Attorney General John Ashcroft has resigned from the President's Cabinet Tuesday amid whirling controversy surrounding his alleged use of the name "Kunta Kinte" to address Secretary of State Colin Powell.
Washington, DC - In a pathetic attempt to regain the public attention he has relished during his tenure, US Attorney General John Ashcroft has announced several new programs he hopes will catapult him once more into the limelight. These include less...
(AP) An embarrassed John Ashcroft hid from reporters this morning after it was revealed that a prostitute has accused the US Attorney General of lewd acts. The scantily clad young woman was being held on prostitution charges in Falls Church.
Washington- Today on the advice of attorney general John Ashcroft, President Bush announced that the U.S. will be phasing out 4:20 on the US ti...
Rescuers are amazed at finding a five year old girl alive after being stranded for ten days at the scene of an accident which killed her mother. Ruby Bustemante survived on Gatorade and uncooked noodles. Attorney General John Ashcroft has opened an...
Washington, D.C. - John Ashcroft, the religious and "crooning" U.S. Attorney General has surprised friends and family today with the announcement that he will auction his gall stone on ePay.
Buoyed by the success of his recent speaking tour promoting the USA PATRIOT Act, U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft is taking the theatre world and American public opinion by storm with a new smash hit musical revue entitled "Our Brave New Worl...
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