finest.

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Funny story: Beauty pageant one contestant short; Ebonics blamed

Beauty pageant one contestant short; Ebonics blamed

The Miss Black America beauty pageant reports that only 49 of the 50 states are represented in it. As in every year this pageant has been held, there is no Miss Black Idaho. Pageant coordinator Sleazette Jones blamed this on the contestants' flue...

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Funny story: West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

West Midlands Town Is Hotbed Of Ugliness

A West Midlands town has been declared the "Ugliest Town In Britain" according to an article in a style magazine. Dudley, near Birmingham, itself no picture, won the accolade, beating 750 other towns and cities throughout the UK, says the article in...

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Funny story: Residents Hold First Annual Beaver Pageant; Beavers Hired In Canada To Teach "Civil" Engineering and Revolutionize Antiquated University System

Residents Hold First Annual Beaver Pageant; Beavers Hired In Canada To Teach "Civil" Engineering and Revolutionize Antiquated University System

Residents in a north Raleigh neighborhood celebrated their first annual Beaver Pageant yesterday. The pageant was put on to draw attention to the problem of beavers taking over subdivisions,terrorizing occupants and building their homes out of code f...

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Funny story: Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

Miss USA Tara Conner Donates Organs To Child, Who Demands Crown

NEW YORK, December 28, Reuters - Renegade Miss USA Tara Conner announced today that she has donated organs to a child in exchange for yet another chance to retain her crown.

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Funny story: Trump threatens to strip Ms USA

Trump threatens to strip Ms USA

Trump Tower, NY - (Ass Mess): Notorious ageing rug-man and diehard aficionado of the bald-patch slick-over Donald Trump has vowed in public to strip Ms USA.

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Funny story: Florida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest

Florida Resident Wins Mrs. Senior America Contest

NAPLES - A Florida resident won the Mrs. Senior America Contest yesterday after she swept all three rounds. In a unanimous decision, judges nominated Mrs. Viola Kazerinski, mother of three children and 10 grandchildren, as the winner of this year'...

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