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Funny story: Putins' RIP marriage guidance counsellor promised online video diary shocker

Putins' RIP marriage guidance counsellor promised online video diary shocker

Moscow - (Frozen Ass Mess): Sadly, nobody will now ever know if naked rhythmic contortionist Ms Alina Kabayeva would have been seen performing the Lust Tango in Paris in it. The long expected warts and all expo-say of Ludmila and Vlad 'the Impala...

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Funny story: Anna Chapman singing strippergram video for Putin birthday Thursday

Anna Chapman singing strippergram video for Putin birthday Thursday

Moscow - (The Spy Who Gagged Me Mess): The flamed haired siren's video tribute is a birthday suit rendition of 'Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word'. A YouBoob! channel sneak preview sees Anna peeling off her 'Agent Provocateur' layers as she mouth...

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Funny story: Putin puts on macho media roadshow crossbow fiasco

Putin puts on macho media roadshow crossbow fiasco

Russia's Prime Minister for life, Vladimir Putin has given his latest display of machismo - this time tracking endangered whales. Speeding across rough Pacific waters with his weapon in his hand, Mr Putin managed a media double whammy by enhancing...

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Funny story: Baby joy as Chelsea Clinton vows to name firstborn Vlad 'after her DNA Pa in the Kremlin!'

Baby joy as Chelsea Clinton vows to name firstborn Vlad 'after her DNA Pa in the Kremlin!'

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Chelsea Putin and her new husband Marc Lewinsky-Mezvinsky are over the moon. A wedding night bullseye shot saw one of her sunny-side-up Dubya (sic) yolkers fertilised by brave bridegroom Marc! OK, he had to be gag...

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Funny story: Putin Sends Obama Birthday Shocker: White Russian Kahula Cake with Anna Chapman Inside!

Putin Sends Obama Birthday Shocker: White Russian Kahula Cake with Anna Chapman Inside!

Vladmir Putin, not known to have a stylish sense of humour, surprised even his harshest critics as he shocked the White House when a Russian Ambassador delivered an unexpected birthday gift to President Barry Obama today in the form of a 7 tiered cak...

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Funny story: 7/7 cops 'want a little chat' with Putin's pneumatic bombshell Anna Chapman

7/7 cops 'want a little chat' with Putin's pneumatic bombshell Anna Chapman

London - (Semtex News): A single strand of glinting coppery hair found inside an unexploded Al Qaeda toasted sarnie on 7 July 2005 has sparked panic. And prompted an immediate review of all UK anti-terror intelligence: Is KGB spook Anna Chapma...

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Funny story: Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Even as President Obama has been forced to change the locks on his bedroom, and seek a restraining order against a reported "hopping Mad Michelle', White House Sources continue to rebut published tales of Presidential Philandering with a Hot Chicago...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin claims: PM Gordon Brown doesn't have a real head!

Vladimir Putin claims: PM Gordon Brown doesn't have a real head!

Moscow - In a four hour press conference Vladimir Putin was asked about the remark that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown made about ex-KGB officers who once worked for the defunct Soviet Union. Mr. Brown in his best 'Prime Ministral' mood, stat...

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Funny story: Putin warned laser prank Chechen lesbians 'might bring down Polish airliner'

Putin warned laser prank Chechen lesbians 'might bring down Polish airliner'

Moscow - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Putin said last week that pesky Chechen separatist lesbians behind the Moscow metro attacks had been seen in a Bloodyvostock novelty shop selling laser beam pens. His words echoed grimly today as a Tupolev 154 plane carr...

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Funny story: Putin Moves Troops Back into Poland after 'Accidental Plane Crash' Kills Country's President & Entire Staff!

Putin Moves Troops Back into Poland after 'Accidental Plane Crash' Kills Country's President & Entire Staff!

Citing 'Divine Intervention', Russia's "SHADOW" Prime Minister and former KGB strongman and Minister of Accidents, Vladimir Putin moved swiftly after it was announced a bizarre plane crash took the lives of the Polish President, his whole family, and...

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Funny story: Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Moscow - (Spider Hole): Chechen Spider Woman lesbians are tormenting Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin who has found a new way to frame them for this week's Moscow bombings. Last year the arachnid web's existence was confirmed by the...

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Funny story: Putin wounded In Moscow subway bombing; Flying vagina hits him in the head!

Putin wounded In Moscow subway bombing; Flying vagina hits him in the head!

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has a collossal headache this morning after being pulled from the wreckage of a suicide bombed subway car. He was treated at the scene and left with a small bandage on his forehead and contusions on his face and nose caus...

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Funny story: Moscow riots: KGB hunts PetroEcuador shooter gunning for Putin ass

Moscow riots: KGB hunts PetroEcuador shooter gunning for Putin ass

Bloodyvostock - (Gazprom Mess): The grassy knoll-esque hitman is believed to have slipped into the country last Friday. Russian intelligence suspects a Day Of The Jackal-like plot is on the cards to excise tyrannical despot Vlad 'The Impaler' Puti...

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Funny story: Conspiracy website says Venables 'tried boarding plane to Moscow'

Conspiracy website says Venables 'tried boarding plane to Moscow'

London - (Rioters): The TinFoilHatters'R'Us.con site reported today that the convicted child killer is back behind bars because he was caught trying to fly to Russia 'to see his DNA father Vladimir Putin'. An editorial this weekend will also asser...

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Funny story: Spoof Reporter Extracted from Russia, Scores Another Scoop in Venezuela with Chavez!

Spoof Reporter Extracted from Russia, Scores Another Scoop in Venezuela with Chavez!

Intrepid Spoof Reporter Earl Grey, fresh off his historic interview with Vladimir Putin, managed to fly out of Russia in the nick of time, booking a hop on an almost empty return flight of a Venezuelan DC-3 Narcotics Plane. Grey said the trip was mildly euphoric, due to cabin residue, but otherwise uncomfortable as he was forced to sit in a canvas sling and endure the cold as the WWII twin en...

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Funny story: Putin Hysterical With Laughter During Interview on EU Demise with Spoof Reporter Earl Grey!

Putin Hysterical With Laughter During Interview on EU Demise with Spoof Reporter Earl Grey!

The usually stern and threatening countenance of Russian Strong Man, and former KGB hit man Vladimir Putin dissolved into mirth today as he discussed the impending melt down of the EU with Spoof Correspondent Earl Grey on a live feed carried directly to what's left of the 'free' world. Putin spoke through his interpreter as he discussed the recent crash of the Euro and the 16 member union's me...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Admits "I Studied Leadership At The Putin Academy"

Gordon Brown Admits "I Studied Leadership At The Putin Academy"

The bullying row continued at 10 Downing Street yesterday as Gordon Brown denied being a bully. He has, however, admitted to attending a short course in leadership at the Putin Academy, Moscow. "I attended for a week. I am not a full time student the...

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