Cheryl Coal has sensationally refused to see estranged husband Ashlee after he attempted contact during her recent near death illness from malaria. Ashlee made several attempts to gain access to her chambers. He began by 'phoning her on her mobile...
After announcing the big name signing of Joe Cole, Roy Hodgson, manager of Liverpool football club, has seen the media furore this has generated, and put in big bids for the other Coles. First considering it, is Ashley Cole, although it will take...
Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson completed his first signing in what is being looked upon as an extensive restructuring programme, when he secured a four year contract for out of contract midfielder Joe Cole. Insiders say that the new kop boss has set h...
LONDON - The English rumor mills are working overtime with word that Chelsea footballer and soon-to-be-ex-husband of Cheryl Cole may be sold to Real Madrid. Several insiders have said that the Chelsea organization is fed up with all of the behind-...
The jilted ex-girlfriend of foot-baller Ashley Cole, who was unceremoniously dumped earlier this week (see Ashley Cole dumps Sarah Purnell.....by text), has sensationally claimed that Ashley Cole left her....with 'crabs'. The 23 year-old lap dance...
Lap dancer Sarah Parnell is claiming that she seduced England left back Ashley Cole and sensuously stripped off his black boxer shorts after taking some pictures on her mobile phone and posting them on Farcebook for posterity. "He loves me does As...
Reports are filtering through that Cheryl Cole is to tie the knot with Dancing Derek Hough later this year in Las Vegas and that Ashley Cole is to be the best man. Cheryl, who is rumoured to be considering entering Dancing With The Stars with Danc...
Following our revelation yesterday, that Ashley Cole's latest conquest is Russian-born lady-boy, Lickya Balsov, we can today reveal that Cole has dumped Sarah Purnell....by text! Purnell, a 23 year old lap-dancer, had been linked romantically with...
DUBAI, India - Cheryl Cole and her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough were vacationing in Dubai after a whirlwind romance that has seen them each fly to each others respective side of the "Pond." The two lovebirds were spotted check...
Friends of the Chelsea and England footballer, Ashley Cole, have today confirmed speculation that he is currently obsessed with a lady-boy that he met in a club before jetting off to South Africa to take part in the 2010 World Cup tournament. This...
Her name is Sarah Parnell, she's a lap dancer, she looks a little bit like Cheryl by all accounts, and according to some sources, she comes originally from Lithuania. Oh, and she's Ashley Cole's new girl friend. Allegedly. She claims to have se...
England's laughing cavalier duo, Ashley Cole and Ledley King have been sensationally linked with a move to Bayern Munich. Which may go some way towards explaining England's dire World Cup performances. Sources report that Cole and King had been...
England's much criticised left back, Ashley Cole, was roundly lambasted by observers last night as he was spotted laughing and joking shortly after England's World Cup humiliation at the hands of the Germans. It seems that Ashley Cole is planning...
RUSTENBERG, South Africa - Royalistic Sand Grouse Stadium was the sight of one of the most anticipated World Cup games of the 2010 FIFA World Cup Finals. The Three Lions from Britain were pitted against The Three Tigers from The USA. And when the...
Capetown, South Africa - The only fans in South Africa who appreciate the vuvuzela horn is the South African. To the rest of the world, it is a sound not unlike fingernails going down a chalkboard and is highly disruptive to a soccer match where the...
RUSTENBURG, South Africa - Just as some folks were actually starting to feel sorry for English footballer Ashley Cole and his lonely life A.C. (After Chezza) comes word that he has reportedly dated each of the five members of the all-girl band, The S...
It has been a tough few weeks for top UK narcissist Ashley Cole, writes Kelly Seye, Egotism & Airhead Correspondent. The self-stimulating superstar, part-time fashion accessory and up-himself moron (who also plays football for Melchester Rovers...
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