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Funny story: Bank Doesn't Collapse

Bank Doesn't Collapse

Massive queues formed outside branches of The Heptenstall Bank (formerly Heptenstall and District Building Society) today as, according to the Telegraph, the Bank of England announced that the Heptenstall would not collapse.

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Funny story: Branson in Bank of England bid

Branson in Bank of England bid

Sir Richard Branson's Virgin Group has launched an audacious bid to buy the Bank of England.

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Funny story: It's TheSpoof.com What Told You First - Bank of England Buys Newcastle United

It's TheSpoof.com What Told You First - Bank of England Buys Newcastle United

As predicted here in TheSpoof.com as recently as last week, the government has decided to nationalise Newcastle United because results under Kevin...

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Funny story: Nationalisation Shocker - Bank of England to Buy Newcastle United

Nationalisation Shocker - Bank of England to Buy Newcastle United

The government has decided to use legislation to take Newcastle United into public ownership if results under Kevin Keegan don't improve.

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Funny story: Interest Rates Cut But Who Put Them Up in the First Place?

Interest Rates Cut But Who Put Them Up in the First Place?

The brave captain of the Bank of England has grabbed the controls back from a bad person who was steering it towards the rocks while he made a cup of tea.

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham's breasts to be used as new economic indicator

Victoria Beckham's breasts to be used as new economic indicator

Mervyn King, Governor of the Bank of England, has announced a stunning new method that the Monetary Policy Committee will be using to gauge whether interest rates should rise or fall.

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Funny story: Northern Crock fiasco: Bank of England Governor is victim of credit card ID fraud

Northern Crock fiasco: Bank of England Governor is victim of credit card ID fraud

London - (Worse Ass Mess): The Governor of the Bank of England said today that he has become the latest credit card ID fraud victim after somebody cloned his identity, obtained over £60 billion "and gave it all away to the Northern Crock Bank.&q...

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Funny story: Northern Rock Bail Out

Northern Rock Bail Out

Chancellor Alistair Darling has announced debt consolidation arrangements to relieve the Treasury's exposure to the Northern Rock and avoid its imminent nationalisation.

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Funny story: Bank Of England To Print More Money Next Year

Bank Of England To Print More Money Next Year

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has this morning announced in Parliament a plan that would see the Bank of England increase tenfold the amount of money it prints each year. Mr Brown said that many of the country's current woes were down to a lack of h...

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Funny story: House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

House Prices to Rise 52% say Experts

Experts for house builders Bellend Homes have contradicted figures from the Royal Institute of Chartered Surveyors, stating that they expect house prices to rise at least 52% over the next two years across Britain - except for ev...

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Funny story: Mervyn King on Northern Rock says "buy Mars bars"

Mervyn King on Northern Rock says "buy Mars bars"

London (Phantom press) - It's been a bad week for the BOE governor after a grilling from the select committee on the Northern Rock fiasco.

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Funny story: Bank Of England Pumps Money Into Pubs To Ease Concern In The City

Bank Of England Pumps Money Into Pubs To Ease Concern In The City

The Bank Of England governor Mervyn King today announced a massive U-turn as he confirmed that the independent bank would pump £10 billion into London Pubs to ease fears in the city.

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Funny story: Crocodile Rock!

Crocodile Rock!

Northern Rock are going to be bailed out - by Elton John! In an eleventh hour last-ditch shock development, the Queen of Pop has agreed to not let the sun go down on the troubled mortgage giant.

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Funny story: House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

House Of Windsor Mix-Up On New £20 Note

PM Fony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet for later today to discuss what to do about the disastrous launch of the new £20 note.

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Funny story: Bank of England Really Really Know What They're Doing Really

Bank of England Really Really Know What They're Doing Really

LONDON (SFA) - The Bank of England held its key interest rate at 25.25 percent for the second month in a row on Thursday, sticking to its we-don't-know-what-the-hell-to-do approach after British annual inflation slumped in February. The widely ex...

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Funny story: Barrymore 'Bank of England' Panto Closes After One Second

Barrymore 'Bank of England' Panto Closes After One Second

The feeble pantomime, Bank of England and the Jolly Interest Rate, written by, produced and starring, discredited Michael Barrymore, has closed after playing for only one second in a motorway service...

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