CHICAGO – (Sports Satire) – The city of Chicago is rocking and rolling like never before at the announcement that the greatest NBA player to ever dribble a basketball is returning to the court. Yes, Sports Bet Gazette reporter Zorro La Bamba has j…
OAKLAND, California – The owner of the Golden State Warriors, Peter Guber, has just informed the sports media that he has finally decided on a new team nickname to replace his team’s anti-Native-America name. Guber stated that after receiving peti…
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The Directors of the NCAA March Madness Collegiate Basketball Tournament have just announced that one of the top 68 teams has been disqualified. Director Chauncey K. Pillizacano told the news media that Johnny Reb…
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – The sports media covering the March Madness tournament is reporting that a bit of a controversy has just hit the arena fans. It appears that shooting guard Clive "The Gazelle" Scotia, with Statue of Liberty Univers…
INDIANAPOLIS – (Sports Satire) – After an entire year of planning, the NCAA March Madness Coalition, is finally getting the show on the road, as they say in the circus world. The March Madness Coalition led by executive director Felix K. Burntwhis…
Here are the yesterday's scores from the sports leagues; Philadelphia Feet 5, Boston Crinkles 3. Toronto Whatevers 8, Montreal Whoopsies 0. Moscow Yikes! at Tokyo Mothras (postponed because of Godzilla attack) Toledo Tinkles 19, Madrid…
AUSTIN, Texas – (Sports Satire) – Lorenzo Mickowitz purchased his pet kangaroo, Bouncy, when he and his ex-wife, Pearl, took a trip to Sydney, Australia, 13 years ago. According to Sports Bet Gazette, since then, Mickowitz has taught his Aussie pe…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – The Christmas NBA season kicked off with a fabulous fireworks display in each home team’s parking lot. The world champion Los Angeles Lakers, who have had more of their players on the front of Wheaties cereal box…
OAKLAND – (Sports Satire) – The entire Golden State Warriors organization is devastated, as team doctors have just announced that superstar Klay Thompson will be out for the entire season. Team physician Dr. Murray Bellacappela told the sports med…
BUFFALO NIPPLES, Wyoming – (Sports Satire) – The Pocatello Gazing Gazette reports that a high school game in the town of Buffalo Nipples, was halted at the beginning of the first quarter. Buffalo Nipples High School officials stated that the fathe…
ORLANDO – (Sports Satire) - Even though the Clippers have been eliminated from the finals, there are many NBA coaches who consider Kawhi Leonard to be the best player in professional basketball. Kawhi, whose teammates say will usually only speak a…
SAN ANTONIO, Texas – (Sports Satire) - ESPN-4 is reporting that the legendary Spurs coach Gregg Popovich may be thinking of hanging up his coaching suit. “Coach Pop,” as he is known throughout the NBA world, says that he has total confidence in hi…
ORLANDO, Florida – (Sports Satire) - LeBron James, who many are saying could end up being the reason the NBA season is saved, told CBS Sports that he had a fantastic talk with President Obama. He said they talked about Trump, racism, the Rolling S…
He may have had a quiet first half in the LA Lakers 116-108 win over the Portland Trail Blazers yesterday, but superstar LeBron James felt that he was so comfortable during the game, and put in so little effort, that he didn't even bother to have a s…
MANHATTAN – (Sports Satire) - A well-known blonde pole dancer has revealed to Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine, that she horizontally dilly-dallied with 13 professional basketball players, just within the past eight weeks. Jolene Butterwood, 24,…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – (Sports Satire) - CBS Sports is reporting that the Florida Alliance of High School Sports has just issued a statement that every high school in the Sunshine State is having their round ball season cancelled. Ted F. Boxbreake…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - The commissioner of the NBA, Adam Silver, is planning on adopting a smaller basketball. He informed the sports media that ball experts have suggested that, by going to a smaller ball, it will cut down on the germs…
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