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Funny story: Boy Loses Bus Ticket, Has To Walk Home

Boy Loses Bus Ticket, Has To Walk Home

A teenager who lost his bus ticket has had to walk home from a night out, and was nearly the victim of an unprovoked attack by a drunken mob of slags, according to reports.

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Funny story: First ever speed camera that attempts to actually reduce speed is to be installed outside Leeds

First ever speed camera that attempts to actually reduce speed is to be installed outside Leeds

In what is seen as a revolutionary breakthrough by any council in the country, Leeds is to install a road-side speed camera in an attempt to actually reduce drivers' speed at an accident blackspot outside the city.

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Funny story: Condoleeza Rice Gives Bizarre News Conference

Condoleeza Rice Gives Bizarre News Conference

(Washington DC) Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is perceived both inside and outside the Bush Administration as smart, savvy and sober. Those perceptions may change after a bizarre news conference she gave yesterday to reporters in front of the Wh...

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Funny story: Manchester City Opt For Jack Duckworth

Manchester City Opt For Jack Duckworth

Manchester City owner Thaksin Shinawatra has told fans that the days of the Sky Blues' team manager Sven Goran Erikkson are numbered at Maine Road, and that the man to replace him will be none ot...

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Funny story: EEC extends "sell-by date" rules to non food items

EEC extends "sell-by date" rules to non food items

In a dramatic move aimed at harmonising sell-by and use-by dates on products other than food, the mandarins (sadly no use-by date on these particular fruits) of Brussels have imposed rules to cover an extended range of non-food products.

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Funny story: Man dies from South Park

Man dies from South Park

A man who was found in his apartment by a neighbour, had died of malnutrition. He sat atrophied, limbs hanging, eyes staring forward in death.

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Funny story: China set to Execute its Executioners

China set to Execute its Executioners

GUANGZHOU, CHINA - In an effort to bolster its abysmal human rights record and clean up its image, China is set to put more than 200 of its executioners to death.

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Funny story: Steingrabber Conjoined Twins and Their Children's Crusade

Steingrabber Conjoined Twins and Their Children's Crusade

Hank and Hal the Steingrabber conjoined twins have been trying to launch the latest New York Yankee World Series effort like the desperate war wagers of the past.

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Funny story: Radder's Given Official Warning From The Club Poof

Radder's Given Official Warning From The Club Poof

Yesterday Millionaire Daniel Jacob Radcliffe (who by the way is 1st in the under 30s British rich list) was given an official warning from Shark Powton the owner of the 'Poof' club, that Radcliffe belongs to.

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Funny story: President of Iran is secret part-time bingo caller

President of Iran is secret part-time bingo caller

The President of Iran, Iva Gotta Nodinnajacket, has confessed, in a no-holds-barred interview, that when he's not threatening Israel or learning to read, he has a penchant for calling out bingo numbers at his local bingo hall.

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Funny story: "Vanessa and I are so over"

"Vanessa and I are so over"

Zac and Vanessa's relationship has been on the rocks for a while, but three days ago it rocked totally off.

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens seen buying Pregnancy Test

Vanessa Hudgens seen buying Pregnancy Test

Vanessa Hudgens was seen buying the pregnancy test yesterday.

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Funny story: White Guy With No Rhythm Injures 12 In Nightclub

White Guy With No Rhythm Injures 12 In Nightclub

A white man with no rhythm has injured 12 bystanders while doing some crazy dancing in a nightclub.

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Funny story: Homeless woman endorses John McCain

Homeless woman endorses John McCain

Mary Belle Hartmann, a 62-year-old homeless woman, declared today that she fully endorses senator John McCain to be the next president of...

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Funny story: Emma Watson To Stand Against Radders As Prime Minister

Emma Watson To Stand Against Radders As Prime Minister

Emma Watson has announced that she too plans to run for PM at the next general election, after Daniel Radcliffe revealed his intentions to do the same.

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Funny story: P & O Ferries to sue Chris De Burgh

P & O Ferries to sue Chris De Burgh

P & O Ferries are to sue Chris De Burgh having determined that a recent downturn in their business has been as a direct result of the resurgence in airplay of his 1982 hit "Don't pay the ferryman".

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Funny story: Fox Announces Fall Lineup

Fox Announces Fall Lineup

Fox Network today has announced its new lineup for the 2008-09 season. Gone will be popular shows like "House" and "Bones" and in are new shows like "When Garanimals Attack!"...

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