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Funny story: Foreigner Elected President

Foreigner Elected President

The United States of America has elected a foreigner as its next President, in a move that shocked the entire world outside of CNN studios. Speaking from his 32-room hunting palace in Texas, psychiatric patient and drug user George 'Duh' Bush said...

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Funny story: Palin Blames Preggers Daughter for Republican Loss

Palin Blames Preggers Daughter for Republican Loss

Republican anti-cunts and policy cocks have been pinning the blame tail on the Sarah Palin Jackass.Headlines in Republicant publicantion read: Palin Pulls Electoral Rug out from under Teeter-tottering McCain! Sarah sabotages the Straight Talk Express...

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Funny story: Barack Obama to Publish New Book: How I Bought the Election

Barack Obama to Publish New Book: How I Bought the Election

Barack Obama has announced that he will finish work on his fourth book and publish it between now and when he officially takes office in January. The book, to be titled How I Bought the Election, will detail the strategies and decisions made by the...

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Funny story: Palin Already Forgotten

Palin Already Forgotten

Moosecock, AK - At 11:00pm, as Sarah Palin's fifteen minutes of fame expired, she was promptly forgotten by the world. Republican Party officials have reportedly asked to be repaid 150,000 dollars she spent on clothing. An AP poll showed that wit...

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Funny story: Cheney Refuses to Leave

Cheney Refuses to Leave

THE BUNKER BENEATH THE WHITE HOUSE -- Vice President Dick Cheney today announced his intention to remain in control of the bunker beneath the White House. "I don't care what the American people decided, I'm not leaving. What do they think America i...

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Funny story: O'Bama's black-out

O'Bama's black-out

Of course you know him; you've seen him on television during the last couple of months and he's the talk of the town right now: you know, the president elect of the United States, senator Barack Obama, the first Afro-American president. Well, that's...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Pissed that Joe the Plumber voted Obama

Sarah Palin Pissed that Joe the Plumber voted Obama

Sultry Alaskan skank, Sarah Palin was distraught upon learning that the much trumpeted character 'Joe the Plumber' voted for her rival Barack Obama instead of her and her curmudgeonly old running mate John McCain. Plain had banked most if not all...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus says she would have voted for Barack Obama - if she had a vote

Miley Cyrus says she would have voted for Barack Obama - if she had a vote

Miley Cyrus told reporters that had she been of age and legally entitled to vote in this years Presidential elections, she would probably have voted for Barack Obama. "He has kind eyes and big ears. Reminds me of a dog I once ate" said Miley of Ob...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Paints White House Black

Barack Obama Paints White House Black

Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America, but the first black man, has already made the first momentous decision of his presidency, by ordering 16trillion liters of black paint to 'redecorate' the White House. The White Hou...

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Funny story: Obama wins Election; Announces Bold New "Legislative" Plan

Obama wins Election; Announces Bold New "Legislative" Plan

(Chicago) Barack Obama has won the US Presidential election becoming the 44th President in US history and also becoming the first African American President. As the victory celebrations of the Democratic Party carried through the night Obama grabbed...

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Funny story: McCain Blames Voters, Palin For Defeat

McCain Blames Voters, Palin For Defeat

Republican Presidential candidate John McCain reacted angrily to suggestions that he, alone, was responsible for yesterday's election defeat, and laid the blame squarely at the feet of the US electorate, who, he said were "spineless", and Sarah Palin...

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Funny story: Presidential candidates gear up for the election with exclusive interviews

Presidential candidates gear up for the election with exclusive interviews

Recently president candidates Barrack Obama and John McCain sat down for an exlusive interview with The Spoof to discuss the battle for the White House. The one-on-one interviews are presented here in a special Q&A format. Democratic presidential candidate Barrack Obama. Perry: Hello Senator Obama. Thanks for sitting down for a few minutes to do this interview. Obama: Thank you. I'm m...

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Funny story: Terrorist found lurking under Capitol

Terrorist found lurking under Capitol

In sensational news, authorities have arrested a foreign national who was in possession of numerous sticks of gelignite acting suspiciously in the basement of the Capitol building in Washington. The arrest occurred just as Barack Obama was claimi...

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Funny story: Robert Mugabe declares USA elections null and void

Robert Mugabe declares USA elections null and void

Robert Mugabe, world-famous presidential person, upstanding Zimbabwean citizen and despot murderer has declared the USA presidential elections a complete sham and not worthy of the publicity they have received. In a sharply worded statement pinned...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Counters John McCain 'Joe the Plumber' Speech With 'Bob the Builder' Speech

Barack Obama Counters John McCain 'Joe the Plumber' Speech With 'Bob the Builder' Speech

Democrat leader, and now 44th United States President, Barack Obama, trumped fallen opponent, John McCain, with an uplifting acceptance speech last night, with echoes of the Republican leader's own 'Joe the Plumber' speech. Obama, 47, who - in cas...

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Funny story: Obama Thanks Ron Paul

Obama Thanks Ron Paul

President-elect Barack Obama thanked Republican Ron Paul late Tuesday night for helping him win the election. Obama attributed his win, in part, to Ron Paul's message. "It was the Constitution thing that did it for me," Obama said. Ron Paul had co...

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Funny story: Obama Wins Pennsylvania, DNN Projects

Obama Wins Pennsylvania, DNN Projects

Leading cable news channel DNN projects that Barack Obama has won Pennsylvania. With nearly one percent of the vote counted, Obama has a 170 vote lead out of the 60,000 votes so far. "Using sophisticated statistical analysis, we can confidently pr...

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