Koala Lumpur - An American black bear became enraged this weekend at a Malaysian zoo and broke out of it's enclosure after being taunted by a twelve year old boy who tossed caramel corn just out of reach of the tormented beast. The agitated ursa l...
Police raiding a marijuana farm in western Canada were astonished to find bears apparently guarding it. However initial alarm wore off when officers realised the 10 or so bears did not behave aggressively and were in fact docile and tame due to b...
Stories currently circulating the internet about a bear that had a jar stuck on its head, or about a jar that had a bear stuck on its head, have prompted a Wetwang man to tell his own extraordinary tale about a jar he has kept on his head for the las...
A Florida plastic jar survived three days with a bear on its head. The jar or bottle, believed to have once contained milk or some other liquid, was minding its own business when suddenly a black bear fell on it. Although the jar attempted to stru...
After getting his head stuck in a jar, a black bear residing in Florida has been chosen to fly into space! A NASA scientist observing the bear in its stressful situation immediately contracted it to fly on Apollo 113 (who?) for a trip to the moon...
Real sad news for bear lovers this morning, as news emerges that the Mama bear whose cub got caught up in a camper's fishing net (as seen on worldwide TV) has been euthanized. Killed. Put down. Poor ole Momma Bear, who went on the offensive...
Montana wild life officials now claim that the animal attacks once thought to be bear attacks were really wild poodles. These attacks that killed one and injured two were first reported as being grizzly bears. One of the park rangers, an avid p...
Raging Bear Attacks House of Noted Outdoorsman and Lives! Tunk Lake Road, Somewhere in Downeast Maine. There was a near tragedy to the professional painting community early this morning which was narrowly avoided when a crazed 450 pound brown bear attacked the home of Willard Hardy and was driven off with out suffering a scratch. Willard also survived the confrontation, but said he was lef...
OKEHAMPTON, Devon - Twelve tourists, all Girl Guides from Prestwick, were injured, three seriously enough to require hospitalization, in a seven car pile up on the Westbound A30, late Sunday afternoon. Nine others were treated, and released, at the...
Girdwood, Alaska - Al Gore, on a expedition to Alaska to study the effect of global warming on wildlife, was mauled by a temperamental bi-sexual bear. The incident happened while Mr. Gore was touring a wildlife sanctuary outside this small northern A...
Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...
For those of you planning to go camping in the near future, here are some tips on what to do should a bear approach you and your family at your campsite: Prepare ahead of time. Take a neighbor's kid-they always want to go- and put some bacon grease on his pants cuffs and let him sleep closest to the tent flap. If you wake up and it's YOU a bear is sniffing, immediately shat your pants. Altho...
In celebration of the 50th birthday of Paddington Bear, the Cleavland Zoo announced today that they would be re-naming one of their bears, Paddington. His name up until now was Neil. Cleavland Zoo representative Barry Brown said that they had want...
The Organizing Committee for the FIFA U-20 World Cup met in Zurich yesterday under the leadership of FIFA vice-president and chairman Jack A. Warner who expressed his delight with the advanced status of the competition's organizational preparatio...
In an almost futile attempt to inject some life back into the tired Big Brother franchise Channel 4 have announced that BB9 contestants will face the additional challenge of fighting off hungry grizzly bears in the Diary Room.
Hollywood, Ca - (Bear-Faced Cheek Mess): In a clear case of mistaken identity a grizzly bear has killed his handler after mistaking him for Semi-Pro co-star Will Ferrell.
The World Wildlife Fund has slammed "irresponsible" zoos for naming their cutest additions with distasteful and degrading names. "This has got to stop." said WWF Spokesperson Lucy Lastic," These bears are becoming a laughing...
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