A new species of banana has been discovered by biologists in Dorset. The bananas have been previously ignored by people as they thought that they could not possibly grow in such northern climates.
American President George W. (Wanker) Bush has been revealed to have 75% more banana genes than a normal human.
A vicious rumour spread by text message has badly hit the price of bananas from China's Hainan island.The messages claim the fruit contains viruses similar to Sars, a severe respiratory illness.
Tidal waves were sent throughout the underground hardcore community when a leaked video circulated wildly through the internet last weekend. The 15 second clip showed rock star and self-identified anti-Christ, Marilyn Manson peeling a banana, by brea...
President Bush today proposed yet another broad, sweeping unconstitutional anti-terror plan designed again not so much to catch Bin Laden but rather to quell the alarming flow of illegal "Banana-People" crossing our southern borders.
In a tiny cubicle in a Chattanooga rest room, Chiquita Banana announced today that she's the new spokesperson for Charmin toilet tissue.
New York, Today,. Banana Republic instituted a new policy to create more dependable employees.
TBILISI, Georgia (Pradava Press & Rumours), Gela Bezhuashvili, secretary of the National Security Council, confirmed today that some Soviet banana skins were found 100 feet from the tribune where Bush spoke yesterday. However, he explained tha...
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