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Funny story: Piers Morgan calls Simon Cowell about (shhhh) the B word

Piers Morgan calls Simon Cowell about (shhhh) the B word

S: Hello and a wonderful morning from beautiful sunny LA. P: Simon, is that you? S: Yes, Piers and I am still on top of the world. London still cold? P: very cold S: Well, you will be out here soon for your red carpet gig and AGT. Is Whatshername coming with you? P: oh, yes-she follows m -- er-accompanies me everywhere these days. It will give her a chance to top up her tan...

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Funny story: Subo culture leader praise as expats trap traitor

Subo culture leader praise as expats trap traitor

The McLuz was called to the home of Miss Boyle urgently this afternoon. Her expat volunteers, A-M and notbannedfan, as they diligently unravelled red scarves and watched catch ups of Coronation Street, became aware on the newly installed security mon...

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Funny story: Subo culture course leader on war footing

Subo culture course leader on war footing

The McLuz at her HQ in Blackburn Library has received an urgent secret intelligence report from an unnamed source. As a result she has placed her team on high alert. The report confirms her suspicions that the Happy and Clappy ARRAS (Always Red Ro...

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Funny story: SuBo CD 'hidden message' shocker!

SuBo CD 'hidden message' shocker!

Susan Boyle fanatics were last night crying into their lemonade, when a hidden message was found on her CD. Playing track 3 backwards reveals Susan saying "I never really liked Piers Morgan at all. I was just having a laugh!" Fanatics were giving...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle "appears" to devotee via traffic light

Susan Boyle "appears" to devotee via traffic light

A Susan Boyle fan posting on the Greatest Only-est Online Susa-show on Earth (GOOSE) excitedly announced the sighting of SuBo's image in the glowing red orb of a stop light. "I was waiting in traffic, during the afternoon rush hour, listening to '...

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Funny story: Subo culture course leaders visit Miss Boyle's home

Subo culture course leaders visit Miss Boyle's home

Following a successful first meeting to discuss Miss Boyle's role in the BA in subo culture course, the Scottish spinster invited the McLuz back to her quaint home in Blackburn, West Lothian. They were joined by McQueen of Skye, who reportedly could...

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Funny story: SuBo to Quit the Stage?

SuBo to Quit the Stage?

Rumours abound that Susan's performance in Japan on the 1st April will be her last. The singer has decided to call it quits. She will allegedly thank her fans for their undying love and support and it is with regret that she has decided to step do...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert with SuBo?

Adam Lambert with SuBo?

Adam Lambert, the gay singing star, has recently been spotted sporting a diamond ring, apparently bought by the singing sensation, Susan Boyle. Lambert, a gay, said he wanted to be a "straight," but will keep his piercings. Susan Boyle was...

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Funny story: Subo culture leader meets Miss Boyle

Subo culture leader meets Miss Boyle

McLuz of McLuz met with Susan Boyle at her local hostelry for a few lemonades to discuss the BA course in subo culture at the University of Blackburn. McLuz had arranged the meeting at the local Tapas Bar but was forced to change the venue as the bar...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Fans Wage Networking War On Twilight Fans

Susan Boyle Fans Wage Networking War On Twilight Fans

Internet users yesterday could barely believe their own eyes as virtually every social networking site on the net became jammed with messages which reduced the world wide web to a virtual battleground. It remains unclear where the conflict began,...

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Funny story: SuBo Fans Cause Chaos On Cruise Liner

SuBo Fans Cause Chaos On Cruise Liner

The cruise liner 'Boudica' was returned to its home port of Southampton yesterday as the Captain abandoned a Mediterranean cruise because of unruly behaviour by a number of individuals allegedly linked to Susan Boyle fan clubs. According to witnes...

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Funny story: SuBo Fans Emphatically Deny Accusations Of Impropriety

SuBo Fans Emphatically Deny Accusations Of Impropriety

Supporters of Scottish singing sensation and global phenomenon Susan Boyle held a press conference today at Blackpool's Winter Gardens to expressly deny that SuBo fans were little more than a badly behaved rabble who are gaining a global reputation f...

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Funny story: SuBo's second album revealed

SuBo's second album revealed

I can exclusively reveal the details of Susan Boyle's much-anticipated second album. Talking exclusively, the chief executive of SipCo Recording Discs, Simon Cowpat, told me "I can reveal that Susan Boyle's second album will be entitled 'Susan Boyle...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Opens Up Her Own Underwear Shop Called "SuBo's Knickers and Knick-Knacks"

Susan Boyle Opens Up Her Own Underwear Shop Called "SuBo's Knickers and Knick-Knacks"

BLACKBURN, West Lothian - Susan Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, who gained world-wide notoriety on the television reality singing show X-Factor has now gone into the world of business. Miss Boyle will soon be cutting the ribbon at the gran...

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Funny story: SuBo Puts Beige Frock on eBay

SuBo Puts Beige Frock on eBay

Reports have reached us from informed inside sources that world-renowned singer Susan Boyle has placed the beige frock she wore for her audition on Britain's Got Talent up for auction on eBay. Bidding on the dress has been brisk. Various talk sho...

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Funny story: Subo culture course sensation

Subo culture course sensation

Course leader, Professor Patula de Fairt, has been sensationally removed from her post by the academic board of the University of Blackburn. A board member, Jeemy (baby) Mc Robert explained that de Fairt has been discovered to have worked an elaborat...

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Funny story: Subo culture course leader inundated with emails

Subo culture course leader inundated with emails

Professor Patula de Fiart, course leader on the newly established BA in Subo culture at the University of Blackburn is pleased and not a little bemused to have received 267 thank you emails in her inbox after announcing some details of the course.

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