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Funny story: Doomsday isn't going to happen too soon

Doomsday isn't going to happen too soon

Alameda, CA--Doomsday didn't come, again, and it doesn't look like it is going to come soon enough for a crazy old guy that just really wants to die but without actually having to go through all the hard work of just dying like the rest of citizens o...

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Funny story: New Mayan Calendar slant reckons on Harold Camping RIP this Friday

New Mayan Calendar slant reckons on Harold Camping RIP this Friday

California - Armageddon Rapture or myocardial infarction rupture? According to a new translation of classic Mayan Calendar rants this Friday 21st October's Moon/Mars conjunction 'is the most likely day' for the God squad's arch doom peddler to final...

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Funny story: Britain Under Threat From Chairman Mao's Doomsday Weather Machine

Britain Under Threat From Chairman Mao's Doomsday Weather Machine

Scientists working for the UN have unearthed a communist plot to plunge Britain into further economic and social upheaval: a Doomsday Weather Machine. Research has show that a snow-producing Doomsday Weather Machine, targeting Britain, is in its f...

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Funny story: Doomsday! Obama Prepares to Evacuate Capitol, Activate Northcom, Cancel Election!

Doomsday! Obama Prepares to Evacuate Capitol, Activate Northcom, Cancel Election!

In a shocking breach of security reports have leaked out that Obama is prepared to activate his "Doomsday" plan to insure his re election under the guise of a 'National Emergency" which would threaten the stability of the United States of America!...

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Funny story: Is It The End of The World Or Just Media Hype?

Is It The End of The World Or Just Media Hype?

When a major Los Angeles freeway was scheduled to be closed for an entire weekend the media labeled the event, "car-mageddon". As in, the end of the world … for L.A. drivers. As usual, the end of the world, at least in L.A., as hyped by the media, did not occur. What would media reporting be for the end of the world scenarios in other daily life situations? How about Armageddon related news re...

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Funny story: Sony Blames Harold Camping for prolonged PSN outage

Sony Blames Harold Camping for prolonged PSN outage

The weeks of the Playstation Network being down was frustrating for many gamers. What was even more frustrating was the constant reassurance that the network would be back up soon, with that date being pushed farther and farther back. Many gamers v...

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Funny story: Iceland's Volcano is Proof of God Just Having a Smoke before Armageddon

Iceland's Volcano is Proof of God Just Having a Smoke before Armageddon

Following the disappointing Misjudgment Day and associated backlash by followers who had offered their life savings to the cause, Reverend Camping, leader of the May 21st prediction fiasco, now says that the Iceland volcano eruption is proof that God...

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Funny story: Man Sues Doomsday Prophet Harold Camping: "I would not have committed all those Crimes if I knew he would be wrong"

Man Sues Doomsday Prophet Harold Camping: "I would not have committed all those Crimes if I knew he would be wrong"

A man, who is being held in a city jail in Denver, Colorado for committing 28 felonies and 32 misdemeanors in a two day spree, is suing Doomsday Prophet Harold Camping for "really fucking me over". Jerry BrainDead committed the crimes during the...

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Funny story: Armaggedon is an everyday occurrence affecting many poor sods. Elvis, Michael Jackson, Jesus, Liberace, to name a few.

Armaggedon is an everyday occurrence affecting many poor sods. Elvis, Michael Jackson, Jesus, Liberace, to name a few.

Armageddon is a true concept the only problem being it has been misinterpreted by some foolish self-proclaimed prophets for many years. Too many! These ego-driven maniacs who, incidentally, appear to belong to the group "I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure", just do not seem to be able to agree on a date. It is unfortunate that these 'prophets' appear to have missed the whole po...

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Funny story: Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

Judgment Day Claims One of God's Messengers, Macho Man Randy Savage

While many non believers poked fun at Reverend Camping and his followers for predicting May 21, 2011 to be Judgment Day, others are confident that he was not completely wrong. One devoted group of fans calling themselves "BOMMRS", or Believers of M...

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Funny story: Global Armageddon a Bust, God Only Pissed Off at Iceland

Global Armageddon a Bust, God Only Pissed Off at Iceland

Despite desperate and heartfelt pleas for repentance from Reverend Camping and loyal (and now financially destitute) members of the E-Bible Fellowship Church, the predicted May 21 date of Armageddon has come and gone and the Earth was not, apparently...

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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, speak out about The End Of The World

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, speak out about The End Of The World

One of the Spoof's female writers recently met with two of her favourite people, in Morrison's Restaurant at Berwick Hills, Middlesbrough. Over plates of fish, chips 'n' mushy peas and cups of tea, they discussed the recent 'panic' over The End Of The World prophecies. "Well," started Takwana, "Ah do admit like, Ah was ded worried when A ferst 'erd it, you know worra mean? Then our lad sed...

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Funny story: Armageddon, The Rapture, Put On Hold Until Tuesday Tea Time

Armageddon, The Rapture, Put On Hold Until Tuesday Tea Time

Sources close to Californian evangelist, Harold Camping-Holliday, announced earlier today that the end of the world has been postponed until Tuesday tea time BST. Camping-Holliday had previously announced with utter conviction that the world would...

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Funny story: Astrologers rubbish Harold Camping's May 21 Armageddon rant

Astrologers rubbish Harold Camping's May 21 Armageddon rant

London - An octogenarian US preacher's terrifying May 21 Judgement Day vision is little more than a classic Uranus/Saturn opposition psychosis. That's the consensus among astrologers who are reminding the public that Harold Camping's botched Septe...

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Funny story: May 21st Isn't Judgement Day - "That's Just Silly," Say Man United Fans

May 21st Isn't Judgement Day - "That's Just Silly," Say Man United Fans

It's becoming increasingly clear that fans of Manchester United Football Club remain utterly convinced that internet rumours about May 21st being 'Judgement Day' and the end of the world are a load of old shite. "It's just a load of old shite is t...

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Funny story: Rotating blue light now above Fukushima nuclear reactor

Rotating blue light now above Fukushima nuclear reactor

Fukushima - Live dispatch from the scene - The very early morning darkness of Fukushima is pierced by a huge flashing blue light emanating from the interior of a melted-down reactor, lying in shambles. In the background can be heard the roar of...

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Funny story: Japan Accidentally Evacuated After Nuke Tech Misreads LCD

Japan Accidentally Evacuated After Nuke Tech Misreads LCD

Japan was temporarily evacuated yesterday afternon after experts working at the stricken Fukushima Die Itchy power plant accidentally reported that radiation levels outside the plant were 10 million times higher than government safety levels. Air...

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