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Funny story: Tea Party Raptured, Republican Leadership Converts from Christianity

Tea Party Raptured, Republican Leadership Converts from Christianity

Every member of the Tea Party, Tea Party Patriots, National Tea Party Federation, and Nationwide Tea Part Coalition has disappeared without a trace. Incidentally, sources in the Horn of Africa have reported the inexplicable appearance of several m...

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Funny story: Zombies for Romney claims Florida group

Zombies for Romney claims Florida group

OCALA, Florida (ABSNN) - The National Chapter of Zombies USA, or ZUSA, overwhelmingly endorsed Mitt Romney for President today. According to ZUSA officials "our membership voted 6710 to 47 in favor endorsing Mitt Romney over Barack Obama in the upco...

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Funny story: Mike Huckabee: 'You'll burn in hell if you vote Obama!'

Mike Huckabee: 'You'll burn in hell if you vote Obama!'

COLUMBIA, South Carolina (ABSNN) - In a televised statement, the former governor of this state, and an also-ran, Republican Presidential candidate, and evangelical preacher, Mike Huckabee, told voters today that if they voted for Obama they would go...

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Funny story: Romney says Obama used Wiccans to cause Hurricane Sandy!

Romney says Obama used Wiccans to cause Hurricane Sandy!

STUBENVILLE, Ohio (ABSNN) - Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney responded to the devastation left in the wake of Hurricane Sandy by passing out emergency relief supplies in this mid-sized Ohio city today. Romney praised 47% of the American...

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Funny story: Hurricane Sandy Causes The Presidential Election To Be Postponed To December 4

Hurricane Sandy Causes The Presidential Election To Be Postponed To December 4

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Representatives for both President Barack Obama and former Governor Mitt Romney have met and have agreed to postpone the presidential election from November 6, to December 4. Both Obama and Romney agreed to the change which was...

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Funny story: Immense Negativity Generated By Presidential Election Creates Huge Psychic Vortex Headed For Washington

Immense Negativity Generated By Presidential Election Creates Huge Psychic Vortex Headed For Washington

The generated heat created by battle between the two rivaling political parties vying for the U.S. Presidency has unleashed unforeseen consequences. The constant turbulence from partisan hatred, scandalous accusations, frictional debate and just pla...

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Funny story: Obama Run out of Town; plummets to 28% in polls

Obama Run out of Town; plummets to 28% in polls

President Barack Obama (S-Kenya) was dealt a double dose of dismal news today that began when a superpack of angry locals in Swingset, Virginia, chased his advance ground crew out of town as they were preparing for a rally scheduled later that aftern...

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Funny story: The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...

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Funny story: "I serve no spine before its time," declares presidential hopeful Mitt Romney in run-up to 2012 election night

"I serve no spine before its time," declares presidential hopeful Mitt Romney in run-up to 2012 election night

Presidential candidate Mitt Romney held a rare news conference this morning to answer questions about the conduct and statements of his surrogates regarding President Obama and the issue of rape. He took the podium and smiled his trademark smile, the...

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Funny story: Meat Loaf Endorses Romney - T-Bone Endorses Obama

Meat Loaf Endorses Romney - T-Bone Endorses Obama

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Singer Meat Loaf was sitting in his backstage dressing room after having just finished performing in The Box of Snowballs Auditorium before a crowd estimated to be around 219 people. The rotund singer had just taken his thir...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Does Full Spread Centerfold Photo Shoot for Playchick Magazine

Paul Ryan Does Full Spread Centerfold Photo Shoot for Playchick Magazine

The Romney presidential campaign has released a statement affirming that Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan has just finished shooting a full spread with Playchick Magazine. Robert Benson, an official Romney spokesman, had this to say at a press conference called to explain the campaign's latest move: "Congressman Ryan has posed for Playchick to prove, in plain sight, how dedicated he and...

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Funny story: People Respond to Obama First Time Ad

People Respond to Obama First Time Ad

Jennifer BakerI supported Obama, but now my eyes are open to how vile he and his party really are. I've disagreed with him on most things (e.g. free contraceptives for sluts like Sandra Fluke). This ad is a very pathetic attempt to boost an already sagging reelection bid. This actress is obviously a lesbian who has never been with a man, and the notion of enticing people to vote by making them...

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Funny story: 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Causes Turbulence At Romney Headquarters

'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Causes Turbulence At Romney Headquarters

There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. "'He Who Shall Not Be Named'" wants to endorse Romney." stated Mitch Couler to the group, his face drawn and pained from the trials of running a difficult campaign that was getting down to the wire. "Oh my God, n...

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Funny story: A Nation Weeps As Hannity Threatens To Quit Fox News

A Nation Weeps As Hannity Threatens To Quit Fox News

Fox News' very own conservative spewer of spin, Sean Hannity, has sensationally threatened to abandon the much loved "news" channel if Mitt Romney loses the presidential election. On his daily Romney campaign show, a seething Hannity told his wors...

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Funny story: Palin looks to Raisins for Inspiration

Palin looks to Raisins for Inspiration

Former Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin has been accused of making a racist comment when she accused President Obama of 'shuck and jive shtick'. In a statement Palin said "I just said what his voters might say. I used to watch them Californ...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Chosen as Cricket's Official Mascot

Mitt Romney Chosen as Cricket's Official Mascot

I recently had the opportunity to sit down with the Head of the International Cricket Council, Sir Edward Crowley, to speak about why the ICC had chosen Governor Mitt Romney as its new official mascot. BDF: Thank you for meeting with me today, Sir Edward. SEC: My pleasure, Bobby. Pleasure to be here. BDF: So let's get right to it. Why has the ICC chosen an American presidential candidate...

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Funny story: Presidential Debate Part Three - Romney The Musical

Presidential Debate Part Three - Romney The Musical

The third and final Presidential debate took place last night at Lynn University, Boca Raton, Florida. With CBS old timer Bob Schieffer at the helm it promised to be another lively debate. However, it was a strange statement made by Governor Mi...

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