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Funny story: Fabric from planet Krypton 'can stop bullets'; Clark Kent and Dr Shazam aid in tests

Fabric from planet Krypton 'can stop bullets'; Clark Kent and Dr Shazam aid in tests

Fabric from the planet Krypton, home of celebrity crime-fighter Superman, has been shown to literally stop bullets in tests carried out by UK scientists at BAE systems in Bristol. A scrap of the material was provided by reporter Clark Kent, known ass...

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Funny story: Batman rushes back to Gotham City as Robin arrested for Murder

Batman rushes back to Gotham City as Robin arrested for Murder

The Caped Crusader, alias Batman, has rushed back to Gotham City, after getting a message that Robin, had been arrested for murder. It turned out however that some JOKER had given Batman, the wrong information as the Robin, who was arrested was Robi...

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Funny story: Mr Freeze is freezing the World blames Batman

Mr Freeze is freezing the World blames Batman

News is reaching us from Gotham City that Mr Freeze pissed off with Batman who has caught him every time in the past is continuing his campaign to f-f-f-freeze the world. Batman And Robin both agree that they are at fault in not catching Mr Freez...

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Funny story: Batman Retires

Batman Retires

He has fought Gotham City's Criminal's and Mad Men,for the last 70 years. But today The Dark Knight has officially announced he is retiring from crime fighting. Batman made the announcement on his official website,live from the Batcave. "I'm ge...

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Funny story: Watchmen movie 'unfilmable and unfilmed'

Watchmen movie 'unfilmable and unfilmed'

Makers of the new Watchmen film have admitted there is no film but they still anticipate to break box office records. Director Zack Snyder admitted he had taken the budget and just gone on holiday, leaving the studio to release 163 minutes of a bl...

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Funny story: Batman Laid Off As Recession Hits Gotham City

Batman Laid Off As Recession Hits Gotham City

The depth of the recession in the US became even clearer today with the news that Gotham City has despensed with the services of Batman. The caped crusader, who has been on payroll of the city's police department since the late 1960s was given the...

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Funny story: Batman Return Not Until 2010

Batman Return Not Until 2010

Looks like it's bad news for impatient Batman fans as the next scheduled appearance isn't until 2010. Of course, the economy crisis could bring him back sooner and Bruce could help give the United States a helping hand but it looks like 2010.

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Funny story: Little Tommy trades his Batman sheets for Princess Barbie

Little Tommy trades his Batman sheets for Princess Barbie

Little Tommy Wallerby had quite the outing on December 1, 2008. The four-year-old tyke's West Vancouver parents were a little put off when their belligerent son requested Princess Barbie sheets during a recent family shopping trip to Wal Mart.

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Funny story: Pentagon To Close Down Camp Batman

Pentagon To Close Down Camp Batman

It's official now, as of this morning, Camp Batman is closing in the latest cost-cutting measures of the Pentagon, according to General D.C. Kane. "This was a great place in its heyday back in the Sixties", stated General Kane. "We had highly trai...

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Funny story: Bale Needs Bail

Bale Needs Bail

Christian Bale, the dark knight of the newest Batman big hit needs bail money. The Welshman is accused of assaulted his mom and sis and is now in the slammer.

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Funny story: John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

(Washington, D.C.) "The night is always darkest before the dawn." So begins Harvey Dent's observation on Gotham City's crime spree in "The Dark Knight". And it's the same beginning for a press release...

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Funny story: Senator Leahy's Batman Cameo Inspires Flood of Politico Film Appearances

Senator Leahy's Batman Cameo Inspires Flood of Politico Film Appearances

Senator Patrick Leahy has a brief appearance in the new Batman film and his political peers are clamoring for equal Hollywood time.

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Funny story: Batman's Identity Still Unknown. Christian Bale a Batfraud.

Batman's Identity Still Unknown. Christian Bale a Batfraud.

Gotham City, U.S.A.- In a shocking discovery earlier this week, Christian Bale has been outted as a fraud.

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Funny story: Heath Ledger Murder Rumors Unfounded

Heath Ledger Murder Rumors Unfounded

Heath Ledger was found dead in New York City (sometimes referred to as Gotham). Rumors that this was a murder carried out by Cesar Romero, Jack Nicholson, and Mark Hamill have not been substantiated, according to local police.

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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne to be next Batman Villian

Ozzy Osbourne to be next Batman Villian

Lawyers for Ozzy Osbourne and the the new media comglomorate Bat Productions are in final negotiations for Rock Legend Osbourne to appear in the latest Batman Movie Batman - "The early years" as the latest and baddest Super Villian Rockman.

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Funny story: Bush 9/11 Team Sets Fire to Batman Set

Bush 9/11 Team Sets Fire to Batman Set

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Chicago - Today, the set of the new Batman movie went up in flames. It was suggested that the fire started in the ventilation system of the building, and was set by the same people who rigged the explosives in New York's 9...

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Funny story: De Niro Says No...

De Niro Says No...

'I'm sorry... I can't do it... not now, not ever!' These were the words uttered by Robert De Niro after he was offered the role of The Joker in the new Batman-vehicle projected for sometime in 2008, with Christian Bale and Michael Cai...

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