X-Factor's Jedward, John and Edward Grimes are all set to make their acting debut on Britain's most popular soap, Coronation Street. The show's producers, anxious as ever to keep a finger on the nation's pulse swung a deal for the Dublin duo to ap...
The British Security Service is investigating hysterical reports on the interweb suggesting that Al Qaeda are responsible for the Jedward phenomenon. The rumours started at the weekend after high-waisted c*ck muncher Simon Cowell blatantly rigged...
With thousands of complaints coming in to the BBC studios over the Jedward win last week and the handling of the whole affair by Simon Cowell, reports are also coming in fast and furious of offers for movies and television shows for the pair. "It'...
Notorious, cave-dwelling villain Osama Bin Laden has broken a long silence to express his fury over "Jedward" beating his personal favourite, Lucie Jones, to stay in X-factor. "This is what happens when you give everybody the right to vote. Jedwar...
Simon Cowell's decision to let the public decide who was to be voted off the latest episode of The X-Factor has sparked a shitload of complaints it has been confirmed, by me, based on no facts at all. Welsh teenager Lucie Jones was kicked off the...
Black Eyed Peas star Apl.de.ap has confirmed the band has developed a drink problem to cope with their harrowing experience on last Saturday's show. Their tipple of choice is a pint of gin with a twist, or if that's not available a cocktail of Bacard...
The wife of a famously belligerent celebrity footballer, who also happens to be a talent show judge (height 5'3" hair extensions and talented mime artiste) has informed her bone-headed hubby that she won't put her wedding ring back on until hubby adm...
LONDON - Literally tens of thousands of viewers and fans of the British musical reality show X-Factor are angrily asking that one of the shows judges Simon Cowell be arrested. Furious fans and vehement voters from all over the United Kingdom are b...
It is becoming more and more obvious, as week follows week that the Irish twins,'singers' John and Edward Grimes, a.k.a. Jedward will eventually win the X Factor. The boys, who hail from Londonderry are good old Roman Catholic ex-choirboys and with...
LONDON - Jedward, the Irish lads that Simon Cowell did not like, but then said that he kinda liked found themselves in the botton two along with Welsh singer Lucie Jones. The twin boys were saved from elimination by the pubic vote. The 'tell it l...
As predicted last week, the X Factor has proved to be more insidious than Hitler, and has sparked a new European War. Jones the Steam the secretive leader of the Welsh National Liberation Army "The Viet Taff" has announced that with the demise of...
LONDON - Simon Cowell, one of Great Britain's richest gents, has finally admitted that he actually likes X-Factor contestants Jedward, aka the Grimes Twins, John and Edward. The Irish twins performed the theme from the Ghostbusters motion picture...
MANCHESTER, England - X-Factor Judges Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue will be co-hosting The 1st Annual Telethon To Benefit Short People. The idea first came to Cole one day when she opened up her kitchen cupboard to get a drinking glass. She said...
Louis Walsh, loveable pervert and all round Irish gem shocked the world of entertainment today when his dementia finally revealed itself in a Hiroshima-sized hissy fit. Walsh, 78, a former catholic priest and a current lover of young boy band Jedw...
Serious concerns were expressed this evening following an astonishing outburst by X-Factor judge Louis Walsh, directed at fellow panellist Simon Cowell. Judges Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue could plainly be observed squirming in embarrassment as...
It was movie night on the X-Factor, and Louis Walsh played his ace in the hole for Irish twins Jedward - John And Edward Grimes, by getting them to perform a pantomime version of the old Ray Parker Junior classic 'Ghostbusters.' Surprisingly the j...
Hitting the small screen next month is a new reality TV show from Simon Cowell's Psycho Productions. The 'Max-Factor' features modeling wannabes from throughout the country who will preen, paint and strut their stuff in the usual tearful audition...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
