The cause of a mystery Boeing 737 crash en route to Dallas is no closer to resolution. Flight investigators listened to cockpit audio between Captain Jane Way and First Office Odor Pitt. Pitt who was late for his flight showed up to duty sweati...
The Sealed Knot's recent re-enactment of an episode from the First Gulf War has been condemned by spectators as the worst yet. The attempt to recreate the aerial bombing campaign, during which coalition forces dropped 88,500 tonnes of bombs in an...
A woman in California has said she "fully intends" to live in her new house made entirely from the recycled parts of a 747 Jumbo jet. I'm not joking. Francie Rehwald said she wanted her home to have a "feminine" look, to have luscious curves and...
TUCSON - The Arizona Plane and Passenger Watchers Federation has just fined Trans Latin American Airlines, which is based in Panama City, Panama, on account two of the flight attendants were serving Spanish Peanuts to the passengers. Sherman Flick...
Today was a beautiful sunny day and I was talking to one of my economic refugee friend about the sky being so clear. It then dawned on both of us that there weren't any high flying planes letting out chem trails to cloud the sky over. "Well that just proves that the shit those planes spray out is not meant to block out any harmful rays from the sun and obviously they're not spaying any chemical...
CHALAMETTE, Louisiana - One of the strangest, weirdest, and downright ugliest looking comedians in the history of comedians was down in Chalamette helping the local Cajuns, Creoles, and bayou dwellers pick up them friggin yucky Gulf of Mexico tar bal...
Citing 'Divine Intervention', Russia's "SHADOW" Prime Minister and former KGB strongman and Minister of Accidents, Vladimir Putin moved swiftly after it was announced a bizarre plane crash took the lives of the Polish President, his whole family, and...
Peter Graves who starred in the classic disaster Movie spoof Airplane has died aged 83 after a suspected heart attack. Graves appeared in Airplane and its sequel,he was also well known for his role in the television series Mission Impossible. F...
OAKLAND - Passenger X-103 aka Kevin Smith is angry, upset, fit to be tied, and so pissed off that he could eat a horse literally. Smith who works as a food taster for The Fallopian Food Company of Sausalito, California said that he purchased his t...
Sources deep inside Muslim headquarters report that 72 virgins are 'very disappointed' in the performance of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, has been abducted from a Las Vegas casino. 'We thought that a Las Vegas casino was the most secure location...
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, says it's all a bad mistake. 'It was a mix-up in the laundry', Abdulmutallab said during a press briefing.
It was hailed as a revolution in aviation, but the wingless airplane has yet to get off the ground. Literally. Boffins at the Aeronautical Institute for the Retarded (A.I.R) proposed the idea several months ago during the dawn of the economic cris...
We've all been there when the call comes - "Is there a doctor in the house"? On this occasion however it was not until a packed Boeing 747 charter flight to exclusive tropical hideaway Magaluf with 982 Liverpudlian holidaymakers on board appealed...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Twit, or tweet? When the cockpit of California Governor Schwarzenegger's plane filled with smoke, members of popular Internest social network YouChirp say they couldn't tell if his urgent warble at the site was some sort of pract...
BUFFALO, NY - Pinochle Airlines was quick to issue a press release when one of its plane's wheels fell off and rolled away upon touching down at Buffalo Niagara International Airport earlier this week. According to the release, Pinochle claims "comp...
A woman activist from the environmental protest group, Plane Stupid, who made an allegation that officers from Strathclyde Police approached her, and offered her payment for information about other protesters, has been called 'plain stupid'. Matil...
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