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Funny story: Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

Wyoming Woman Says Sasquatch Got Her Pregnant

GREEN RIVER, Wyoming - Ursula Pearl Mugginfelt has always been fascinated by the hominid-like creature Bigfoot also known as Sasquatch. As a little girl growing up in Green River every year she would dress up as Sasquatch on Halloween. She said...

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Funny story: Colorado Says No To Marijuana Smoking In Hospital Delivery Rooms

Colorado Says No To Marijuana Smoking In Hospital Delivery Rooms

PUEBLO, Colorado - The hospital administrator at Pueblo Patient's Hospital has just stated that although pot smoking is allowed on hospital property, it will not be allowed in hospital delivery rooms. The rule was put into effect after Leon Refell...

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Funny story: Children Born from Sperm Donors Seeking out Genetic Family

Children Born from Sperm Donors Seeking out Genetic Family

"I wish I had left everything alone", states one daughter of a sperm donor. "Dad was Bad! No, but he sure wasn't much to look at." Margaret is just one of hundreds of Sperm-Donor babies that now want to find out who donated the sperm. "It wasn'...

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Funny story: Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Only hours after leaving a police station in California, Justin Gerber flew to Miami area and was arrested there, accord to Florida police. "I guess he's fast becoming known as Justin Gerber because he acts like a child. I guess he never grew up",...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has it all, fame, money, fancy cars, fancy friends, expensive fancy underwear, and a brand new fancy baby (North West). But lately the most popular member of the Kardashian clan has been very depressed. Tapioca S...

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Funny story: Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank

Justin Makes Daily Trip To Sperm Bank

You would think that Justin Bieber is trying to save up his sperm as at least his own blood supply, according to news reporters and some fans. But he is donating sperm regularly. He has apparently been changing banks lately after being spotted (an...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

Duck Dynasty Preacher Says Sex With 9th Month Pregnant Wife is Fine

We were invited in to hear Preacher Robertson talk to young couples and families. Phil Robertson stated that he was glad to see the three young married couples there with us and that he felt like he should speak out about certain thangs that most...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

Miley Cyrus Strikes Back At Beyonce After Jay-Z's Wife Calls Her A Peckerhead

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Miley Cyrus is livid after hearing that Beyonce attacked her by calling her a peckerhead. Beyonce also stated that the reason why Miley has turned into such a spoiled brat is because she basic...

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Funny story: Beyonce Very Mad At The Hateful Comment Miley Cyrus Made About Her Baby

Beyonce Very Mad At The Hateful Comment Miley Cyrus Made About Her Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce is livid with Miley Cyrus and she has said that the little spoiled brat needs to behave herself and stop acting like the female version of Justin Bieber. Beyonce talked with Voodoo Dupree of Glamboyant Magazine and said that sh...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Picked Out The Name For Their Next Baby

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Picked Out The Name For Their Next Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and Kim Kardashina are still gushing over the birth of their first child who they named North West. Kanye has told his friends that he is so in love with Kim that he has never enjoyed engaging in the hokey pokey more than he...

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Funny story: Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

The outgoing mayor of NYC has had a lot to say about large, sugary drinks. In short, he hates them. They don't jive with his health crusade. But his newborn grandson (he was born on Christmas Eve) ain't buying it. "Breast milk is ok," said...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

Michelle Obama Not Pregnant! President Disappointed!

"I wish it were true", the President told ABC and other networks this morning "but it is not true, no matter how many tabloids you read." First Lady Michelle Obama admits that she is not pregnant according to a Source at the White House. "The stor...

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Funny story: Brit social workers branded 'f***ing Gestapo' for sedating woman before cutting and snatching baby from her womb

Brit social workers branded 'f***ing Gestapo' for sedating woman before cutting and snatching baby from her womb

Essex - "And you thought the Nazis were dead and buried along with Hitler?" a constitutional expert in Human Frights law said today amid British headlines describing how an Italian woman holidaying in the UK was sedated against her will and subjected...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

Simon Cowell Reveals The Name of His Son-To-Be

NEW YORK CITY - X-Factor's Simon Cowell appeared with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their hit talk show The Viagra View. Regis asked Simon about the fact that at the age of 54, he is going to become a father for the very first time. Cowell gl...

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Funny story: Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Wife Wanting A Baby Making Husband Work Hard At It

Sandy Breatcher of Greenville, Illinois says that she wants her and her husband, Roger, to have a baby so they must work at it a lot! Meanwhile a tired, hollow-eyed Roger says that he too wants them to have a baby but trying 3-4 times a day can re...

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Funny story: Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen Not Ronan's Father

Actress Mia Farrow has told reporters that her son may not be the offspring of her former husband Woody Allen but belong to first husband, Frank Sinatra. "I'm pretty sure he belongs to my first husband, Old Blue Eyes, not Old Balloon Eyes", she wa...

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Funny story: Kanye West Says That He Will Make Jimmy Kimmel Lick His Shoes For Disrespecting Him

Kanye West Says That He Will Make Jimmy Kimmel Lick His Shoes For Disrespecting Him

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West is reportedly angrier that Kirstie Alley with an empty family-sized bag of Doritos. The hip hop rapper is furious and pretty near foaming at the mouth over the way he says Jimmy "The Chump" Kimmel disrespected him on his la...

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