As police across the fruited plain are being squirted with water pistols and “deloused” with buckets of water, many members of the so-called “thin blue line” have become paranoid. A Marion County, Indiana, officer, Dee Jay, who asked to remain ano...
Washington DC - (HotStuff): “Some like it hot!” President Grump tweeted this morning as he blamed predecessor Barack Obama for fucking up the West Wing’s air con to suit his tropical tastes. The latest rant comes amid reports that White House mech...
Washington DC - Latest transcripts of declassified material from the Obama years have been released - and shed some light on the former first couple’s eight-year reign. Here the Spoof website’s counter-intelligence sources can now reveal some of m...
President Trump just delivered a new address. Here it is: My fellow Americans, many of whom are my friends…all of you, all Americans are my friends. Most of them. Very few people don’t like me, and those that don’t are bad people. Like Hilla...
Hollow Wood, CA - Our Blacklisp source, janitor Moppet Buckae, stopped by my desk this morning and dropped off a script copy of the finale of the Blacklisp. It’s the most ridiculous episode yet, but very believable. Dumboy returns just in ti...
A panel of three federal judges weighed in on a, uh, weighty matter, when they ruled, unanimously, that a map of Ohio is “unconstitutional.” Writing for the majority, B. Czaro, who asked to remain anonymous, wrote, “We are convinced that this diag...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Live from Des Moines, Iowa: Former Vice-President Joe Biden, still recovering from a partial lobotomy and hair transplant, was asked by rogue reporter, Slim Everdingle, how he was going to fund his Medicare for all program. Po...
Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...
U.S. President Donald Trump announced that he will soon be offering an eight-week online course titled "Effective Use of Social Media in POLITICS." The course will focus particularly on the popular social media platform, Twitter, where Trump has show...
BILLINGSGATE POST: Kim Jung-Un, in response to hearing that after their meeting in Vietnam, President Trump joked about Kim Jung’s diminutive stature, countered the President by restarting his ICBM program and revoking the Trump McMuttleys dog burg...
RALEIGH, NC - In a college basketball game between Duke University and the University of North Carolina, one of the Next-Generation shoes "exploded" while being worn by Zion Williamson. Adding to the shock, President Barack Obama attended the game, a...
In what's been called 'a fit of pique', President Donald Trump has spoken of his anger at the way many people, in the media, in the political forum, and beyond, still refer to former leader, Barack Obama, as 'Mr. President'. Mr. Obama, for most of...
Representatives of both the Rams and the Patriots talked to President Obama's people about the winner of the Super Bowl visiting Obama afterwards. This is following the example of the Golden State Warriors, who met with Obama following their NBA Cham...
BILLINGSGATE POST: What made Da Nang Dick Blumenthal, the U.S. Senator from New York, claim to be a Vietnam veteran? It was a lie, pure and simple; a prima facie example of stolen valor. It was found that he never set foot in Vietnam. And that is...
Now starring in major roles for Shakespeare’s Anthony and Cleopatra, Ms. Clinton and Mr. Obama have already started in with the 2020 presidential election. The performance is bringing widespread global attention, especially due to several "steamy...
President Donald Trump has given orders for his predecessor, Barack Obama, to be arrested and brought in for questioning amid allegations that, after he received a suspicious package through the post, he tried to return it to its sender via the US Po...
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama's mother-in-law lived her entire life in Chicago, so when she was invited to move into the White House, she was somewhat apprehensive. Try it for a few months, her son-in-law suggested. For the first two years,...
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