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Funny story: Candice Glover and Janelle Arthur Both Hit It Out of The Park on American Idol

Candice Glover and Janelle Arthur Both Hit It Out of The Park on American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - The latest edition of American Idol featured the contestants singing songs from the Beatles Songbook. AI host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest appeared a little sad due to the fact that he and his girlfriend of two years Julianne Hough had just...

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Funny story: Gee, Paul McCartney never heard that question before

Gee, Paul McCartney never heard that question before

LONDON, U.K.--English rock legend Paul McCartney was apparently surprised yesterday, when he was given a question which he totally hasn't heard before. The singer-songwriter claimed that not once in his 50 years of public life has he been forced to a...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney To Release New Version of 'Hey Jude'

Sir Paul McCartney To Release New Version of 'Hey Jude'

Sir Paul McCartney has announced he is to release a new updated version of The Beatles 1968 classic 'Hey Jude'. Sir Paul, who performed Hey Jude during his recent live London 2012 Olympic Games opening ceremony gig on 27 July impressed himself so muc...

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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paul McCartney of The Beatles

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paul McCartney of The Beatles

Paul McCartney played the bass guitar with The Beatles which is the most famous band in the history of recorded music. The Beatles got their start back in the early 60s at Liverpool's Cavern Club. At one time they were actually known as The Sil…

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Funny story: A Ringo Ate My Baby!

A Ringo Ate My Baby!

Former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr has been accused of creeping into a Boy Scout camp site and pilfering candy from rucksacks as sleeping scouts lay unawares in their tents. Reports from Dorking, England suggest that the nasally challenged musicia...

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Funny story: The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

The Reason Why The Beatles Museum In Hamburg, Germany Is Closing

HAMBURG, Germany - The great big yellow submarine that looms over the entrance to The Beatlemania Museum in downtown Hamburg will soon be sailing away for parts unknown. Loretta Piffinshaw with London's Ta Ta For Now News traveled to the German ci...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

Paul McCartney Stubbornly Refusing To Boost Album Sales By 'Dying'

LONDON--Despite the postmortem album sales success of such musicians as Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson, former Beatles frontman Paul McCartney is flat-out refusing to help increase the pop group's album sales by simply ending his own life. "P...

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Funny story: One Direction V The Beatles To The Death

One Direction V The Beatles To The Death

One Direction have admitted that they see a lot of the aspects of what made the Beatles famous in themselves. Back and to the Left didn't know that the Beatles had 26 different writers on their debut album, but then again we spent a lot of the sixtie...

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Funny story: Selected Ridiculous Letters To The Editor

Selected Ridiculous Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, I note that Paddington Bear will appear at Dalemain country house near Ullswater on the 25th and 26th of February, where he will visit The World's Original Marmalade Awards & Festival. He won't, though, not really. Because he doesn't actually exist, does he? Some soft-headed twerp buys his idiotic wife a teddy bear, then decides to write a book about an imaginary bear. It t...

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Funny story: The day the music died

The day the music died

There was an international outpouring of sympathy at the weekend for the death of Whitney Houston. But another less celebrated musician died on the same day, whose passing has barely been mentioned in the newspapers. Johnny "John" Johnson had a musical career spanning five decades. A few weeks ago, TheSpoof were lucky enough to interview him for the last time, barring a now-unlikely comeback. T...

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Funny story: Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

LOS ANGELES - Reports out of LaLaLand are that the much troubled actress Heather Locklear has been told that she needs to make arrangements to enter into a rehab clinic. A close, unnamed friend informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 50-year-old Loc...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Strongly Suggests That Iraq Become Our 51st State

Michele Bachmann Strongly Suggests That Iraq Become Our 51st State

INDIANOLA, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour pulled into Indianola, Iowa, home of Indianola Indian Corn Tortilla Mix. She was greeted in the parking lot of the local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack by a crowd...

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Funny story: Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

December 8, 2011, marks the 31st anniversary of the passing of John Lennon who was part of the Beatles considered by many to be the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Hundreds of articles have been written about John over the past years including some which talked about the performers who influenced him, his early childhood growing up in Liverpool, and his uncanny ability to write a compl...

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Funny story: Paul "Gold Mine" McCartney Marries Again And Explains Why

Paul "Gold Mine" McCartney Marries Again And Explains Why

LONDON, England - Former Beatle Paul McCartney has married for a third time. And the new Mrs. Paul McCartney is American heiress Nancy Shevell, 51. Guests included Ringo Starr, Twiggy, Barbara Walters, Ron Wood, Angus T. Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Ro...

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Funny story: Sir Paul marries his third, hopefully it's not just a "Day in the life"!

Sir Paul marries his third, hopefully it's not just a "Day in the life"!

Ex-Beatle and devoted "veggie burger" (is he still?) Sir Paul McCartney has just married his third wife after a wild, rather nasty affair with his second and super marriage with Linda, who unfortunately died and left Sir Paul sadly alone despite all...

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Funny story: The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

HOLLYWOOD - Never in the history of a network self-promoting one of its own shows has a show received the hours and hours of promo ads that a show called Whitney has received. The Whitney in the title is the relatively unknown Whitney Cummings who...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

MALIBU BEACH - Three of the top singing sensations in America, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato recently learned while swimming at the beach home of their good friend Twilight star Rob Pattinson that they all love Beatles music. As the...

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