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Funny story: Biden replaces himself with Fauci as candidate for the presidency

Biden replaces himself with Fauci as candidate for the presidency

“As soon as I lit that rocket, I knew it had to soar further,” Mr. Biden said, right after closing a rally in Ohio. He had just told fans at the rally that he would “hire Mr. Fauci and fire Mr. Trump.” Then came his further brainstorm. Cont…

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Funny story: Pelosi's “Biden will be president whatever the vote count” clarified as emission vs. sedition

Pelosi's “Biden will be president whatever the vote count” clarified as emission vs. sedition

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has ripped open a new controversy on who might be fiddling with election results. Last Thursday, she stated that Mr. Biden will be president come next January 21, “whatever the vote count.” The key considerat…

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Funny story: Samsonite banks on Trump win, would sell 200,000,000 suitcases as Americans move to Canada

Samsonite banks on Trump win, would sell 200,000,000 suitcases as Americans move to Canada

Popular luggage maker Samsonite announced yesterday, in a conference call with investors, that if US President Donald Trump wins reelection on Tuesday, they expect to sell around 200 million suitcases and handbags on Wednesday, as the majority of Ame…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump Birthday Latest

Ivanka Trump Birthday Latest

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Hapy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday to you! There were scenes of joy at the White House today, as President Trump's favorite daughter, Ivanka, celebrated her birthday in style, with a huge…

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Funny story: Trump v. Biden Big Fight Preview

Trump v. Biden Big Fight Preview

As the Big Fight countdown counts down and the 'Scrap of the Old Guys' on 3 November gets ever nearer, a sober analysis of the two contenders shows that Democrat Joe Biden might be found wanting in his bid to gain the edge over President Trump in thi…

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Funny story: Intercept managers throw tantrum on Glenn Greenwald's report of Biden cluster-f*ck situation

Intercept managers throw tantrum on Glenn Greenwald's report of Biden cluster-f*ck situation

The Intercept has clarified its editorial policies, following Glenn Greenwald's sudden departure from that organization. In essence, Mr. Greenwald "used to be" top-notch, but has fallen to new lows of self-serving and otherwise scratching his ass.

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Funny story: Adam Schiff refuses wrestling match with Bobulinski in Madison Square Gardens

Adam Schiff refuses wrestling match with Bobulinski in Madison Square Gardens

Former business associate of Hunter Biden, Mr. Tony Bobulinski, yesterday invited Representative Schiff to a showdown and “manly resolution”. “In the old days, there was the duel,” Mr. Bobulinski (earlier an expert wrestler) said. “Today? Well, h…

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Funny story: Biden and Trump both get "purple pill"

Biden and Trump both get "purple pill"

Drug makers , Smit, Krime and Velcome report that their new anti-anxiety drug Loffonza had some "unexpected" side effects. "Both candidates agreed to be part of our double blind study for the treatment of stage fright and anxiety. We had no idea t…

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Funny story: Top 10 Reasons to Reelect President Trump

Top 10 Reasons to Reelect President Trump

Here are the top 10 reasons for patriotic Americans to reelect President Donald J. Trump. But don’t worry if you can’t make it to the polls on election day. It might not matter at the end of that day. If, by some unimaginable fluke, President T…

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Funny story: Biden administration forecasts long dark winter “everything in sight locked down”

Biden administration forecasts long dark winter “everything in sight locked down”

It is no secret that with millions of ballots already cast, Mr. Biden is ahead in the upcoming November 3 presidential election. Accordingly, he has offered a far-ranging look into coming days with himself at the helm of the United States. Tra…

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3

Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3

It is no rumor that Ms. Clinton has stated (smiling) she is looking forward to a cabinet position in Joe Biden's presidency. Moreover, Mr. Biden's rallies have left a somewhat pallid impression as having relatively few supporters and a certain dra…

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Funny story: Decision 2020: America faces tough choice between plate, bowl

Decision 2020: America faces tough choice between plate, bowl

We're serving dinner, America. What'll it be: a plate or a bowl? On one shelf, the plate. Flat, like the earth, some say. But who really knows? Good for when the chef drizzles sauce on your food in an arty way, with swirls and puddles. Remember re…

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Funny story: Trump Fires Pence, Hires Sacha Baron Cohen As VP

Trump Fires Pence, Hires Sacha Baron Cohen As VP

Promising to inject energy and dick jokes into his flagging election campaign, US President Donald Trump announced comedian Sacha Baron Cohen would replace Mike Pence as Vice President. Trump tweeted early Saturday: "SO STOKED. Gonna be HILARIOUS…

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Funny story: Trump asserts election interference by Russia, Iran, Mars

Trump asserts election interference by Russia, Iran, Mars

US President Donald Trump affirmed today he had clear evidence Russia, Iran and Mars were interfering with the 2020 election. Speaking this morning at a campaign stop in South Bend, Indiana, the GOP leader said the FBI had presented him with proo…

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Funny story: Trump Takes His Own Mute Button To Final Debate

Trump Takes His Own Mute Button To Final Debate

Donald Trump has a secret weapon. It was hidden by his mask which he ripped off at the White House following his discharge from Walter Reed Hospital. Playing the accordion with his hands, Trump told the massed and masked news corps that he had a winn…

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Funny story: Biden pardons son in advance of winning the presidency

Biden pardons son in advance of winning the presidency

CBS News has just released intimate details of a new plan by Mr. Biden, who is running for the office of President of the United States. “It is very clear I am going to win,” Mr. Biden has said, from behind a double-masked lower face. Wearing t…

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Funny story: Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On.

Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On.

Ten Other Things Undecided Voters Are Undecided On. 1) Eating a Filet Mignon prepared by Ina Garten, or eating bodega Spam that expired in 1997. 2) Getting passed a basketball in a game of hot potato, or getting passed an MK3 grenade. 3) Whe…

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