(BAGHDAD) In a stunning diplomatic move, the United States has transferred sovereignty of Iraq to a 67-year-old shopkeeper from Baghdad.
Spokesman for Coalition forces on the ground in Baghdad has today announced the completion of operations to bring full US values to the people of Iraq.
Baghdad- President George W. Bush kicked off his campaign for his second term in the Oval Office by re-defining his strategy.
United Nations Secretary General, Kofi Annan, announced the appointment today of New Zealander Ross Mountain as Interim Envoy to Iraq. Mr. Mountain will take over the duties of Sergio Vieira De Mello who was blown up in Baghdad on August 19th.
Conservative Party leader Iain Duncan Smith has taken personal control of the streets of Baghdad. The enigmatic leader used his media-manipulation skills and natural charm to win over the once hostile population.
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