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Funny story: One Direction V The Beatles To The Death

One Direction V The Beatles To The Death

One Direction have admitted that they see a lot of the aspects of what made the Beatles famous in themselves. Back and to the Left didn't know that the Beatles had 26 different writers on their debut album, but then again we spent a lot of the sixtie...

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Funny story: Selected Ridiculous Letters To The Editor

Selected Ridiculous Letters To The Editor

Dear Sir, I note that Paddington Bear will appear at Dalemain country house near Ullswater on the 25th and 26th of February, where he will visit The World's Original Marmalade Awards & Festival. He won't, though, not really. Because he doesn't actually exist, does he? Some soft-headed twerp buys his idiotic wife a teddy bear, then decides to write a book about an imaginary bear. It t...

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Funny story: The day the music died

The day the music died

There was an international outpouring of sympathy at the weekend for the death of Whitney Houston. But another less celebrated musician died on the same day, whose passing has barely been mentioned in the newspapers. Johnny "John" Johnson had a musical career spanning five decades. A few weeks ago, TheSpoof were lucky enough to interview him for the last time, barring a now-unlikely comeback. T...

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Funny story: Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

Heather Locklear Told To Check Herself Into A Rehab Clinic or Risk Being Deported

LOS ANGELES - Reports out of LaLaLand are that the much troubled actress Heather Locklear has been told that she needs to make arrangements to enter into a rehab clinic. A close, unnamed friend informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that the 50-year-old Loc...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann Strongly Suggests That Iraq Become Our 51st State

Michele Bachmann Strongly Suggests That Iraq Become Our 51st State

INDIANOLA, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour pulled into Indianola, Iowa, home of Indianola Indian Corn Tortilla Mix. She was greeted in the parking lot of the local Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck Chicken Shack by a crowd...

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Funny story: Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

Ten More Little Known Facts About John Lennon of The Beatles

December 8, 2011, marks the 31st anniversary of the passing of John Lennon who was part of the Beatles considered by many to be the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Hundreds of articles have been written about John over the past years including some which talked about the performers who influenced him, his early childhood growing up in Liverpool, and his uncanny ability to write a compl...

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Funny story: Paul "Gold Mine" McCartney Marries Again And Explains Why

Paul "Gold Mine" McCartney Marries Again And Explains Why

LONDON, England - Former Beatle Paul McCartney has married for a third time. And the new Mrs. Paul McCartney is American heiress Nancy Shevell, 51. Guests included Ringo Starr, Twiggy, Barbara Walters, Ron Wood, Angus T. Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Ro...

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Funny story: Sir Paul marries his third, hopefully it's not just a "Day in the life"!

Sir Paul marries his third, hopefully it's not just a "Day in the life"!

Ex-Beatle and devoted "veggie burger" (is he still?) Sir Paul McCartney has just married his third wife after a wild, rather nasty affair with his second and super marriage with Linda, who unfortunately died and left Sir Paul sadly alone despite all...

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Funny story: The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

The New Sit-Com 'Whitney' Hasn't Even Premiered Yet and It Reportedly Has Already Been Cancelled!

HOLLYWOOD - Never in the history of a network self-promoting one of its own shows has a show received the hours and hours of promo ads that a show called Whitney has received. The Whitney in the title is the relatively unknown Whitney Cummings who...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Beatles "Yellow Submarine"

MALIBU BEACH - Three of the top singing sensations in America, Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato recently learned while swimming at the beach home of their good friend Twilight star Rob Pattinson that they all love Beatles music. As the...

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Funny story: Miliband accuses Cameron of subliminal advertising

Miliband accuses Cameron of subliminal advertising

Today Ed Miliband accused PM David Cameron of shamelessly accepting money to advertise the release of The Beatles back catalogue on iTunes. Miliband claims that a recent speech Cameron made to party members contained multiple references to Beatle songs. Below are a few edited highlights of that very speech. Some people said the conservative party was finished and that either I'm a loser, or...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones To Reissue '19th Nervous Breakdown' In Honour Of Man United

Rolling Stones To Reissue '19th Nervous Breakdown' In Honour Of Man United

The Stones classic 19th Nervous Breakdown is to be reissued next Monday on iTunes in tribute to Manchester United's record breaking 19th Premiership title success - and as a direct snub to Merseyside, and Liverpool fans in particular. A spokesman...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

Sir Paul McCartney Engaged! - And Once Again On The Long and Winding Road To Throwing Away Millions and Millions More of His Money

LONDON - Former Beatles member Paul McCartney has just announced that he is engaged to girlfriend Nancy Shevell. Chatsworth Wiggonholt of Ta Ta For Now News stated that McCartney is worth in the neighborhood of $800 million [£489,000 U.K.]. Wig...

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Funny story: Kate Shocks Prince William On Their Wedding Night With A Brand New "Bikini Line" Tattoo

Kate Shocks Prince William On Their Wedding Night With A Brand New "Bikini Line" Tattoo

LONDON - Prior to the Royal Wedding Day, Kate Middleton had confided to her sister Pippa that she had a wedding night surprise for William that she knew was going to literally knock his Royal socks off. And reports from Brompton Boxgrove of The Ti...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record A CD Featuring Updated Versions Of Beatles Songs

Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record A CD Featuring Updated Versions Of Beatles Songs

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber has stated that he will be going into The West Coast Woodstock Recording Studio located in Tarzana to record a CD featuring updated Beatles songs. Bieber, who has rewritten most of the songs that will be appearing on th...

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Funny story: Ringo Starr's Home Demolished

Ringo Starr's Home Demolished

News from the Entertainment world and Beatles Drummer Ringo Starr's house has been demolished. As usual though with such dealings, nothing quite went to plan. The story has been hovering for a while and due to legal wrangling only just happened bu...

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Funny story: Beatles Weekend In Raploch

Beatles Weekend In Raploch

Raploch, Stirling is hosting its first ever Beatles Weekend in September 2011, when tribute bands from all over Europe will be descending on the troubled estate for 2 days of nostalgia. To celebrate the occasion, local group The Buckfast Five are releasing their own takes on Fab Four classics. Tracklisting is - I Want To Hold Your Jacket Please Mr Postman (Geez Ma Giro) Can...

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