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Funny story: China Sends First Wave of Killer Bananas

China Sends First Wave of Killer Bananas

A vicious rumour spread by text message has badly hit the price of bananas from China's Hainan island.The messages claim the fruit contains viruses similar to Sars, a severe respiratory illness.

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Funny story: Shock Rocker Marilyn Manson Peels a Banana the Normal Way

Shock Rocker Marilyn Manson Peels a Banana the Normal Way

Tidal waves were sent throughout the underground hardcore community when a leaked video circulated wildly through the internet last weekend. The 15 second clip showed rock star and self-identified anti-Christ, Marilyn Manson peeling a banana, by brea...

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Funny story: Illegal Bananas Pose Threat to U.S. Soft Fruit Industry

Illegal Bananas Pose Threat to U.S. Soft Fruit Industry

President Bush today proposed yet another broad, sweeping unconstitutional anti-terror plan designed again not so much to catch Bin Laden but rather to quell the alarming flow of illegal "Banana-People" crossing our southern borders.

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Funny story: Chiquita Banana Inks Charmin Deal

Chiquita Banana Inks Charmin Deal

In a tiny cubicle in a Chattanooga rest room, Chiquita Banana announced today that she's the new spokesperson for Charmin toilet tissue.

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Funny story: Banana Republic embarrases employees

Banana Republic embarrases employees

New York, Today,. Banana Republic instituted a new policy to create more dependable employees.

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Funny story: Banana Skins Found Near Site Where Bush Spoke in Georgia, Attaché Case Still Lost?

Banana Skins Found Near Site Where Bush Spoke in Georgia, Attaché Case Still Lost?

TBILISI, Georgia (Pradava Press & Rumours), Gela Bezhuashvili, secretary of the National Security Council, confirmed today that some Soviet banana skins were found 100 feet from the tribune where Bush spoke yesterday. However, he explained tha...

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