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Funny story: Spate of terrorism arrests not connected to terrorism, say analysts

Spate of terrorism arrests not connected to terrorism, say analysts

Pony Express Service - In the past week, U.S. marshals have announced charges in twenty terrorism probes in twenty states. It is a bunch of cases. Its more than we have seen since 9-11. However analyst Jim Jones, of the CIA, says not to try to fit...

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Funny story: Taliban Terrorists Targeting Stadiums

Taliban Terrorists Targeting Stadiums

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Executive Assistant Senior Director of Homefield Security Shirley Baskethandle, who is a male, but who just happens to have a girl's first name, has issued a type 7 terrorist warning to take effect at 12:42 am, Monday, Sept. 28...

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Funny story: Revision to Monoploy, Terroropoly sees huge sales.

Revision to Monoploy, Terroropoly sees huge sales.

A decision by the makers of Monoploy to give the seventy year old board game a revision to bring up to date has been a great success, says the company. The new game 'Terroropoly' is based on the old game but has been changed to appeal to modern b...

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Funny story: Foil Terrorists At Gas Mark 7 For Best Results

Foil Terrorists At Gas Mark 7 For Best Results

Good old fashioned foil - such as Bacofoil and stores' own brands - has become a key to foiling terrorists, CNN has learned. Once wrapped in the silvery cooking accessory, terrorists feel warm and fuzzy and are said to be less likely to become ag...

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Funny story: Jihadi Comes Back From Death; Outlines Disappointment.

Jihadi Comes Back From Death; Outlines Disappointment.

When budding Jihadi Mohammed al Pointlessrage ben Easilyled heard and understood the call to Jihad, he found the truth of his life revealed. Born into a seventh century culture in a barren desert, he was taught from birth that pleasure was unclean...

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Funny story: Nevada Cultural Anthropologist Slams Breast Appreciation Day As Cultural Terrorism

Nevada Cultural Anthropologist Slams Breast Appreciation Day As Cultural Terrorism

Esteemed Nevada Cultural Anthropologist, Diane J Poor has branded leading Spoofologists as 'Cultural Terrorists' over their overwhelming support for Breast Appreciation Day. "It's demeaning to women," Poor told us. "Why the fascination with breast...

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Funny story: CIA Discover New Al Qaeda Plot

CIA Discover New Al Qaeda Plot

The CIA have today confirmed that it has uncovered a new Al Qaeda plot in North London. Operatives swooped in a raid just after dawn. One man was found at the location, holding something believed to be weighing several pounds, and saying he was g...

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Funny story: UK Decision To Release Libyan Terrorist A 'Mistake'

UK Decision To Release Libyan Terrorist A 'Mistake'

Under increasing pressure from the US, and in the light of further damaging documentary evidence obtained by me in the past twenty four hours, UK Foreign Secretary David Millipede has now confirmed that the decision to release a convicted Libyan terr...

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Funny story: Brooklyn Bridge Saved From Terrorists!

Brooklyn Bridge Saved From Terrorists!

Fox News chief correspondent Jim Angle once again repeated the old chestnut that the National Security Agency's warrantless domestic surveillance program led to the arrest of Al Qaeda accomplice Iyman Faris, a naturalized U.S. citizen who pleaded gui...

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Funny story: Death of 100W lightbulb 'due to terror' says Obama

Death of 100W lightbulb 'due to terror' says Obama

The European 100 Watt lightbulb, whose existence ended this week, was 'killed by terrorists', according to American President Barack Obama. Speaking from Washington DC, he said: 'People of America, our thoughts are with our friends in Britain and...

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Funny story: Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK

Lockerbie Bomber Pleads For Political Asylum In UK

The Lockerbie bomber is regretting his repatriation to Libya and has asked to return to the United Kingdom. "This place is a f*****g dump! F*****g sand everywhere and it stinks of crude oil"! These are the main complaints of Abdel Baset Al Megrahi...

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Funny story: IPod Is New Terror Weapon

IPod Is New Terror Weapon

Recent reports of a spate of Ipod explosions have triggered an investigation by police and anti-terror agencies throughout Europe. The authorities fear that it is only a matter of time until the "IBomb" - a nickname for official use only - becomes...

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Funny story: Seven arrested in USA on terrorism charges

Seven arrested in USA on terrorism charges

Seven people were arrested and appeared in court today on terrorism charges. The seven arrested were all dwarfs including Doc, Grumpy, Bashful, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy and Dopey. Doc was first in the dock followed by the others. Grumpy was furious t...

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Funny story: Obama Spoof Critic Offered a Choice: Bermuda or Palau Plus $90k Year to "Knock it Off, Or Else!"

Obama Spoof Critic Offered a Choice: Bermuda or Palau Plus $90k Year to "Knock it Off, Or Else!"

Langley, Va./ CYA Spook News - Undercover sources are reporting that a concerted effort is being made by a covert team of Presidential Apologists to conduct a nationwide roundup of rogue Spoof Writers that are proving to be a pain in the ass to the...

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Funny story: Fury As Thomas The Tank Engine Goes to War

Fury As Thomas The Tank Engine Goes to War

Furious parents are marching on Westminster today to protest the perceived "Militarisation" of children's television, and the "Theft of innocence." Since MPs voted to introduce the under-five's curriculum, current affairs will be making an appeara...

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Funny story: Charles unveils Hyde Park memorial to bombers

Charles unveils Hyde Park memorial to bombers

London - (Real IRA Mess): Prince Charles and Hyde Park bomber Tessa Jowl, current human frights assistance minister, have unveiled a memorial to the Asian thugs they hired to do their dirty on 7 July 2005. Jowl, ex-wife of disgraced P2 Lodge membe...

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Funny story: Tuesday's lunar eclipse nemesis for Harry Potter hoaxer JK Rowling

Tuesday's lunar eclipse nemesis for Harry Potter hoaxer JK Rowling

London - (Rioters): Tuesday's world premiere of Harry Potter & the Half Blood Prince will take place under the wickedly deceptive forces of the eclipsed Capricorn full moon, children's stories hoaxer JK Rowling has been warned. The former IRA...

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